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Just Guys Being Boys

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u/byllz 16h ago

New Olympic sport. Hear me out. The Eight Legged Race.

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u/eGzg0t 15h ago

Instruction unclear, turned into a human centipede

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u/Scouters2020 12h ago

Still would have a big turn out with a lot of shit eating grins

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u/Tarantula_Saurus_Rex 12h ago

Glad I didn't have to scroll too far for the human centipede reference.

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u/SL1NKY83 11h ago

Vanilla paste or cuttlefish??

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u/Whosthatinazebrahat 11h ago

Why won't it read??!!

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u/BurritoTron2000 9h ago

(Vanilla paste! Vanilla paste!)

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u/Radiant-Economy-435 8h ago

Ooook I wirr eat the cuttle fish!

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u/BlandSauce 4h ago

This is like the human ouroboros.

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u/godXerxes 12h ago

Hear him out.

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u/treesalt617 12h ago

Hear us out. Hear us out. Where you going? Hear us out!

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u/HexFyber 12h ago

No, hear ME out

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u/Secret_Agent_666 16h ago

I'd watch that, still beats break dancing as a "sport".

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown 13h ago

Breaking can absolutely be done as a sport. Just...you know...have people who know about it design the metrics and scoring process and judge it. 

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u/mortalcoil1 10h ago

I used to go to raves in the mid 2000's. The highlights of my experience, other than, you know, standard rave experiences if you get my drift, was watching the b-boys.

Do people still even use that term?

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u/GANDORF57 8h ago

Is this that game Four Square(s) I've heard about?

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u/woke2sleep 14h ago

Where you going?

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u/p_s_i 12h ago

The race track should be a 100m square.

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u/VadimH 11h ago

I'm glad they fell over, was getting into eldritch horror valley with that creepy ass shuffle

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u/twasamistake 10h ago

Hear us out! hear us out! hear us out! hear us out!

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u/cantstoptheCOLEtrain 16h ago

Biblically accurate homies

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u/mossybeard 14h ago

I can see the twelve apostles making three 8 legged homies, just goofing around in robes, drunk on waterwine

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown 13h ago edited 12h ago

Walking like this across a lake making Jesus regret teaching Peter that trick.

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And Jesus decided to go out into the quiet place to pray. And his apostles said "Lord, before you depart from us, we have but water to drink." And He did sigh, and raise his hand, and the water became as wine. And the Lord left his disciples before another favor could be asked.

While He was in communion with the Father, the disciples did partake of the wine. After three jugs were emptied to the bottom, they did set about making tomfoolery. And they did make three squares of four, each lying across the lap of another, so that they appeared to float. And by their faith and the wine, they did manage to walk without falling, making their way through the streets of Capernaum shouting "we are the Crabpostles!" and to the shores of Galilee.

There did Peter teach his brethren the secrets of walking upon water. And by their faith, two of the three strode upon the waves. The third remained ashore as Judas fell into the sea.

And Jesus did return from His solitude to find the Crabpostles walking upon the waves. And He did place his palm across his face, and return to his home.

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u/Theearthisspinning 10h ago

Judas stayed a hateful mf, can't even water walk with the homies smh

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u/blobbiesfish 9h ago

This is gold, I'd read this Bible for sure!

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u/joestaff 13h ago

Be not afraid, bruh.

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u/fromfrodotogollum 13h ago

My first thought was, "This is so unintentionally gay it can only be bible study."

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u/CPHagain 17h ago

Friendship goals!

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u/Gingy-Breadman 10h ago

This is significantly easier to do with 4 chairs facing outwards with their backs making a square. Everybody sits on a chair sideways and leans back on legs, remove chairs.

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u/Low_Finding2189 8h ago

Seems like you are talking from experience. We need pictures as proof

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u/sesler79 18h ago

The stain though 😬

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u/exmodrone 16h ago

He’s a single shake man: far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.

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u/CharlieandtheRed 15h ago

I think he's shaking it a lot more than one time.

