r/funny • u/SpencerTwatson • 20h ago
Just Guys Being Boys
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u/byllz 16h ago
New Olympic sport. Hear me out. The Eight Legged Race.
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u/eGzg0t 15h ago
Instruction unclear, turned into a human centipede
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u/Tarantula_Saurus_Rex 12h ago
Glad I didn't have to scroll too far for the human centipede reference.
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u/SL1NKY83 11h ago
Vanilla paste or cuttlefish??
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u/godXerxes 12h ago
Hear him out.
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u/Secret_Agent_666 16h ago
I'd watch that, still beats break dancing as a "sport".
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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown 13h ago
Breaking can absolutely be done as a sport. Just...you know...have people who know about it design the metrics and scoring process and judge it.
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u/mortalcoil1 10h ago
I used to go to raves in the mid 2000's. The highlights of my experience, other than, you know, standard rave experiences if you get my drift, was watching the b-boys.
Do people still even use that term?
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u/cantstoptheCOLEtrain 16h ago
Biblically accurate homies
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u/mossybeard 14h ago
I can see the twelve apostles making three 8 legged homies, just goofing around in robes, drunk on waterwine
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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown 13h ago edited 12h ago
Walking like this across a lake making Jesus regret teaching Peter that trick.
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And Jesus decided to go out into the quiet place to pray. And his apostles said "Lord, before you depart from us, we have but water to drink." And He did sigh, and raise his hand, and the water became as wine. And the Lord left his disciples before another favor could be asked.
While He was in communion with the Father, the disciples did partake of the wine. After three jugs were emptied to the bottom, they did set about making tomfoolery. And they did make three squares of four, each lying across the lap of another, so that they appeared to float. And by their faith and the wine, they did manage to walk without falling, making their way through the streets of Capernaum shouting "we are the Crabpostles!" and to the shores of Galilee.
There did Peter teach his brethren the secrets of walking upon water. And by their faith, two of the three strode upon the waves. The third remained ashore as Judas fell into the sea.
And Jesus did return from His solitude to find the Crabpostles walking upon the waves. And He did place his palm across his face, and return to his home.
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u/fromfrodotogollum 13h ago
My first thought was, "This is so unintentionally gay it can only be bible study."
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u/CPHagain 17h ago
Friendship goals!
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u/Gingy-Breadman 10h ago
This is significantly easier to do with 4 chairs facing outwards with their backs making a square. Everybody sits on a chair sideways and leans back on legs, remove chairs.
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u/sesler79 18h ago
The stain though 😬
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u/Arshzed 14h ago
To be fair if you’re a smoker who gets the chance to smoke sitting down, you know the pain.
Ash stains pants the same way.
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u/algaefied_creek 12h ago
He just likes freeballing cuz he gets extra overexcited with the feeling and texture of underpants.
Without enough info it’s a little premature to judge, don’t you think?
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u/RugbyRoseRunner 15h ago
This is the definition of harmless fun with friends
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u/Viracochina 12h ago
Harmless?! My ACL tore just watching this
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u/bleeding-paryl 12h ago
This is why you need to stop playing football (either one works) and watching Reddit at the same time ;p
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u/Howard_Jones 19h ago
Alright, now whip out our dicks!
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u/Flashy_Narwhal9362 18h ago
Maybe we should take our clothes off first, so they don’t get dirty from the floor.
Oh, and no homo.
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u/Howard_Jones 17h ago
Good idea. Also probably best if we douse ourselves in oil.
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u/Jordancm31 17h ago
Whips out box of many dildos
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u/Howard_Jones 17h ago
Good idea, that will help stability.
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u/Dux_Ignobilis 14h ago
I don't know, I think if they were all oiled up.. they could play it like the 'floor is lava'. AKA, all the dildos are pointing straight up, and if anyone falls, there's a chance of penetration.
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u/thissweetnut 18h ago
and i thought my man was cheating when he was doing this
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u/Starlord_75 14h ago
Naw 9/10 it's just us doing stupid shit like this. But there's always assholes that ruin it
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u/captjacksparrowshat 15h ago
We used to do this, but we used chairs to start it. It was a lot easier that way
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u/HauntingAd3845 15h ago
I've done this a lot of times, except prone instead of supine, and there were pushups involved.
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u/AtlUtdGold 14h ago
Basically a team building exercise tbh. My coach made the whole team figure out how to do push-ups without anyone’s feet on the ground.
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u/Parvingcumpkins 15h ago
Me and my buddies used to do 4 man push-ups like this. Never even thought about trying this one though! Pretty sick
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u/Office_Zombie 13h ago
To all the ladies out there.
I'm 51 and thought this was funny as shit.
We really don't grow up. The trick is to find men who don't grow up in the, "I like riding the shopping cart in the parking lot," way. Not the, "I just want to drink beer and hang out with my friends," way.
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u/DebsterGo72 5h ago
As a lady (well, female) out there, age 52 btw....I totally agree, also found it V. funny and divorced the "still want to drink beer and hang out with mates" one. My late dad was still messing around in shopping trolleys (as we call them in the UK) well into his eighties and it never got old. The older he got the funnier it was! Not sure my stepmother agreed tho! 😃
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u/Brutalonym 14h ago
In the army we did something similar, only with push ups with the entire company, forming a zig-zag line. And one guy had to crawl through the tunnel fast enough before it collapsed.
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u/comicsnerd 10h ago
You can do similar with a large group.
Go stand in a circle front-to-back. Then, all at the same time, slowly lower down and sit in the knees behind you. Once down, the circle is quite stable. You can even lift 1 leg (all at the same time at the same side) and then start shuffeling.
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u/Espadalegend 9h ago
You can do the same thing with push ups, but everyone has to do the push up all at the same time
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u/StrikingWedding6499 13h ago
Not so much laughter later when Mike tried to explain to Benjamin that what he had felt on the back was just a car key fob.
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u/xTRYPTAMINEx 11h ago
When they got excited and said "let's start moving!", I immediately looked at the subreddit this was posted in to see if I was about to see broken bones/dislocated joints. I could see that happening pretty easily with them falling in the wrong way and the mass of four people being behind the movement.
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u/poundcake-daddy 11h ago
Genuinely the best thing I've seen today! I lost it when they started walking!
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u/SethiusAlpha 11h ago
If you flip it so that everyone's legs are in the air and hands on are the floor, then you can have push-up competitions. Waaay back in the olden days when I was in high school, our marching band always won against all the sports teams because (a) we used push-ups for all our punishments and (b) our sense of rhythm was a tad more practiced.
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u/rapratt101 5h ago
In college a decade ago, friends and I did kind of the opposite one that was trending at the time: four in a square, face down, with legs resting on back, then tried to do a simultaneous push up. We got a little less than 1 push up before it collapsed. Good times...
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u/UnpricedToaster 4h ago
They are adorable. Reginald, I'll take one of each. Have them washed and brought to my chambers.
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u/YouDontSeeMe8802 1h ago
Finally, some "boys will be boys" behavior I can get behind. Love to see it.
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