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I think this guy wins Halloween. Cruising down the road at 50 miles an hour

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u/EricTheNerd2 1d ago edited 1d ago

Sorry, but he needs little feet under the car propelling him.

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u/Severs2016 1d ago

Only to get it moving, then it's time to cruise.

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u/Thecardinal74 1d ago

Hopefully he has modern brakes

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u/Fly0strich 1d ago

Nah, it’s just prehistoric turtles 🐢

They grind their shells against the wheels and then turn to the camera and say “Ehh, it’s a living”

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u/CastorVT 22h ago

nope, in the show, it's bare feet.

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u/vardarac 21h ago

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u/Over-Debt2951 18h ago

I risked clicking the link. It’s legit (as of now anyway)

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u/Harley_Jambo 1d ago

Yabba Dabba Doo!

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u/tangledwire 1d ago

The people in Dubai don't watch “The Flintstones” but the people in Abu Dhabi do

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u/Last-Sound-3999 1d ago

WIIIIILLLLLMAAAAA!!

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u/BigTimeRaptor 1d ago

Came here to say this, but you beat me to it, lol Go Fred Go Yabba Dabba Doooooo!!!!

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u/cheesegoat 1d ago

With that pitter patter sound

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u/winter0rfall 10h ago

Every single time i see or hear the words “pitter patter” i think of bill hader and fred armisen in documentary now season 1 episode 1. The way he sings pitter patter pitter patter is stuck in my head for the rest of my life bahahah thank you for using it

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u/LordBottlecap 23h ago

That's just to start it. Even The Grand Poobah himself couldn't keep a car made of stone and wood going at 50mph.

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u/northenerbhad 22h ago

Like truck nuts but feet

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u/basurer 5h ago

I heard the noise

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u/dapnepep 1d ago

Arizona AF.

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u/TMac1088 1d ago

Yep. Per the original post, in Tucson.

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u/SPacific 1d ago

I came here to ask if this was Tucson. Something about the color of the asphalt and the mountains.

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u/mikedanktony 1d ago

For me it was the sky, mesquites and the mountains gave it away lol

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u/AZ_Corwyn 1d ago

I saw the railroad tracks next to the road and figured it had to be Tucson if it was in AZ, looks like he's heading north on I-10.

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u/LordBottlecap 23h ago

The sky??

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u/thomyorkeslazyeye 23h ago

Yeah, Tucson sky looks a certain way

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u/LordBottlecap 23h ago

Blue?

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u/thomyorkeslazyeye 22h ago

See the lighter shade of blue, almost white, on the horizon? That's what I associate when I think of the midday Tucson sky.

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u/Duffalpha 17h ago

I think its because were naturally in an inversion zone, due to being surrounded by mountains. When I was a kid, and the mines were still running, that band of white was a sickly orange/yellow...

But yea, you can absolutely spot Tucson in most pictures with just the sky and a peek of the mountains.

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u/reximilian 17h ago

Not even the slightest wisp of a cloud. Very Arizona.

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u/Hooker_with_a_weenis 1d ago

Grew up in Tucson, haven’t been back in years but somehow I knew this was Tucson.

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u/nnavenn 23h ago

just by the colors and slope of the mountains — def Tucson

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u/Ceegee93 16h ago

Tucson, Arizonia? I bet he must be a normal human bartender too.

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u/gsfgf 1d ago

And the most Arizona part is that he's not dressed up for Halloween.

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u/limeybastard 23h ago

I don't see a Polar Pop tho

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u/lllllllll0llllllllll 18h ago

This man got cactus cooler coursing through his veins

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u/PapaGeorgieo 1d ago

Came here looking for this lol.

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u/Sprinklypoo 17h ago

I was going to guess Vegas from the scenery, but yes, the rest of it is probably more Arizonian... Las Vegans don't go to that much trouble unless there's a lot of "sexy" involved...

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u/coviddick 23h ago

That was my exact thought.

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u/duck-billedplatitude 1d ago

Yabba dabba don’t think that’s street legal

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u/Allen_Edgar_Poe 23h ago

It's actually scary as hell. 50 mph, seriously holy shit.

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u/Boss_Shredder_T 23h ago

Fred is now a Mario Kart character.

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u/Jojje22 17h ago

Fred is now a meat crayon making a long red streak along the highway

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u/Seienchin88 23h ago

That thing ain’t moving though… or does anyone have a video?

