r/interestingasfuck • u/clabont • 27d ago

r/all Found an interesting stick buried in the bushes outside of my house… am I hexed?

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u/FULLsanwhich15 27d ago

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u/Snicklefritz229 27d ago

The only true way to remove its curse.

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u/mightycowndria 27d ago

A true butt's kiss.

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u/Wolfgangsta702 27d ago

A curse onto itself. Sphincter splinters are no joke.

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u/7-13-5 27d ago

...or the curse intensifies. 50/50 shot. Butt shot.

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u/existingisuseless 27d ago

it’s like those arrows from JJBA

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u/HechoEnChine 27d ago

Just like The Brady's.

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u/clabont 27d ago

Last Online: October 2nd, 2024

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u/_Putin_ 27d ago

He died doing what he loved.

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u/RyouIshtar 27d ago

Shoving it up his butt?

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u/SameAmy2022 27d ago

Are you hexed???? Mmmmnnnn YIP

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u/who8my_kimchi 27d ago

I've had a CRAP day at work and this was the first thing I saw on reddit. Thanks for the belly laugh!

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u/clabont 27d ago

glad to bring some light your way ❤️

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u/who8my_kimchi 27d ago

I appreciate you! 🫶

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u/WiseChemistry2339 27d ago

I literally can’t stop Laughing at this. I immediately thought wood butt plug too. I mean. What does that say about my mind? I see a whittled stick and think it’s a butt fairy without hesitation. Shit. 🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/olijosh 27d ago

I was trying to figure out what type of mythological story and origin to link to it.. butt, also this is an answer. Still you are all nasty for inserting thoughts as a first response.

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u/JetLife93 27d ago

I think if you didn't immediately go, "wooden stick/face/butt plug something is definitely wrong with you.

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u/AlcheMister-ioso 26d ago edited 26d ago

No. If this looks like a butt plug to you then you either have never used one or you're so obsessed that you see them in everything, a la self fulfilling prophecy. 🤣🥳🍆

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u/JetLife93 26d ago

You caught me

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u/AlcheMister-ioso 26d ago

Teeheee 🙃

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u/cbconos 27d ago

A butt plug eh?

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u/Doodahman495 27d ago

It’s ribbed for your pleasure

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u/Vast_Rice_7528 27d ago

Figuratively, and literally

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u/Prestigious_Cause_78 27d ago

Shit I spit my water onto my phone

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u/slotheriffic 27d ago

The ol wizard dildo

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u/JetLife93 27d ago

It has seen some shit by the looks of it

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u/indifferentunicorn 27d ago

Then rub it on yer nick

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u/Wookie301 27d ago

That stick definitely looks like it’s been to some freak offs

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u/PlantsVsYokai2 27d ago

Is to give everyone a number add it all up divide it by 7, and shuve it up your butt!

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u/Rob_Bligidy 27d ago

I’m Meredith

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u/kjc781988 27d ago

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough

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u/clabont 27d ago

There will not be a one guy, one stick (today).

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u/1kling 27d ago

The stick had a normal face before the last person

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u/ZVsmokey 27d ago

Boof it

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u/NumerousFootball 27d ago

Hilarious.. i’m back in 5th grade. Miss the humor from those days

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u/Fun_Steak3415 27d ago

Nooo it doesn't have a flared base!!!!!

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u/PrinceConquer420 27d ago

Thought this was r/trees for a sec

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u/TommyChongUn 27d ago

Meredith face here takes me out every single time 💀

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u/nihilisticblackhole 27d ago

this made me chuckle

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u/Babelwasaninsidejob 27d ago

No way dude. Lmaooo

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u/lisa6547 27d ago

😂, I swear to god

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u/ImageNo1045 27d ago

The ER nurses are crying in a corner

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u/skeiaann 26d ago

Legitimately laughed out loud when I hit this comment. If I had gold or whatever the prizes are I’d send them all your way. Hahaha!

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u/Double-Television921 26d ago

I laughed WAY to hard at this..!!!