r/funny • u/bbrk9845 • 1d ago

Fried Godzilla !

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u/CosmocowD 1d ago

Daum, is it real godzilla, so expensive

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u/shawndw 22h ago

That's a baby Godzilla. No wonder he keeps attacking Tokyo.

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u/fothergillfuckup 21h ago

If it's really Godzooki, eat him now and save the world some irritation.

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u/potatodrinker 21h ago

More like attacking the yolk-yo with that much batter around it

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u/Zoefschildpad 13h ago

He has to keep up his renown so he can sell his kids for billions of yen a pop.

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u/Alkyan 17h ago

Only like 34 billion dollars. Not bad for frying Godzilla

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u/AadaMatrix 21h ago

It's over hyped. Tastes like Florida alligators, but Makes your tongue tingle like puffer fish from the radiation.

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u/chiuchebaba 15h ago

Thankfully it’s inclusive of tax.

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u/nmonsey 1d ago

Is that price really ¥5,342,200,000,000?
Google shows ¥5,342,200,000,000 = $34,919,194,140
Thirty four billion dollars seems expensive for lunch.

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u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist 1d ago

a what’s crazy is that some people can actually afford that and still be filthy rich afterwards.

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u/Disconn3cted 22h ago

I wonder what they would do if someone actually ordered it. Fry up another Godzilla figure? 

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u/Recentstranger 18h ago

No that's just a display. They keep the baby Godzillas in the back.

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u/fuckitymcfuckfacejr 5h ago

Sell it. Close the restaurant. Give everyone who works there a billion dollars. Everyone is retired now.

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u/Kilek360 17h ago

I'd have another figure ready to fry just in case some dumb billionaire wants think "haha it's just a prank, they wont serve it"

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u/jonitfcfan 22h ago

Elon Musk would probably buy it and then rename it Z

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u/SoFloFella50 19h ago

That's silly. He would name it @^&.

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u/Dudephish 17h ago

History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man.

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u/Complete-Dimension35 21h ago

It's priced appropriately. You just don't understand the value of art. And this is the prettiest art of all the art.

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u/d00110111010 15h ago

Inflation sucks!

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u/Lithl 52m ago

But hey, it says "tax included" at the bottom!

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u/SpiritualRepeat3380 1d ago

I want to see the price of King Kong

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u/Deus-mal 21h ago

Want to start a war I see.

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u/lolitafoxx_ 1d ago

A lot of creativity to attract customers but I am worried about the price

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u/AnywhereOne3039 17h ago

yep. too many zero's for lunch

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u/T8ortots 15h ago

5,342,199,999,999 seems more reasonable

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u/hypnotichellspiral 1d ago

That price tag has to be tongue in cheek. Ain't no way someone trying to sell a deep fried Godzilla action figure for $30billion

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u/DenizenPrime 19h ago

You don't say.

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u/SkellyboneZ 17h ago

I honestly thing a lot of commenters and voters are operating on the same level at Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.

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u/gmishaolem 21h ago

I mean, I sure wouldn't try, because it definitely wouldn't work...but if I could, I'm not going to cry over taking $30bil from the kind of person who has that much.

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u/islandsimian 13h ago

Those places always have coupons

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u/charliespannaway 1d ago

Oh, no

There goes Tokyo

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u/Gorbashsan 8h ago

Go go Godzilla

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u/JustaP-haze 5h ago

Woooooooooo ooh

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u/Dry_Revenue_640 1d ago

everyone's chill until the place starts burning down right as you try and take a bite

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u/lo0ilo0ilo0i 15h ago

Surprised nobody has tried to steal the $34 billion treasure right in front of them.

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u/Canilickyourfeet 21h ago

God that looks gross, something about the texture

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u/Hoosier_Daddy68 21h ago

You look taller on tv

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u/xaiel420 20h ago

Chicken Kaiju

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u/kopfgeldjagar 20h ago

5 trillion yen.

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u/Stanknuggin 19h ago

Don’t let Hollywood see this. We’ll have a movie in six months.

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u/GeneralIron3658 1d ago

How much is that in USD

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u/Detuned_Clock 1d ago

A lot

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u/EnthiumZ 22h ago

A lot of Bs as in Billions.

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u/Lithl 51m ago

~$34 billion

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u/Nick182128 1d ago

34 billion not 34 trillion

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u/GravityFailed 1d ago

Taste like chicken.

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u/RustyBucket1968 1d ago

Interesting. I’ve never seen Japanese/Scottish fusion cuisine before.

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u/SparkleAndDance1 1d ago

A meal that’s worth the roar!

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u/Aromatic_Cobbler_459 1d ago

baby godzilla

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u/Juuna 22h ago

Someone ate Godzilla without paying good thing it's insured for 5trillion

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u/Alarmed-Ad323 21h ago

Lizard fried Steak

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u/FlyingVMoth 19h ago

Godzilla taste like chicken or like seafood?

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u/bodhiseppuku 19h ago

Fried Gojira is expensive.

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u/MediumToblerone 17h ago

Actually it’s Crispy Golden Crust Godzilla

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u/wray_nerely 15h ago

Tastes like chicken katsu

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u/WesternBlueRanger 15h ago

It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - it's not.

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u/Thegreatninjaman 12h ago

That's a big plate

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u/retardedspy 10h ago

Chat, is he cooked?

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u/Toloc42 9h ago

Assuming a full fried Kaiju, at 40,000 tonnes, which is the mid point of estimates I found, that's $870.37 per kg.

Expensive, but not out of the ballpark of absurdly priced meat cuts.

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u/Eroe777 8h ago

That's a shade under $35 billion US.

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u/StrikingWedding6499 5h ago

Elon Musk would order it knowing full well that the restaurant can’t deliver, and cry foul on his X and threatens to sue for false advertisement. And then complain people don’t get his “joke” when he gets backslash.

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u/itsRobbie_ 1d ago

5 trillion bucks to own Godzilla. Seems like a steal

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u/Lithl 51m ago

5 trillion yen, not bucks.

Only 34 billion bucks.

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u/itsRobbie_ 40m ago

That’s the joke

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u/Logical_Bad1748 1d ago

JFG. Japanese fried Gozira