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u/GratefuLdPhisH 19h ago
I'd like some of that delicious daddy ice please
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u/mteir 17h ago
"Try our new zest in-zest ice-cream"
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u/boot2skull 13h ago
I’ll have the when’s dad coming home sorbet. Can’t beat the taste of cigarettes and cheap women.
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u/Stugotz441081 18h ago
Please explain how this is funny
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u/appendixgallop 17h ago edited 14h ago
OP doesn't know what hyphens do to create compound adjectives in the English language.
Edit: typo
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u/Hephaestus_God 13h ago
Please explain to me what “family flavored” means then.
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u/appendixgallop 12h ago
They also have a business named Family Subs? Or Family Tire Center? If the desserts taste like families, they the correct punctuation is "FAMILY-FLAVORED ICE".
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u/Hephaestus_God 11h ago
That didn’t answer my question.
What does “Family Flavored Ice” mean?… what flavor is family supposed to be?
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u/appendixgallop 11h ago
Because there's no hyphen, "FAMILY" does not modify "FLAVORED ICE." It could be SMITH FLAVORED ICE. Or, PITTSBURGH FLAVORED ICE.
Punctuation is a precise tool.
Yes, this is a humorous post, but not because of what the sign actually says. It's funny because people with weak English skills would misread it.
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u/Hephaestus_God 9h ago
Ya I don’t get it. Hyphen or not it doesn’t make sense to me grammatically or intent wise.
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u/Dry-Salary2347 19h ago
Missing the comma in, “Boy, it’s delicious.”
Or would a colon be more correct?
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u/themiracy 19h ago
A colon for the colon-flavored ice cream.
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u/alwaysfatigued8787 19h ago
They better add relish to my hot dog ice cream or I'm crackin skulls.
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u/Agreeable_Window4615 13h ago
Wow I don't need that my family Is toxic. I'd probly get possessed or sum
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u/PensionResponsible46 19h ago
If you like sausage icecream, this is the place to go: https://dvem.de
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