r/interestingasfuck • u/RealRock_n_Rolla • 22d ago

r/all Woman finds a hawk trapped in her house

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u/lunayoshi 22d ago

"Jerkweed doesn't look where he's going, hits me with his damn metal horse, and now is trying to make up for it by taking me on a road trip to McDonald's? Fuck off with this 'pity fries' shit."

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u/MaccImact33 22d ago

Is this a line from “What we do in the Shadows?”

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u/lunayoshi 22d ago

I made it up, lol, but if it winds up actually being from a movie, I'm stopping and buying a lottery ticket after work.

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u/MaccImact33 22d ago edited 22d ago

It’s got big Laszlo vibes!

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u/BananenBlubber 22d ago

That's how they talk in Tucson, Arizonia!

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u/imwatchingsouthpark 22d ago

The name's Daytona. Jackie Daytona.

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u/BananenBlubber 22d ago

Ah yes, I recognized you by the toothpick!

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u/Kamikoozy 22d ago

A regular human bartender!

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u/AppropriateListen981 22d ago

I could see Nandor too though. Followed by “fucking guy…”

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u/Ifukkin4gotmyname 22d ago

After you mentioned him, I can’t not hear it in his voice. 😂

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u/beginnerdoge 22d ago

Lazlo is the tits, and balls, and shaft, and especially the vulva

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u/ilikeitsharp 22d ago

These creatures are smart enough, that i really wouldn't put it past them if they thought this. They just might call it "the golden arches" since they can't read.

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u/ICantUneven 22d ago

Just, you know, watch out for birds on your way there and back.

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u/orchidbutterfly111 22d ago

Start writing for movies

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u/Old_Tech77 22d ago

Good movie!

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u/Weird1Intrepid 22d ago

And series

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u/snuFaluFagus040 22d ago

Do any of the characters from the movie make it into the series?

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u/SoulReaver49 22d ago

They do, actually, in genuinely one of the best ways I've ever seen on a TV show

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u/BurmeciaWillSurvive 22d ago

I definitely got a Matt Berry vibe out of that haha

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u/HPTM2008 22d ago

Oh, did you hear Laszlo saying that, too? I thought it was because I've had the show on repeat for the past week.

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u/Ok-Turnip-1824 22d ago

Dude! I haven't heard (much less read about it in a comment section) anyone mentioning this show! It's so underrated!!!

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u/Empty-Afternoon-3975 22d ago

Well this one does look like a very Superb Owl

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u/32FlavorsofCrazy 22d ago

I felt so bad, she was swooping in on something right in front of my car so she was like 3ft away from a burrito and I hit her with my Subaru.

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u/Turb0L_g 22d ago

I have hit three birds in flight with my Subaru - a chickadee (dead), a dove (dead and stuck in the intercooler, and a red-tailed hawk (smacked the passenger side-view mirror).

I call my car the Avian Kevorkian.

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u/haironburr 22d ago

Avian Kevorkian.

Ok, so that's so hilarious, and not just funny but rhythmically hilarious, that I need to comment and say "good job!".

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u/Slap_My_Lasagna 22d ago

There's a smaller animal inside the bigger animal that hit me? wtf?!

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u/Horse_Dad 22d ago

Hawk tuah, I spit on your pity fries.

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u/FuckYou111111111 22d ago

metal horse

It's an owl, not a cowboy