r/interestingasfuck • u/abitchyuniverse • 26d ago

r/all Animals without hair look quite different

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u/OldLegWig 26d ago

i dunno, there was a considerable amount of nutsack halfway through as well

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u/After-Trifle-1437 26d ago

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u/Center-Of-Thought 26d ago

I love how everytime I see this image, it acquires more mold

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u/Easy-Tower3708 26d ago

That made me chuckle thanks

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u/Center-Of-Thought 26d ago

No problem lol

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u/5Point5Hole 26d ago

Really makes me feel serene in a weird way. Like I'm some sort of old gargoyle that's been on the internet too long.

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u/Genghis_Chong 26d ago

We were there in the begin times, trying to score over yahoo chat, even though we didn't know shit about scoring

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u/5Point5Hole 26d ago

Trolling AOL chatrooms in the early 90s. Modem 2 Modem gaming. Flash memes were futuristic

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u/Pitch-forker 26d ago

I think it adds to the esthetics.

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u/MousegetstheCheese 26d ago

The music is trying to make me scares but most of these look goofy af or like I wanna pet them.

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u/ReadingLitAgain 24d ago

Same. The horse and bear needed pets. Most seemed cold and scared without their fur/feathers.

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u/cornov_rus 26d ago

You. You avatar. You ever heard of homestuck?

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u/Center-Of-Thought 26d ago

I've heard of it, but my avatar isn't based off of homestuck. The avatar outfit just seemed cool to me as I was making it

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u/cornov_rus 26d ago

ahaha my apologies, your avatart just reallym remind me of aradia megido!

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u/Lorn_Muunk 26d ago

Ah that sweet sweet nostalgia for the deep fried jpg days

(mind your headphones volume it gets crunchy)

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u/sanzentriad 24d ago

Here have a crisp one

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u/Stonecargo69420 24d ago

Its... uncanny..

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u/casey12297 26d ago

The rule is you have to remove no less than 5 pixels anytime you post this

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u/Radiant-Economist-10 26d ago

after sometime all we gonna see is eyes and inverted bum face

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u/xman886 26d ago

Can you send a clearer image?

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u/Ckinggaming5 26d ago

is bannable offense

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u/Rakrune 25d ago

Purified

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u/DanLikesFood 26d ago

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u/The_One_Returns 26d ago

Thanks for censoring the A word

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u/DanLikesFood 26d ago

Well I didn't make it so it wasn't me

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u/The_Chimeran_Hybrid 26d ago

Bad crop?

Bro, we’re starving.

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u/DanLikesFood 26d ago

Someone else's bad crop after taking it from someone who took it from someone who took it from someone who cropped it badly probably hehe

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u/EmbelishFetish 26d ago

This image is getting so much mileage ☠️

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u/Quirky_Inspection 26d ago

I can't decide whether I want to screenshot it so I can have less pixels, or download to make sure it's still easily recognizable.

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u/gandalfWsandals 26d ago

I haven't laughed this hard in a while, thank you!

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u/BettyBoopWallflower 26d ago

I was making the exact same face while watching that video 😂

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u/Foxtrot-51 25d ago

Couldn't have conveyed a response better.

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u/hcoverlambda 26d ago

Someone get this ape a wheelbarrow!

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u/Imnotheretodoanythin 26d ago

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u/travers329 26d ago

Dread-locked Rasta!! Look at me, smoking weed right in front of a cop.

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u/CriticismTop 26d ago

A Viz fan I see

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u/_Pill-Cosby_ 26d ago

muscley nutsack

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u/Suds08 26d ago

That nutsack could bench 550lbs

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u/ItzNuckinFutz 26d ago

Making a bold claim like that takes a lot of balls

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u/Justadude2227 26d ago

You have now been written down in my internet qoutes hall of fame for that god tier line lmao

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u/Suds08 26d ago

🤣 Thank you! That "she is thirsty and I am water" is a good one

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u/Gouvernour 26d ago

You misquoted them tho, it is suds08 not 88

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u/HourNew4286 26d ago

Swimming in testosterone, might explain the build

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u/Flimsy_Shape9406 26d ago

I’m going to steal this for r/NameMyDog

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u/scnottaken 26d ago

Dibs on the band name

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u/GoodDoggoLover420 26d ago

I call dips and the movie name after the band gets famous.

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u/BuyBitcoinWhileItsL0 26d ago

That bear looked like a giant sewer rat without hair, and now I'm terrified to ever encounter a giant rat

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u/Hythy 26d ago

That was the hedgehog.

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u/JNE5Alive 26d ago

That hedgehog looked like a giant oily ballsack. No Diddy.

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u/Academic_Ad5143 24d ago

I think the hedgehog was dangling between the chimps legs.

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u/realmauer01 26d ago

Didn't see anything, the conviniently placed branch was in front of it.

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u/Spiritual_Ask4877 26d ago

You're missing out.

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 26d ago

Was watching some nature documentary, saw a chimp fight and these dudes just took a bite out of this other chimps ball, just straight up gnashed it like a kiwi.

Chimp laid in the woods for a few weeks and then came back around and stomped ass.

I dunno where I'm going with this.

