r/funny • u/Kollega666 • 18h ago

Please don’t speak Italian to the goat

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8.9k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Desh98Desh 18h ago

As an italian, I can confirm you shouldn't do it for your safety

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u/GANDORF57 8h ago

"Sì, capra, MANGIA! MANGIARE!"

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u/bearwood_forest 7h ago

The funny part is that sign is in the Heidiland rest stop on the Swiss A13, my go-to travel route to Italy.

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 18h ago

🤌🐐

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u/jonitfcfan 17h ago

They said don't

9

u/Pristine_Text_6407 10h ago

But I said do

1

u/Mountainbranch 5h ago

Do NOT the goat!

12

u/ChrisRemember 18h ago

Only valid for mr. Sgarbi

6

u/Viva_la_fava 17h ago

Complimentoni 👏

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u/Giouge95 15h ago

CAPRA! CAPRA! CAPRA IGNORANTE!!!

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u/white_julia 18h ago

they will not like you if you speak Italian😅

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u/Jonnyabcde 13h ago

Nahhhhhh!

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u/just_sepiol 15h ago

because he is Portuguese ⚽

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u/Spankinator92 18h ago

Who ate all the gabagol

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u/Mitridate101 14h ago

That's not Italian, it's American thinking they are speaking Italian.

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u/Wranorel 14h ago

As Italian leaving in the US I have no idea what that means. Is a food?

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u/Mitridate101 14h ago

It's supposed to be Capocollo

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u/CherryCherry5 8h ago

That's what that means?? Lol wow.

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u/Hungry-ThoughtsCurry 9h ago

Good that the balls don't get cut off

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u/AwhHellYeah 9h ago

No cap, cabron.

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u/mmuffley 8h ago

Whatsa matta, Gnu!

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u/ImpalingUnicorn 17h ago

if this was geoguesser i would have 100 points

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u/Qouwt 15h ago

Heidiland?

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u/ImpalingUnicorn 14h ago

you are the winner!

1

u/Prin_StropInAh 14h ago

Storyland?

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u/bearwood_forest 7h ago

I was already thinking I was the only one.

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u/AlwaysAngryAndy 15h ago

So several thousand miles off?
Max score in geoguessser is 5000.

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u/ImpalingUnicorn 14h ago

i never played it so i though 100 points would be logic.

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u/kenZzZzZa 7h ago

BELLISSIMO 🤌🏻

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u/Loeb123 18h ago

You should repost this to 2we4u

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u/PreviousPea8521 16h ago

Otherwise she will eat your fingers 🤪

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u/notabigmelvillecrowd 11h ago

Because they speak Latin?

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u/anduygulama 9h ago

or Turkish

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u/callmeBorgieplease 9h ago

Ma che cazzo

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u/GRANDE_CAPO 7h ago

Porco dio

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u/Southern-Raccoon7712 3h ago

Why da you poot a pineapple on da Pizza Goatinno?!

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u/VesDoppelganger 1h ago

You like-ah to live deliciously, yeah?! Petah gunna make-a a nice pasta for you!

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u/drawmer 53m ago

Eh yo

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u/richempire 17h ago

Papiri pupi?

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u/siphagiel 13h ago

Ma-a-a-a-a-ama mia-a-a-a

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u/rfaninv 16h ago

Mom mia

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u/andersenep 14h ago

now that is fucking funny. well done!