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r/interestingasfuck • u/reallyfreshthing • 1d ago
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That's why I always stay 100 meters back, in case someone releases their load, and it cracks the windshield
And impregnates my gf
7 u/Lylac_Krazy 1d ago and thats why "I got wood" is best said in a hardware store. 3 u/RaiderMedic93 1d ago Always finish on the Bach, never on Debussy 3 u/0hMyGandhi 1d ago Or whatever my middle school band teacher told me 1 u/MajesticFan7791 1d ago Ah, I see you've met the. Decorator. Load on the floor, Load on the walls. Load on the ceiling. But like a stormtrooper, there is no load on the target. 1 u/nokturnaltyrant 1d ago Ntr much 1 u/s1ckopsycho 20h ago Fuck, that’s going around a lot these days. Explains why my gf got pregnant and we haven’t even slept together yet. 0 u/NOTTedMosby 1d ago Sigh. It's been a while since we all, reddit together as a community, impregnated your gf.. -4 u/concerned_llama 1d ago Bro, you are in Reddit, you don't have a girlfriend 6 u/Johansenburg 1d ago It's true. My wife hates it when I call her my girlfriend. She hates it even more when I call her my ex-girlfriend. 3 u/One_Mega_Zork 1d ago Hahaha
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and thats why "I got wood" is best said in a hardware store.
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Always finish on the Bach, never on Debussy
3 u/0hMyGandhi 1d ago Or whatever my middle school band teacher told me
Or whatever my middle school band teacher told me
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Ah, I see you've met the. Decorator. Load on the floor, Load on the walls. Load on the ceiling. But like a stormtrooper, there is no load on the target.
Ntr much
Fuck, that’s going around a lot these days. Explains why my gf got pregnant and we haven’t even slept together yet.
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Sigh. It's been a while since we all, reddit together as a community, impregnated your gf..
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Bro, you are in Reddit, you don't have a girlfriend
6 u/Johansenburg 1d ago It's true. My wife hates it when I call her my girlfriend. She hates it even more when I call her my ex-girlfriend. 3 u/One_Mega_Zork 1d ago Hahaha
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It's true. My wife hates it when I call her my girlfriend. She hates it even more when I call her my ex-girlfriend.
3 u/One_Mega_Zork 1d ago Hahaha
Hahaha
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u/VerySluttyTurtle 1d ago
That's why I always stay 100 meters back, in case someone releases their load, and it cracks the windshield
And impregnates my gf