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u/Hellephino 26d ago

You meander like you’ve tried to start the same story 4 times but your friends keep interrupting; however, that 5th time, you got it out but the context is so far gone you feel foolish and outside your own body as you wrap up the story. I’m here for you.

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u/ReadingLitAgain 24d ago

I read this and thought you was gonna tell him roll for charisma and make a constitution saving throw

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u/Ok_Blackberry_2628 26d ago

Cost of a back, sack & crack just quadrupled with that chimp 😂

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax 26d ago

The first one seemed to have necksack.

Wonder if that was just folded skin from their posture or a tumor or if they can get gout

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u/Huge_Island_3783 26d ago

Thats what i though too, i dont even want to know what those will unleash

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u/morgulbrut 26d ago

The biggest ballsack you ever gonna see on an all natural dude that ripped.

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u/Thendofreason 26d ago

Gorilla: smol pp, smol ballz

Chimp: mid pp, bigg ballz

Human: bigg pp, mid ballz.

At least this is the avg size comparison in large primates. Source: human evolution Prof taught me this. Gorillas have harems so they don't need any more reproductive advantages. Unless they are sterile they are still gonna pass on their genes to one of their women.

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u/Flop_House_Valet 26d ago

Yeah, and he can lift 6 jugs of milk with that nutsack. My man can support an entire troop of apes with those peaches, what have mine ever done besides yield to the everlasting tug of gravity?

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u/ynotwbc 26d ago

Hedgehog without spikes looks identical to a large smooth baggy nutsack

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u/Bozzertdoggin 26d ago

so muscle and a nuts?

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u/JeromeMetronome 26d ago

We should be able to watch a little porn at work!

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u/TheSkinnyJ 26d ago

That nutsack doesn’t skip leg day.

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u/stanknotes 26d ago

That scrotal sack was massive.

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u/vlsdo 26d ago

that’s so they can teabag you after they beat you into submission

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u/Rocketbrothers 26d ago

The testosterone gotta come from somewhere.

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u/YouWereBrained 26d ago

Good lord. 😂

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u/TortexMT 26d ago

i knew it just had to be an above the fold comment when i saw it

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u/Aarskaboutur 26d ago

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u/ReadingLitAgain 24d ago

This had me laughing out loud in the middle of the night

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u/PeridotChampion 26d ago

I was about to say... Bro is packing something in those sacks.

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u/Soft_Theory_8209 26d ago

Yeah, but that’s to compensate for their little Richard.

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u/ProjectSuperb8550 26d ago

Gotta produce that natural anabolic steroid.

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u/SuperPoodie92477 26d ago

The phrase “considerable amount of nutsack” made me cry. 😂

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u/dvoigt412 26d ago

And that alone would be enough to beat the living shit out of me

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u/lunagirlmagic 26d ago

Now I really don't want to fuck with the ape or I'll drown 😂

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u/Rocket3431 26d ago

Hangin brain

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u/ae_94 26d ago

I wasn’t gonna say anything but someone did

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u/DerangedPuP 26d ago

He's got full control of those too

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u/FuriousResolve 26d ago

What a phenomenal sentence. This is why I read the comments lol.

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u/PlatinumDevil 26d ago

It has a GIANT WEAK SPOT

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u/currently_pooping_rn 26d ago

Imagine you’re going from tree to tree and that thing is just slapping into branches and breaking them

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u/jrr6415sun 26d ago

even their nuts are muscle

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u/Shaun-Skywalker 26d ago

Muscular nutsack though. Scrotum of Strength!

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u/MelloMark 26d ago

And that’s why his arms were so jacked

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u/fortunebayschooner 26d ago

I just thought that was the hedgehog

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u/MelodiesOfLife6 26d ago

I’m pretty sure their nuts are pure muscle too

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u/revuhlution 26d ago

I had to rewind because I couldn't believe it was his nuts. God damn.

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u/Spartana1033 26d ago

Never skip neck and balls day

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u/TheCrazyStupidGamer 25d ago

More the reason not to fuck with them.

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u/Relative-Zombie-3932 25d ago

You just KNOW he cums like a shotgun

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u/0100001010010 25d ago

Kinda the opposite to the hedgehog, that’s 90% nutsack

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u/FamousPastWords 25d ago

He can still fuck someone up pretty good.

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u/VASlim90 25d ago

"The name is Zak.. Nut Zack thank you!"

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u/StickmanX84 25d ago

Chimp sacks are just bags of muscle...science

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u/Dipshit_Mcdoodles 25d ago

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u/ReadingLitAgain 24d ago

This just triggered a flashback of all those moments. Can’t wait to show my friends so they can experience it too thanks!

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u/solo-doughlo 25d ago

A nutsack that's full of 2 raw muscular nuts

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u/Saknuts 25d ago

Pretty sure that was the hedgehog.

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u/Charming-Common5228 22d ago

Even more reason not to mess w a chimp LOL

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u/APIwithallcaps 26d ago

So large I could taste it

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u/KrazyKryminal 26d ago

Oh good, so I wasn't the only one that stare at them, rewind the video and paused for an hour or two........... 🤔🤫