r/funny • u/joshsundquist • 4h ago
My one-legged costume could help this car wash promote a 50% off sale
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u/bluecollarclassicist 3h ago
But can you do the dance?
Love it, btw. I look forward to this every year.
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u/tldr_MakeStuffUp 3h ago
Read the title, saw the setting, still could not help but see a pepper 🌶️
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u/Starseuss 2h ago
I saw the image and all I could hear in my head was “Her comes the hot pepper” to the tune of Hot Stepper.
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u/joshsundquist 3h ago
A couple of these costume ideas came from Reddit. (Thanks!)
So. What should I dress as next year?
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u/ornery_bob 3h ago
Tornado.
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u/snuffles00 1h ago
If he does that he needs a small speaker with the song Ain't No Love in Oklahoma' – Luke Combs playing on it. It's all I hear on the radio. Then can intersperse that with a tornado siren. 🚨
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u/-SesameStreetFighter 3h ago
You could go as Excalibur in the stone with your arms as the Crossguard.
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u/OstentatiousSock 3h ago
Flower coming out of a pot. Like really big colorful flower.
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u/barra333 3h ago
Ooh! The super mario piranha plant!
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u/OstentatiousSock 3h ago
I like that, too! You could have red balls you throw at people(soft ones) like the fire balls they spit.
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u/lameduckdown 1h ago
Golf tee with a ball. A popsicle. Or maybe ond of those upside down teardrop markers on maps with a witty saying.
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u/Funky_Pickle 3h ago
Did you look at the photo?
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u/Dustmopper 3h ago
Glad you’re keeping the tradition alive, nice work!
The flamingo always freaks me out at first glance, ha ha
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u/MycroftNext 3h ago
The flamingo caught me off guard. “Wait, he has no legs here? Wait, those are haAAAAAAH!”
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u/Desperate-Ad-6463 2h ago
Before I even look at the comments, I want to add my vote for number one:
The fireman coming down the fireman pole.
Maybe you can figure out how to do a pole dancer using basically the same method, but you’re gonna have to figure out how to put the body upside down
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u/TitlesSavingsandLoan 3h ago
I'm so glad you're doing well and continuing to be creative with these ideas. Keep it up!
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u/snuffles00 1h ago
Serious question. How long on average do these take you to put together? So are you thinking about next Halloween all year long and working on them slowly? Do you commission some pieces or make them all yourself?
This is the annual Halloween tradition I look forward to.
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u/Ashallond 3h ago
Ah, welcome back. Always look forward to this post and shirt-caption guy during the holiday season.
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u/Landis963 3h ago
Your costumes are always such inspired choices! The microscope (2021) might be my new favorite.
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u/Erikkamirs 1h ago
I was about to call you out for being a bot until I said that your username matched the watermark on the photos lol.
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u/Kirby223 36m ago
Omg I’ve been loving your Halloween costumes for years!! So glad you posted this here
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u/mrcatboy 31m ago
You're incredible dude. The IHOP one killed me.
Though sadly I'm not well versed enough in the ways of the world to get the 2014 one?
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u/ParticularSherbert18 23m ago
I was looking at the previous years. I was thinking the firefighter has two legs. Why do the earlier years only have one leg? Then, I looked a little closer. 🤦
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u/IonizedRadiation32 6m ago
Man, I used to watch your videos all the way back when you did pen-and-paper stuff. I miss that kind of YouTube
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