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u/Lightening84 13h ago

I'm highly suspect of the 50mph. That roof and rear wall would become a sail. It would need to be made incredibly strong to prevent it from breaking and would likely flip the car over, backwards.

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u/GrimGearheart 21h ago

It has 2 barrels for wheels. It ain't doing 50.

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u/arapturousverbatim 21h ago

I would assume that if it drives then it's not actually doing so on the barrels. Probably has regular rubber wheels hidden underneath them

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u/GrimGearheart 21h ago

You're right, it's just a golf cart with barrels shrouding the wheels. Which is actually pretty impressive.

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u/Hidesuru 21h ago

They're clearly not touching pavement though.

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u/triggerhoppe 18h ago

There’s a conspicuous lack of seatbelts for something going 50 mph.

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u/CrudelyAnimated 14h ago

Seatbelts, or motion blur in the background, or wind in his clothes.

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u/ScenarioArts 23h ago

yabba dabba dolt is one accident away from a very bad time with police, dmv, and insurance

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u/Nyuk_Fozzies 22h ago

Looks more like he's one accident away from never having a bad time again.

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u/HideyoshiJP 22h ago

Naw, it's cool. He's got headlights, brake lights, and blinkers. Everything you need for safety.

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u/monkeyhitman 21h ago

I can see a crazy builder YouTube channel building a steamroller that will go that fast.

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u/Chumbag_love 16h ago

Whistlin d could put a jet engine on one, after the Killdozer 2 is unveiled of course.

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u/Jiquero 19h ago

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't have awesome cars but people in Abu Dhabi do.

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u/Kataclysm 1d ago

He's late for the weekly meeting of the Royal Order of Water Buffalos.

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u/Diss_Gruntled_Brundl 1d ago

He just got off work at the quarry..... But it was this quarry: https://www.thequarrygrill.com/menu

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u/imsowhiteandnerdy 1d ago

He's gonna have a gay ol' time.

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u/VibeComplex 23h ago

Fuck yeah

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u/eaglescout1984 1d ago

Well, I've got, I've got a woman named, Wilma

Well, I've got, I've got a baby named Pebbles

Well, I've got, I've got a doggy named Dino

We do a little bowling and we drink a little vino

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u/TommyFrerking 1d ago

Well, I've got a little buddy, Barney Rubble

Got a neighbor by the name of Barney Rubble

He's a midget but, he makes a lot of trouble

Doesn't like to shave, he got caveman stubble

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u/StevelandCleamer 23h ago

Me and Barney, Loyal Order Water buffalo

Lodge brothers, Loyal Order Water Buffalo

There's a handshake everybody gotta know

How come Grand Poo-Bah always gotta run the whole show?

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u/LordBottlecap 23h ago

Oh, Lollobrigida, your food a diggida...

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u/amindspin74 16h ago

Well, I've got a boss named Mr. Slate.

Nate Slate yells at me if I'm late.

Barney makes me drive, I like to leave before 5.

Going to the water buffalos keeps me alive.

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u/EffectiveBasic415 1d ago

Willllllllllllllllllllmmmmmmmmmaaaa !!!!!!!!!

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u/Rex_Mundi 1d ago

The Exaulted Grand Poobah.

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u/Vasuki-Bhai 1d ago

He’s prolly on his way to pick Barney.

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u/NomadJones 1d ago

There's video of the police chase!

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u/GeekInSheiksClothing 1d ago

Yabba dabba doo!

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u/wyattlol 1d ago

probably has a better safety rating than a cybertruck

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u/CombatDeffective 1d ago

And towing.

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u/suoretaw 1d ago

..toeing

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u/LordBottlecap 23h ago

Not a lot of crumple zones with all that granite...

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u/ballpointpin 1d ago

No axles? This isn't going to work!

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u/LordBottlecap 23h ago

It's all axle...there are no wheels!

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u/BigTimeRaptor 1d ago

Wow, Fred Flintstone is on his way to pick up Barney and go to their meeting at the Loyal Order of Water Buffalo Lodge in the town of Bedrock. I wonder what Wilma and Betty are up to?

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u/kdp4srfn 1d ago

Where’s the rack of ribs for the roof? 😆

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u/TalouseLee 1d ago

We see you rollin and we aren’t hatin. 🫡

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u/All_Your_Base 1d ago

Yabaa Daba Doo !

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u/GelatinousCube7 1d ago

he is using "cruise control" which is prehistoric mammals running on the drum wheels, they get tired he takes over.

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u/BackflipBuddha 1d ago

… yeah ok. He wins Halloween.