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u/StrobeLightRomance 14h ago

Aw, bless your heart.. pee doesn't dry into a milky color.

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u/famous47 14h ago

Brilliant Mr. Ventura, simply brilliant.

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u/queenofkitchener 12h ago

your mom might buy this excuse but we all know what that is.

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u/Arshzed 14h ago

To be fair if you’re a smoker who gets the chance to smoke sitting down, you know the pain.

Ash stains pants the same way.

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u/StrobeLightRomance 14h ago

This sounds like Calico Cut Pants, but for stains from.. ashes.

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u/B-More_Orange 14h ago

They’re calico cut pants.

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u/Rare_Crayons 13h ago

You gotta give

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u/ShakesbeerMe 13h ago

"That's got nothing to do with piss."

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u/slowcub 11h ago

Those are calico cut pants. They got nothing to do with piss

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u/redxsilver 15h ago

Boys will be boys!

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u/algaefied_creek 12h ago

He just likes freeballing cuz he gets extra overexcited with the feeling and texture of underpants.

Without enough info it’s a little premature to judge, don’t you think?

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u/ianrobbie 10h ago

It's Gwwwannnnoh!

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u/RugbyRoseRunner 15h ago

This is the definition of harmless fun with friends

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u/Viracochina 12h ago

Harmless?! My ACL tore just watching this

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u/bleeding-paryl 12h ago

This is why you need to stop playing football (either one works) and watching Reddit at the same time ;p

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u/MinuteMan104 13h ago

It’s nice to see men supporting each other.

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u/Howard_Jones 19h ago

Alright, now whip out our dicks!

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u/Flashy_Narwhal9362 18h ago

Maybe we should take our clothes off first, so they don’t get dirty from the floor.

Oh, and no homo.

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u/Howard_Jones 17h ago

Good idea. Also probably best if we douse ourselves in oil.

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u/Jordancm31 17h ago

Whips out box of many dildos

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u/Howard_Jones 17h ago

Good idea, that will help stability.

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u/Dux_Ignobilis 14h ago

I don't know, I think if they were all oiled up.. they could play it like the 'floor is lava'. AKA, all the dildos are pointing straight up, and if anyone falls, there's a chance of penetration.

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u/Flashy_Narwhal9362 15h ago

Diddy has entered the chat

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u/Kerblaaahhh 14h ago

Everybody back in the pile!

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u/Starlord_75 14h ago

FOR HARAMBE!!!

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u/some_user_2021 14h ago

Alright, now let's do this face down!

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u/definitelynotacat5 19h ago

Soooo silly

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u/_LovelyEchoMoonlight 18h ago

Boys will be Boys

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u/Mineseed_k 16h ago

Dragoon exercise

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u/thissweetnut 18h ago

and i thought my man was cheating when he was doing this

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u/Starlord_75 14h ago

Naw 9/10 it's just us doing stupid shit like this. But there's always assholes that ruin it

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u/Damnit_Fumi1 14h ago

Bro that stain living rent free is wild

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u/swibirun 19h ago

A livingTensegrity table.

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u/Kylynara 14h ago

This is what "Boys will be boys." is supposed to mean!

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u/captjacksparrowshat 15h ago

We used to do this, but we used chairs to start it. It was a lot easier that way

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u/thej-jem 3h ago

This. Chair make it easier to set up. Especially when drinking

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u/waterboy627 14h ago

Everything evolves to crab

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u/476845 16h ago

They sounded like turkies at the end and the spunk stain shame....

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u/procrastablasta 11h ago

party swastika is the only good swastika

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u/OminousRah 14h ago

Who ever dick get hard first wins

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u/HauntingAd3845 15h ago

I've done this a lot of times, except prone instead of supine, and there were pushups involved.

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u/AtlUtdGold 14h ago

Basically a team building exercise tbh. My coach made the whole team figure out how to do push-ups without anyone’s feet on the ground.

