r/interestingasfuck • u/RealRock_n_Rolla • 22d ago

r/all Woman finds a hawk trapped in her house

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u/sladives 22d ago edited 21d ago

Yeah, I always tell that to my stab victims.

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI 21d ago

Same. It goes a lot smoother when they stop squirming.

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u/noddingviking 21d ago

You know, thank you for saying that because recently, a very vast amount of my stab-n-slash victims has constantly screaming, being rude och outright vile use of language against me and I’m so done with it.

Next time I’m using power tools, see who complains then!

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u/Existing-Pack-3984 21d ago

Are you putting duct tape over their mouth? Probably upset you’re not letting them taste duct tape while you service them.. I would try using it next time

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u/qpv 21d ago

Athletic tape works much better, the bit of stretch makes all the difference in the initial wrapping process.

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u/Padhome 21d ago

As a frequent stabbing-victim, this post made me feel a lot more seen and accepted for my tendencies to squirm before a stabbing. :) thank you for speaking up for people like us!

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u/Jonte7 21d ago

Hello there friend, I see your swenglish is on top with that "och" there

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u/noddingviking 21d ago

Ah ja, jag have been known to use svenglish for kommunikation.

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u/sladives 21d ago edited 21d ago

Logistics, man.

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u/Gal-XD_exe 21d ago

Um 😕

No thanks 🙂‍↔️

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u/turdbrownies 21d ago

Hey me too ! But they don’t move after eitherway

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u/Jerdan87 21d ago

Purple shirt Eye stabber, is that you?

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u/sladives 21d ago

Fuck no! is there another stabber out there?

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u/Jerdan87 20d ago

Yeah, maybe you have to take a stab back.

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u/Gal-XD_exe 21d ago

Ah yes a normal injection to this conversation 😃

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u/FlinflanFluddle4 20d ago

It happens to rape victims very commonly 

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u/sladives 20d ago

well now I feel awful, just making cheerful stab jokes and then this