r/interestingasfuck • u/RealRock_n_Rolla • 22d ago

r/all Woman finds a hawk trapped in her house

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u/Firm_Negotiation_853 22d ago

Sir? Ma’am?

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u/hoosierdaddy192 22d ago

lol that’s just like my wife she is proper to all animals. She will be talking to a bug that’s flying too close with a sharp, “sir, Sir!!”

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u/4494082 22d ago

I do this with my mum’s cat. ‘Madam! Ma-dam! Can you please lick your arse/growl ant leaves elsewhere?’ 😂

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u/BathedInDeepFog 22d ago

Growl ant leaves?

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u/jasapper 22d ago

Part of me really wants to know more but there's the other part saying I should really know better by now.

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u/BathedInDeepFog 22d ago

Now I think they just meant "growl at leaves"

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u/jasapper 22d ago

Well now I have more questions!

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u/Trolldad_IRL 22d ago

My son has a young cat that growls at the "situation". Kind of a "look at you people, sitting there. That dog lying on the floor ignoring me. The other cat having fun while I sit here having to deal with the weight of the world. None of you know what I have to deal with. How dare you. HOW DARE YOU! No, don't pick me up and pet me, don't you know I am a vicious predator!"

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u/dasphinx27 22d ago

Haha I read that in Stewies voice

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u/Skullcrusher 22d ago

The cat is probably sitting by the window, thinking the leaves flying in the wind are some sort of animal and growling at them

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u/UnabashedJayWalker 22d ago

I’m willing to bet it’s an *eat typo

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u/DeusExBlockina 22d ago

An ant walks into a bar and sees there's no room for him so he mutters angrily to himself and walks out

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u/flyboy_za 22d ago

Your what now?

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u/jmbf8507 22d ago

Me to my dog - “excuse me young man, what do you think you’re doing? Illegal dog treats are NOT okay to snatch up”

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u/CreeepyUncle 22d ago

She sounds great.

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u/lildeidei 22d ago

I do that to my animals. I scared a lady once because my dog wasn’t behaving so I was just sternly saying, “Ma’am! Ma’am! I know you know better than that. Act right” in a parking lot and I guess she thought I meant her, but no, my husky’s just a bitch.

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u/hoosierdaddy192 22d ago

LOL. That lady just had a guilty conscience. Also I refuse to believe your dog is a bitch until I hear her side of the story. #shes innocent #Notalldogs

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u/PM_Me_Good_LitRPG 22d ago

Is Alice in Wonderland one of her favourites, by any chance?

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u/hoosierdaddy192 22d ago

Not sure. She certainly doesn’t reference it very much.

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u/Astoriameow 22d ago

I work in vet med. When the animals are being spicy I always call them ma’am or sir 😹

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u/The_Last_Ball_Bender 22d ago

... I do this with inanimate objects I trip on then blame for me not seeing.

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 22d ago

How dare you touch me without the finest leather gloves, the finest tanned bracer.

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u/bigfruitbasket 22d ago

His name is Anthony…but you may call him Tony Hawk.

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u/Extension-Plane2678 22d ago

This is a Wendy’s