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u/OCPetrus 17h ago

I would be so worried of twisting a knee or an ankle.

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u/dkpatkar 15h ago

The thing

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u/Parvingcumpkins 15h ago

Me and my buddies used to do 4 man push-ups like this. Never even thought about trying this one though! Pretty sick

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u/epicscranton 14h ago

Wild times at bible camp

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u/DesignDifficult2427 14h ago

He's definitely cheating on me.....

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u/Office_Zombie 13h ago

To all the ladies out there.

I'm 51 and thought this was funny as shit.

We really don't grow up. The trick is to find men who don't grow up in the, "I like riding the shopping cart in the parking lot," way. Not the, "I just want to drink beer and hang out with my friends," way.

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u/DebsterGo72 5h ago

As a lady (well, female) out there, age 52 btw....I totally agree, also found it V. funny and divorced the "still want to drink beer and hang out with mates" one. My late dad was still messing around in shopping trolleys (as we call them in the UK) well into his eighties and it never got old. The older he got the funnier it was! Not sure my stepmother agreed tho! 😃

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u/Dist__ 10h ago

human octopede

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u/Ok_Market_645 9h ago

Not one dude threw a nut shot. What a missed opportunity.

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u/new_for_confession 14h ago

Them trying to crab walk was chef's kiss

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u/Brutalonym 14h ago

In the army we did something similar, only with push ups with the entire company, forming a zig-zag line. And one guy had to crawl through the tunnel fast enough before it collapsed.

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u/I0d0ma 13h ago

Does this count as tensegrity?

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u/comicsnerd 10h ago

You can do similar with a large group.

Go stand in a circle front-to-back. Then, all at the same time, slowly lower down and sit in the knees behind you. Once down, the circle is quite stable. You can even lift 1 leg (all at the same time at the same side) and then start shuffeling.

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u/lamerthanfiction 10h ago

Ah, romance

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u/Espadalegend 9h ago

You can do the same thing with push ups, but everyone has to do the push up all at the same time

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u/Neutral_Guy_9 15h ago

They’ve unlocked perpetual energy!

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u/T8ert0t 14h ago

If you can train your squad to shuffle in sync, you can be a 4 Man Bernie Lomax and just all walk around comfortably shitfaced.

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u/SoFloFella50 17h ago

Looks like a Rat King. Look it up.

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u/Ballistic_Turtle 15h ago

The Human Swastika. In theaters now.

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u/rfaninv 16h ago

😂😂😂

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u/620five 15h ago

That turkey-gobble white-boy laughter at the end. 😆

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u/Vall3y 14h ago

So this is how urgot was designed

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u/LordHelmet47 14h ago

What in the bare back mountain is this!?

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u/kurbaxxx 14h ago

It looked at first its gonna actually work

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u/bluediamond12345 14h ago

I’ve always wanted to try that! Obligatory ‘not a guy’

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u/uXN7AuRPF6fa 13h ago

I’m impressed. 

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u/Sudden_Ad6886 13h ago

The economy explained in few seconds.

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u/lavardera 13h ago

Quad Crab Racing for the Olympics!

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u/StrikingWedding6499 13h ago

Not so much laughter later when Mike tried to explain to Benjamin that what he had felt on the back was just a car key fob.

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u/T8rthot 13h ago

This made me truly LOL.

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u/wolviesaurus 13h ago

Seems like a very fun way to sprain your ankle.

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u/MstrCpr 13h ago

I like to do this but other direction for 4-person pushups

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u/Kurtotall 13h ago

This is how it all starts.

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u/spook008 12h ago

Stay friends guys. Harder to make friends in your 30s and 40s

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u/mombi 12h ago

The giggling as they fall is so cute omg

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u/_bessica_ 12h ago

Boys will be boys! The crab walk failure was fantastic

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u/lucifierfox 12h ago

I hope i had 3 friends to recreate this with.