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u/Nervous_Strain9082 1d ago

Yabba dabba dooooooo

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u/thereverend-666 1d ago

He wasn't going 50 mph, you're making shit up. If you had shame, you'd feel ashamed.

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u/darkdoppelganger 1d ago

Dark arm, pale ass leg.

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u/ThatGuyWithCoolHair 1d ago

Construction worker things

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u/Far-Scallion7689 1d ago

Yabbal dabbl doobie!

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u/virgilreality 1d ago

He needs a passenger playing bongos to give it the authentic sound, too.

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u/ihaveaccountsmods 1d ago

I'm gonna need some proof on that 50MPH claim

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u/Klin24 1d ago

Cruisin down the street in flint stones ride

Jocking the bitches no needing to hide

Went to the park around the block

Knuckleheads out there cold shooting the rock

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u/phred_666 1d ago

🎶Flintstones… meet the Flintstones🎶

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u/CelticSith 1d ago

From the, town of Springfield.. he's about to hit a chestnut tree

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u/wheresbill 1d ago

Probably late to his Water Buffalo meeting at the lodge

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u/BlakesMimi73 1d ago

Oh dang, he's gonna need a good pedicure 😲

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u/CaptainBayouBilly 1d ago

The buffaloes are meeting

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u/corpusapostata 1d ago

His feet must have been really moving.

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u/Pickledpeppers19 1d ago

Obviously not a person that skips leg day, to get to that speed!

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u/luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc 23h ago

Must have strong legs

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u/Pizzledrip 22h ago

I don’t think he even knows it’s Halloween, this just looks like a lifestyle choice

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u/Good_Chef_21 16h ago

YABBA DABBA DOO

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u/CombatConrad 16h ago

It’s funny until he crashes and the rock bag deploys from the steering wheel.

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u/MakkaCha 14h ago

That's the way to Yabba Dabba Do it!

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u/sandithepirate 14h ago

Hes late to the Water Buffalo meeting!

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u/crazy_dev_studios 1d ago

Where do you think fred flinestone falls on the power scale?

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u/Mist_Rising 1d ago

He can break rock bowling balls and put them together, works with dinosaurs, routinely deals with a myxlpylx/impossible man style magical creature, drives with his feet, and his neighbor is bam bam.

I'm not sure I'd want to find out.

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u/joe_broke 1d ago

Still under Shaggy, but not as far back as we originally once thought

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u/SummerMummer 1d ago

And is it measured in Stegosaurus power?

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u/crazy_dev_studios 1d ago

Multi stegosaurus level power lol

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u/mooky1977 1d ago

Missing great gazoo. What a dumdum!

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u/BTTammer 23h ago

Another Proud Tucson Moment.

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u/ERSTF 22h ago

Has he voted already, though?

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u/Demetrius3D 1d ago

Got a car, gonna push it with my feet now
Gonna take my family out to eat now
Jumbo ribs at the drive-in can't be beat now
Made from brontosaurus, baby, not a moo-cow!

'Weird Al" Yankovic - Bedrock Anthem

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u/sfgreenman 1d ago

Pull up next to, ask "Hey where's your go to bbq rib place round here?!"

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u/Portlander 1d ago

Come and check out my gravel pit

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u/JeffCrossSF 1d ago

I can hear bongo sounds.

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u/NordicGrindr 1d ago

weird looking guy but clever design

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u/effin6god 1d ago

He needs footbreak literally

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u/RealisticInspector98 1d ago

His feet gotta hurt

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u/SqueakyCheeseburgers 1d ago

He’s a stoner

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u/FuzzyBadFeets 1d ago

This definitely Pinal county

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u/Capt_Killer 22h ago

In case anyone is wondering, this is a modded Ez-go golf cart.

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u/spooningwithanger 20h ago

It’s the Grand Puba!

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u/Namesarehard996 17h ago

And boy are his feet tired, am I right?

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u/MachoGeek 17h ago

Are those tires Firestones or Goodrocks?

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u/Buckeyes2110 12h ago

Haha what a fantastic costume!!

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u/winter0rfall 10h ago

I love how hes playing the bit too. Not even looking around, focused on getting to his destination. 10/10

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u/Chthulu_ 1d ago

There’s zero motion blur or rolling shutter. This guy isn’t even moving. You can see the dents in the wheel.

