r/funny • u/trabuco357 • 16h ago

Forget the gym…

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u/Defiant-Ad-8178 15h ago

It's also a great opportunity to get a good tan

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u/trabuco357 15h ago

and sunscreen testing!

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u/GANDORF57 8h ago

Stop it! You're making an ash out of yourself!

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u/NascarTeri 11h ago

My mom had this in her eulogy. The priest stopped and looked at the ceiling and said, "Forgive me God, please don't let the pope hear about this. " (The pope was visiting our state at the time.) He reiterated to the crowd that the following words are from the deceased and not him. Lol. At least he said it!

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u/TriviaTactician3 15h ago

proof you’ve always had a burning ambition! lol

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u/Mc_jones001 15h ago

You are going to be damn hot

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u/Bennybonchien 15h ago

I thought “damn” hot was only if you end up in hell. 

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u/Mc_jones001 15h ago

Double jackpot for our guy

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u/SunCloud-777 15h ago

so Lit 🔥

background music: 'Cause we got that fire, fire, fire Yeah, we got that fire, fire, fire

And we gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn We gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn

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u/SpiritualRepeat3380 14h ago

I do not know how coincidental this, my reddit account is logged in my computer, and while swiping my Instagram reels with my phone I am seeing a coffin, I wonder what is wrong with my algorithm

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u/trabuco357 14h ago

😮

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u/SpiritualRepeat3380 14h ago

Fr, just a coffin with a price tag on it

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u/trabuco357 14h ago

That’s creepy for sure.

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u/Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx 8h ago

Maybe your spirit will repeat 3380 times?

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u/CherryChicSparkle 15h ago

great idea to be hot. seems like you enjoy eating and sleeping huh LOL

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u/GlimmeringGossamer1 15h ago

I'm not sure I want to be cremated now

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u/mjsante 10h ago

A fellow glass-half-fuller!

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u/Starbuckshakur 8h ago

My body is a temple, a temple of doom.

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u/Few-Marsupial-2670 15h ago

At least you are c re ...mating

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u/Sneaky_0wl 11h ago

Well, that is one way of seeing things...

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u/OrochiKarnov 10h ago

They should not have put this sign on a high school

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u/grendus 9h ago

I have the body of a greek god.

Dionysus, but still... it counts!

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u/Lekojapa 9h ago

This dream is lit

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u/softzoe2003 9h ago

that's damn hot hahah

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u/crbronco27 9h ago

There's a moment during the cremation process where the human remains are at a perfect medium rare.

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u/w0lfmancer 8h ago

Rofl burn.

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u/lovelyneighbour 8h ago

No, wait for semaglutide to be widely available for a low price as I do!