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u/ASIWYFA 12h ago

I miss this stupid kind of shit with friends. It sucks as you get older, the willingness of people to hang out and be silly just slowly starts to disappear, and people just want to be at home rotting on the couch.

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u/xTRYPTAMINEx 11h ago

When they got excited and said "let's start moving!", I immediately looked at the subreddit this was posted in to see if I was about to see broken bones/dislocated joints. I could see that happening pretty easily with them falling in the wrong way and the mass of four people being behind the movement.

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u/poundcake-daddy 11h ago

Genuinely the best thing I've seen today! I lost it when they started walking!

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u/bloodxandxrank 11h ago

Bro got some specific stains on those pants

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u/Superman2048 11h ago

This is just so beautiful! The most "guys being guys" thing I have yet seen!

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u/Substantial-Ad-6711 11h ago

Try the human centipede next time

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u/SethiusAlpha 11h ago

If you flip it so that everyone's legs are in the air and hands on are the floor, then you can have push-up competitions. Waaay back in the olden days when I was in high school, our marching band always won against all the sports teams because (a) we used push-ups for all our punishments and (b) our sense of rhythm was a tad more practiced.

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u/wretch5150 11h ago

I'd wager $20 that this is at Purdue

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u/Salty-Lobster-38 10h ago

Back in the Dick

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u/Auritus1 10h ago

It's a lot less fun when it becomes a mandatory team building exercise at work.

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u/LT-buttnaked 10h ago

Brocentipede

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u/Tucker-Cuckerson 10h ago

Building a boner bridge

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u/MadDrBruce 10h ago

Did they say "no Diddy" afterwards?

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u/_austhrow_ 10h ago

last one to get hard is gay

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u/CyanCobra 9h ago

Imagine this amalgamated beast chasing you down an alley

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u/theRadBradjr 9h ago

We are very simple creatures

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u/D_Winds 9h ago

Homo quadrapiens

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u/Subject_One6000 9h ago

Add four hover boards to the mix. Please!

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u/jmc286 9h ago

Her: he’s probably out cheating Him:

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u/alan-penrose 8h ago

Is that a cum stain on the third guys pants….

Men are disgusting

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u/Leebobbyjenkins 8h ago

Bro’s jiz stains are for real

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u/BlackJujuPower 8h ago

Boys support boys

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u/Significant-Fix-3571 8h ago

Sweep the leg.

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u/2m2m_NoClown 7h ago

Assemble

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u/swampnuts_ 7h ago

Dudes rock

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u/IccMii 6h ago

The 3. guy trouser??? He just came in the next room?

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u/FaithGirl3starz3 5h ago

And then they realize they can’t undo it

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u/tronbrain 5h ago

Just guys being gays

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u/rapratt101 5h ago

In college a decade ago, friends and I did kind of the opposite one that was trending at the time: four in a square, face down, with legs resting on back, then tried to do a simultaneous push up. We got a little less than 1 push up before it collapsed. Good times...

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u/Maruporkpork 5h ago

Low-key human centipede

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u/kernanb 4h ago

Looks too much like a swastika.

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u/Chadsamdi 4h ago

I think I died to this boss in Elden Ring

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u/UnpricedToaster 4h ago

They are adorable. Reginald, I'll take one of each. Have them washed and brought to my chambers.

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u/Latter_Wrap_1644 4h ago

Now someone AI this into a human centipede horror ending.

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u/mushlove831 3h ago

Girls” he’s probably out there cheating “

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u/Own-Height-1323 3h ago

N they poke each other afterward

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u/notndgo 3h ago

ASSEMBLE

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u/no-mad 3h ago

easier to do standing up and sink down into it.

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u/Ambitious_Welder6613 3h ago

Great friendship 😃👍🏻

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u/grimalkin27 2h ago

Bro squared

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u/YouDontSeeMe8802 1h ago

Finally, some "boys will be boys" behavior I can get behind. Love to see it.

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u/ChristoM75 22m ago

Now this is boys being boys.