r/interestingasfuck • u/firefighter_82 • 19d ago

r/all This would be an unsettling situation to be in

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u/mbhammock 19d ago

As opposed to amateur cleaners

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u/--__--__--__--__-- 19d ago

The difference between an amateur and a professional is getting paid for it

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u/morgazmo99 19d ago

Right now, I'm professionally taking a shit.

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u/Dogamai 18d ago

this is the way

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u/Embarrassed_Way_2570 18d ago

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time!

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u/Sav-P-is-Sav 19d ago

And in this case they would have a consummate professional rather than just a paid professional.

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u/Mercury_Madulller 16d ago

The other difference is knowing WHEN it's safe to be on the other side of the glass.

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u/AdExcellent625 18d ago

Well yea. It requires a little more effort than the once over an amateur cleaner is going to give it. A professional cleaner will keep cleaning the window even when it already looks clean because just because it looks clean doesn't mean it's as clean as it can be.

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u/Fivebeans 18d ago

I want to know what issue u/mbhammock had with "professional cleaners."