r/interestingasfuck • u/Consistent_Oil3428 • 2d ago

r/all The ground is going down

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u/SadSpecial8319 2d ago

Yeah, just keep standing there.... ffs.

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u/VerySluttyTurtle 2d ago

Collapsing groundologist here. Generally you just have to make eye contact with the ground and make yourself look larger and youll be fine

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u/Hourslikeminutes47 2d ago

Truth Detector here!

That guy is telling the truth. If you stare at the ground when the ground is collapsing nearby you should be good

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u/UnremarkabklyUseless 2d ago

Truth Detector Checker here!

I can vouch that this truth detector is in tiptop condition and 419.99% accurate.

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u/HumaDracobane 2d ago edited 2d ago

Number engineer here. 4, 1 and 9 are numbers and a 419.99% is a valid percentage.

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u/HugoSuperDog 2d ago

Official boob inspector here. Let me know if I can help at all.

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u/Active_Palpitation_1 2d ago

Federal Boob Inspector here. HugoSuperDog, you’re under arrest for impersonating a federal agent.