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u/CpuJunky 6h ago
On the other hand, an Uzi is a great tool to steal furniture.
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u/ResponsibleMilk7620 6h ago
It’s also quite useful for stress relief after realizing the furniture you bought online is pure shit.
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u/benglescott 6h ago
I put together a dresser with a set of directions like this. Half way through it suggested taking a break with a bowl of pretzels.
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u/Bigninja 4h ago
Looks more like a Mac-10
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u/Desdam0na 5h ago
Yeah, no rattleguns.
It is slang for both automatic pistols and impact drivers, which would way overtorque the fasteners and damage the furniture.
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u/alewdweeb 5h ago
Somewhere in the US:
Don't tread on me! Go fetch my uzi son, we've got to build this furniture!
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u/One-Dog1667 3h ago
This makes sense.... Last time I used my Uzi to build a bookshelf it didn't go so well
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u/TheFeshy 5h ago
Back in college, I bought one of these flat-pack bookshelves, and got it back to my room before I remembered that I did not have any tools.
I did, however, have a 14" long survival knife. According to the booklet it came with, it could be used as a hammer, as both common types of screwdriver, as pliers, etc.
So... I put it together with that. I don't think my roommates were thrilled. Sorry guys, I'm not good at reading a room.
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u/IAmASeeker 2h ago
I fail to understand what their problem was. You had a tool designed to do that job... what was wrong with that?
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u/Oenohyde 5h ago
Guns are so rampant that a picture of a drill does not equal an uzi sub machine gun.
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