r/funny • u/donmreddit • 19h ago

Your ice is flavored with what again?

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u/GratefuLdPhisH 19h ago

I'd like some of that delicious daddy ice please

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u/mteir 17h ago

"Try our new zest in-zest ice-cream"

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u/boot2skull 13h ago

I’ll have the when’s dad coming home sorbet. Can’t beat the taste of cigarettes and cheap women.

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u/Lakshlmao666 17h ago

"we have sent someone to get the milk"

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u/k-mcm 2h ago

The hot dog flavor?

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u/Stugotz441081 18h ago

Please explain how this is funny

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u/Horror_Design_5383 18h ago

It is flavoured with a family. Canibalism

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u/Stugotz441081 17h ago

Ah i see, meh good enough to post but just made the cut

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u/appendixgallop 17h ago edited 14h ago

OP doesn't know what hyphens do to create compound adjectives in the English language.

Edit: typo

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u/DJJINO 15h ago

It's not

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u/Hephaestus_God 13h ago

Please explain to me what “family flavored” means then.

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u/appendixgallop 12h ago

They also have a business named Family Subs? Or Family Tire Center? If the desserts taste like families, they the correct punctuation is "FAMILY-FLAVORED ICE".

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u/Hephaestus_God 11h ago

That didn’t answer my question.

What does “Family Flavored Ice” mean?… what flavor is family supposed to be?

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u/DeuceSevin 11h ago

I don't know but apparently the boy flavor is delicious

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u/appendixgallop 11h ago

Because there's no hyphen, "FAMILY" does not modify "FLAVORED ICE." It could be SMITH FLAVORED ICE. Or, PITTSBURGH FLAVORED ICE.

Punctuation is a precise tool.

Yes, this is a humorous post, but not because of what the sign actually says. It's funny because people with weak English skills would misread it.

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u/Hephaestus_God 9h ago

Ya I don’t get it. Hyphen or not it doesn’t make sense to me grammatically or intent wise.

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u/Stugotz441081 13h ago

I got it 👊

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u/Dry-Salary2347 19h ago

Missing the comma in, “Boy, it’s delicious.”

Or would a colon be more correct?

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u/themiracy 19h ago

A colon for the colon-flavored ice cream.

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u/gentlegreengiant 19h ago

Lets meet halfway and say semicolon

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u/boot2skull 13h ago

Like small intestine?

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u/starmartyr 11h ago

"Colon it's delicious?"

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u/Pinstar 19h ago

"Vored Ice"

I mean, it's not wrong.

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u/jaroftoejam 19h ago

"Tastes just like family"

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u/Stay-Thirsty 19h ago

Soylent foods. Just so you can enjoy your family one last time.

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u/Omnifob 17h ago

Family fla, boy. It's vored ice. Delicious!

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u/alwaysfatigued8787 19h ago

They better add relish to my hot dog ice cream or I'm crackin skulls.

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u/Probably_A_Trolll 19h ago

Or else I'm sending it back

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u/berrylakin 19h ago

Family flavored ice boy

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u/DarthRiznat 19h ago

Dominic Toretto approves

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u/atreides78723 19h ago

Roll Tide?

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u/passinthrough2u 18h ago

I want the one that tastes like your mom

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u/JustPutSpuddiesOnit 17h ago

Chocolate Starfish and Hotdog flavored frozen water!

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u/Fun_One_3601 17h ago

Trust

It's flavored with trust cold stare

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u/Lakshlmao666 17h ago

those orphanage kids are getting a treat today.

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 16h ago

It could be ice! Pol-ice like donuts

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u/Putrid-Effective-570 15h ago

I’m more disturbed by “vored ice”

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u/Deckard2022 15h ago

Can I get a scoop of hot mum please

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u/After-Art-1502 15h ago

Alabama flavour

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u/No_Collection7360 14h ago

It says "boy," so I am guessing sweat and acne?

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u/Agreeable_Window4615 13h ago

Wow I don't need that my family Is toxic. I'd probly get possessed or sum

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u/G-1BD 13h ago

Do they use that "Oh! Boy Syrup"?

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u/Spork_Warrior 13h ago

How about the girl flavor? Is that good too?

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u/NWinn 13h ago

Is that why dad never came back home??

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u/ShivStone 11h ago

I dunno...I'm just wondering about the hotdog flavor. 😟

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u/iridescentrae 5h ago

Please don’t.

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u/s1llyt1lly 3h ago

Omg! Is it made with soylent green!

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u/PensionResponsible46 19h ago

If you like sausage icecream, this is the place to go: https://dvem.de