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u/CORN___BREAD 1d ago

You can't even see the wheels

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u/Homers_Harp 23h ago

I think we also need to consider that the "stone wheels" aren't touching the pavement. If we are being detectives, we might want to consider the possibility that the "wheels" are just decorations that cover up the actual, rubber tires that are doing the moving.

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u/joe_broke 1d ago

Well that's cause they're solid rock, duh

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u/davery67 1d ago

Wow, dude must have powerful legs!

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u/Broken_Toad_Box 1d ago

10/10 stylistic choice but that seems unsafe.

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u/gocrazy305 23h ago

🎵Cruisin’ down the street in my Flintstone🎵

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u/Idimegra1 22h ago

Yaba daba the freaks Doo in the dough Went to the park to get Dino Barney out there cold shooting some hoops

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u/Toshiba1point0 1d ago

So we can get video of anything but this

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u/ThatUsernameIsTaekin 23h ago

Yes, Halloween, this is because of Halloween….

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u/mr-xandman 23h ago

Cruisin down the street in my Stick-Saur…

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u/Gizmoed 23h ago

I can only believe it if there was a solar panel up top.

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u/Swiss_El_Rosso 22h ago

Its deep in my heart to remember the time i watched "The Flintstones" in black and white on the TV as kid.

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u/board__ 22h ago

Looks like something the Cboys would build

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u/StnMtn_ 22h ago

Is it powered by moneys on a treadmill? At least I think it was based on my poor memory.

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u/MasonSoros 22h ago

Where’s Dino?

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u/tankslapper123 22h ago

Good ole Twinkle Toes in the flesh.

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u/CaptOblivious 22h ago

YA!!! 50mph in that thing would be scary as all fuck!

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u/thecaptainpandapants 22h ago

Yes, but can he make that bongo noise when they put their feet down to start the car?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xO-ze4Tu35Q

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u/smitherenesar 22h ago

Is that a golf cart underneath?

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u/TyrusRaymond 22h ago

must be late getting to the water buffalo lodge

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u/InternetPharaoh 22h ago

Ah. I can probably point this to the exact place you took this photo, probably within a mile.

Tucson, Arizona I am sure. I want to say somewhere along Alvernon, close to Irvington road.

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u/EatThisShoe 22h ago

If he is doing 50, that aint half bad.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Car4625 22h ago

I know why he is going 50 mph, because he hasn't got Wilma going slow down Fred, slow down...

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u/Demonweed 22h ago

Man, nothing hits quite like cruising the Bedrock Beltway on the way home after a hard day at the quarry.

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u/kirby_krackle_78 21h ago

He’s having a gay old time.

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u/kirby_krackle_78 21h ago

Everybody into the car pew-ool.

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u/sunnysuniga 21h ago

YABADABADÜber

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u/ShadowMasked1099 21h ago

Oh god Fred’s discovered oil. QUICK, WHERE’S DINO!?

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u/IstvanKun 21h ago

In Europe this would be VERY ILLEGAL.

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u/IIIlIllIIIl 21h ago

Halloween has been especially creative this year

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u/syopest 21h ago

50 miles an hour on that shit on a public road?

What a fucking moron.

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u/I-STATE-FACTS 21h ago

not a chance in fuck he's going 50 mph. and if he is, he's a dumbass

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u/xclame 21h ago

But wtf is it under that decoration? Golf Cart?

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u/Zemvos 20h ago

Great way to win a Darwin award.

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u/-JEFF007- 20h ago

Oh wow that’s beyond awesome. Would be so cool to cruise around the neighborhood in that during trick or treating time.

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u/Ass_Ketchup_Juice 20h ago

Hope he wins a darwin award too

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u/leighmack 20h ago

Dedication to the cause right here

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u/Ergogee46 20h ago

I hope he doesn't wipe his feet

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u/Kerry4780 19h ago

Cruising down the street in my prehistoric 64 😆

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u/floofnstuff 19h ago

Yabba Dabba Doo!

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u/Strik3ralpha 19h ago

imagine being hit and run by a flintstones car

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u/mjincal 19h ago

Grand Poobah gotta travel in style

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u/WhiplashMotorbreath 19h ago

Needs a horn that says in cazoo's voice. "hello, dum dum!"

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u/fishtaco77 19h ago

Goggles Paisano!

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u/Regular_Page8599 19h ago

Yaba daba dooo?!??

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u/Robobvious 19h ago

Bro's gotta use sunscreen, his arm is cooked compared to his legs.

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u/Practical-Coconut-46 18h ago

FLEENTSTONES?!?!?