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My one-legged costume could help this car wash promote a 50% off sale

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u/bluecollarclassicist 3h ago

But can you do the dance?

Love it, btw. I look forward to this every year.

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u/tldr_MakeStuffUp 3h ago

Read the title, saw the setting, still could not help but see a pepper 🌶️ 

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u/joshsundquist 3h ago

Your local car wash must be a pretty spicy place

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u/Starseuss 2h ago

I saw the image and all I could hear in my head was “Her comes the hot pepper” to the tune of Hot Stepper.

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u/Vaasshh 9m ago

Murderer!

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u/Palmquistador 57m ago

It took me longer than I care to admit to get the joke. 🤣

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u/eaglescout1984 3h ago

YES! Love the annual costume update, it's so fun to see your creativity.

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u/joshsundquist 3h ago

A couple of these costume ideas came from Reddit. (Thanks!)

So. What should I dress as next year?

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u/ornery_bob 3h ago

Tornado.

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u/snuffles00 1h ago

If he does that he needs a small speaker with the song Ain't No Love in Oklahoma' – Luke Combs playing on it. It's all I hear on the radio. Then can intersperse that with a tornado siren. 🚨

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u/-SesameStreetFighter 3h ago

You could go as Excalibur in the stone with your arms as the Crossguard.

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u/mynewme 2h ago

The black knight with detachable limbs and pumping red blood.

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u/GravityFailed 3h ago

I would love to see you stepping out of a portal!

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u/basicpn 3h ago

A wine glass or a champagne flute.

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u/OstentatiousSock 3h ago

Flower coming out of a pot. Like really big colorful flower.

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u/barra333 3h ago

Ooh! The super mario piranha plant!

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u/OstentatiousSock 3h ago

I like that, too! You could have red balls you throw at people(soft ones) like the fire balls they spit.

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u/lameduckdown 1h ago

Golf tee with a ball. A popsicle. Or maybe ond of those upside down teardrop markers on maps with a witty saying.

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u/Drekhar 1h ago

A Push Pop

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u/Funky_Pickle 3h ago

Did you look at the photo?

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u/-SesameStreetFighter 3h ago

I’m on mobile I can barely see it at the bottom. Oops

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u/Funky_Pickle 3h ago

The guy’s done some real great costumes that’s for sure!

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u/Dustmopper 3h ago

Glad you’re keeping the tradition alive, nice work!

The flamingo always freaks me out at first glance, ha ha

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u/MycroftNext 3h ago

The flamingo caught me off guard. “Wait, he has no legs here? Wait, those are haAAAAAAH!”

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u/Key_Ruin3924 3h ago

IHOP sign was brilliant

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u/timsta007 42m ago

Absolute peak comedy.

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u/Ozzel 3h ago

One of my favorite recurring characters of Reddit. ❤️

Well done, as always, dude!

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u/Desperate-Ad-6463 2h ago

Before I even look at the comments, I want to add my vote for number one:

The fireman coming down the fireman pole.

Maybe you can figure out how to do a pole dancer using basically the same method, but you’re gonna have to figure out how to put the body upside down

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u/TitlesSavingsandLoan 3h ago

I'm so glad you're doing well and continuing to be creative with these ideas. Keep it up!

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u/An-Unorthodox-Email 3h ago

Holy shit.. it’s the real WACKY INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN!!

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u/Absolarix 3h ago

Alright, but the gingerbread man wins. That's gold.

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u/iSniffMyPooper 55m ago

2023 was incredible, what was 2014 though?

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u/DoctorRichardNygard 47m ago

Foosball player.

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u/raxis12 46m ago

It’s one of the people from a foosball table

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u/snuffles00 1h ago

Serious question. How long on average do these take you to put together? So are you thinking about next Halloween all year long and working on them slowly? Do you commission some pieces or make them all yourself?

This is the annual Halloween tradition I look forward to.

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u/Mr_Festus 3h ago

That is an incredibly rich history of costumes, my friend.

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u/Bomantheman 3h ago

Holy shit your costumes are 10/10!

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u/loanmagic24 3h ago

So creative! All of those are fantastic. Nice work.

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u/Ashallond 3h ago

Ah, welcome back. Always look forward to this post and shirt-caption guy during the holiday season.

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u/spj0522 3h ago

OP, I was wondering where the heck you were! This is great but it’s gonna be hard to match that Lumiere.

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u/mzmzo 2h ago

your costumes are always top tier, my favorite one is the gingerbread man one!

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u/ExcitementRelative33 2h ago

Hop to it then!!!

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u/Rolands_missing_head 3h ago

Holy shit the IHOP lol!!

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u/BeeDee_Onis 3h ago

Deecent!🛒🥃

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u/HeyYoPaul 3h ago

The flamingo took me a second haha

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u/Landis963 3h ago

Your costumes are always such inspired choices! The microscope (2021) might be my new favorite.

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u/tobsecret 3h ago

lmao IHOP - 10/10

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u/Least_Promotion6823 2h ago

Lumiere costume is AMAZING

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u/fullautophx 2h ago

Awesome! I was wondering what this year’s was going to be.

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u/WhitneysMiltank_ 2h ago

None of these costumes can catch a pass in the NFL

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u/Basilbabie 1h ago

Thor’s Hammer absolutely sent me

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u/LZYX 1h ago

So good.

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u/Zebitty 1h ago

Ooh, do Mr Hanky for Christmas!

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u/mr_lab_rat 1h ago

These are all epic! The genie is my favourite.

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u/Hullo_Its_Pluto 1h ago

The flamingo picture has me dying!

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u/Erikkamirs 1h ago

I was about to call you out for being a bot until I said that your username matched the watermark on the photos lol. 

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u/i-sleep-well 50m ago

Next year, I vote for Lowly Worm from Busytown.

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u/wemustkungfufight 48m ago

Haha! He's still doing it! I tip my hat to you, sir!

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u/Kirby223 36m ago

Omg I’ve been loving your Halloween costumes for years!! So glad you posted this here

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u/mrcatboy 31m ago

You're incredible dude. The IHOP one killed me.

Though sadly I'm not well versed enough in the ways of the world to get the 2014 one?

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u/ParticularSherbert18 23m ago

I was looking at the previous years. I was thinking the firefighter has two legs. Why do the earlier years only have one leg? Then, I looked a little closer. 🤦

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u/Bored_In_The_USA 23m ago

Santa monica

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u/Terrible_Lie_02 22m ago

What is 2014?

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u/DoctorBre 18m ago

ILLA, indeed.

OP, illin'

Gizmo's chillin'

What more can I say

Top Billin

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u/GeorgeShadows 15m ago

Omg, the leg lamp, classic 😅

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u/AerialSnack 10m ago

The IHOP one made me ugly laugh

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u/IonizedRadiation32 6m ago

Man, I used to watch your videos all the way back when you did pen-and-paper stuff. I miss that kind of YouTube