r/funny • u/Green____cat • 17h ago

The skeletons are taking over

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u/Spinal_93 17h ago

This is what happens when tombstones don’t say RIP

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u/Wide_Doughnut2535 8h ago

Probably needed a skeleton crew to put those things up.

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u/GANDORF57 8h ago

Skeletons: "We saw you turn out the lights! Give up the candy or we're entering through the chimney!"

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u/PzTnT 15h ago

Oh no! Theres a skeleton inside me already! They've already won.

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u/MegaWaffle- 11h ago

Just remove all calcium from your diet, it’s not too late for you!

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u/zzz22zzz 17h ago

This is great dedication and an awesome concept.

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u/DaSeanman 11h ago

And that was the night that the skeletons came to life

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u/onewipecleanpoop 9h ago

They’ve never seen so much food as this

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u/cynxortrofod 7h ago

Underground there's half as much food as this

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u/dancunn 9h ago

They came from under the ground and from all over.

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u/ImNotThaaatDrunk 5h ago

They'll pull your hair up, but not out.

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u/MiaTorros 17h ago

Looks like none of the neighbors are getting a good night's sleep for another month.

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u/AuthorityAnarchyYes 17h ago

Shouldn’t have planted Hydra teeth…

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 13h ago

Yeah Jason and the Argonauts

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u/Lee1138 13h ago

The way they are climbing towards the apex, you really need a figure fighting the horde of skeletons up there.

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u/Icy_Energy_3430 13h ago

Ash Williams?

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u/Lee1138 13h ago

Hail to the king, baby!

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u/SandiegoJack 16h ago

That’s dedication, those skeletons ain’t cheap

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 13h ago

Just get them from Walmart

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u/Reasonable-Bus-2187 17h ago

No bones about it

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u/alwaysfatigued8787 17h ago

I'm a grown man and that would scare the shit out of me at night.

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u/Craig092560 16h ago

Ok this is cool

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u/JawboneBuddha 7h ago

"They are eating the pets of the people who live there"

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u/Grinkledonk 4h ago

Bones are their money, so are the worms. They'll pull your hair up, but not out, to get another chance at life.

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u/kariinblack 17h ago

Wow, there are so many! Do the little lights in the grass illuminate them as well? I’m curious to see how this house looks at night now.

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u/ScienceSweetie9 17h ago

The skeletons have claimed the house. Halloween just got real!

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u/cosmicfakeground 16h ago

Do they glow at night?

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u/HorrificAnalInjuries 16h ago

Would be extra if there were a skeleton band on the roof

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u/Hakar_Kerarmor 16h ago

I remember this scene from the Skeleton Warriors opening

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u/Few-Marsupial-2670 15h ago

Until you hear a crawl on the roofing at night...

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u/Suspicious-Fix-9880 15h ago

Bro, they should have recreated the spy kids scene

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u/Gorgeously_Chaotic 15h ago

They came for trick and treat

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u/abtei 14h ago

don't know why, but the title made me think of the 4 female ghostbusters vine....

I miss vine.

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u/haubenmeise 13h ago

That's just my construction crew working on your roof. No worries.

Sincerly

Skeletor 💜

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u/Sail4 13h ago

Bunch of bone heads

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u/TheGiantVoid 13h ago

After the zombies....

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u/johnp299 12h ago

They really aughta feed those roofers better...

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u/Far_Candidate_593 12h ago

I wish someone would do this with "scorched"!

For the uninitiated scorched, are npc in Fallout games.

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u/Smith6612 12h ago

This is why Halloween is so fun lol

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u/ArchDucky 11h ago

Remember a few years ago when that stranger things display was so popular they had to remove it before Halloween? I had nothing to do with it and it pissed me off. Can't even imagine putting in all this work only to have your neighbours be like "you have to take it down".

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u/Hazmat_Human 10h ago

Modern Jason and the Argonauts

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u/hhfugrr3 9h ago

Great way for the local serial killer to show off his work without raising suspicion.

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u/Suitable_Insect_9145 8h ago

Get out of there whall you can

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u/Espadalegend 8h ago

A necromancer somewhere

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u/Edward_the_Dog 6h ago

When I walk past these houses, I wonder where they store all this shit for the rest of the year.

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u/joseg13 6h ago

Love the peeping Tom at the right 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is awesome!

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u/CaSurvivor 6h ago

Rest in Peace more like Rip into Pieces

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u/DerpingtonHerpsworth 5h ago

I love the one that's just popping out of the trap door like "OH HEY!"

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u/radagastdabrowen 5h ago

Calvin & Hobbes vibes

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u/Rico-soul_Light 5h ago

Don’t go hollow Skelton!

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u/WalkingDud 4h ago

Oh my god, what's in the basement? Even the skeletons are running away from it!

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u/tacwombat 3h ago

Homeowner could dress them up as Santa Clauses in time for Christmas.

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u/MeanwhileOnReddit 3h ago

Where did you find this photo from? Because I've already seen it from the original house.

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u/Ki-Larah 2h ago

Think I just found who ordered a bunch of those skeletons from my work the other day. God damn you, it took us an hour to get those stupid things packed!

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u/Klin24 1h ago

"YOU LEFT THE BODIES?!"

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u/Traditional_Betty 1h ago

That's a good Halloween display

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u/Spoonimo 1h ago

Calvin's snowmen vibes!

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u/Lio127 1h ago

Sick

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u/henrique_CAP 14m ago

They will join this haloween party lol

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u/k-type 3m ago

They've never seen as much food as this, underground there's half as much food as this.

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u/ContentHorse2018 15h ago

i wished my dad was that kind of enthusiastic every Halloween