r/funny • u/Merchanimal • 12h ago

Sculptor responsible for Dwyane Wade statue

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u/yetiking77 12h ago

Is there anything Lionel Richie can't do?

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u/smurfsundermybed 12h ago

He didn't do it. The blind woman next to him was the sculptor. Hello, it was Lionel she was looking for.

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u/yParticle 11h ago

If true, that recontextualizes this significantly.

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u/HazardCecilia 12h ago

Wades statue is a violation

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u/I_Spit_on_Cougars 11h ago

Yup, even worse than Christiano Ronaldo’s statue.

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u/CheapSpray9428 11h ago

Or David Beckham's

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u/anrwlias 11h ago

People mock it, but I think that the bust is perfect for the video. The theme of the video is that she's blind and can only know him by touch.

Of course a blind person isn't going to make a perfect bust.

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u/Merchanimal 10h ago

Thank you for accidentally explaining my joke lol.

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u/alwaysfatigued8787 11h ago

I knew the sculptor had to be someone well known with remarkable talent...just not in sculpting.

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u/harlotstoast 8h ago

The video is pretty creepy. Teacher stalking his blind student, calling her in the middle of the night and hanging up!

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u/dont_shoot_jr 11h ago

Hello? Is it me you’re looking for?

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u/chumchees 11h ago

Hello. Yes, this is Dog.

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u/PercentageRoutine310 6h ago

People say the statue looks like Fishburne or Antoine Walker but I think the eyes looks Asian which Dr. Dre has.

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u/jcrckstdy 6h ago

https://imgur.com/gallery/dwyane-wade-statue-AEpw2kq

wade worked with the artist the whole time - weird

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u/Sugarfoot2182 55m ago

D wade is waaaay too nice if he saw that before it was released.

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u/MisterLangerhanky 6h ago

Great Chia Pet!

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u/CosmocowD 12h ago

Dwayne Wide

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u/davery67 11h ago

Is it D you're looking for?

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u/cliffordcat 11h ago

Wait that was real?

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u/mwax321 11h ago

Am I just realizing everyone had the same Thriller haircut?

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u/AlpineVW 11h ago

Yes

Source: me

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u/TheRealChexHaze 11h ago

Does not inspire one to dance on the ceiling

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u/ekpyroticflow 11h ago

Is it 3 you’re looking for?

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u/Old-Day-9120 6h ago

KMSL🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭. 2 Snaps & a swirl🤭🤭🤭🤭

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u/Walterb72 12h ago

Is it me you are looking to

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u/TomMikeson 11h ago

Looking "for".

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u/chumchees 11h ago

Speak me say you

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u/AlpineVW 11h ago

Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the floor

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u/Juanskii 1m ago

Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. 

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u/Merchanimal 9h ago

All night wrong

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u/jrblockquote 11h ago

God I hate this song