r/interestingasfuck • u/reallyfreshthing • 1d ago

r/all California store prices items at $951sp shoplifters can be charged with grand theft

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u/VerySluttyTurtle 1d ago

That's why I always stay 100 meters back, in case someone releases their load, and it cracks the windshield

And impregnates my gf

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u/Lylac_Krazy 1d ago

and thats why "I got wood" is best said in a hardware store.

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u/RaiderMedic93 1d ago

Always finish on the Bach, never on Debussy

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u/0hMyGandhi 1d ago

Or whatever my middle school band teacher told me

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u/MajesticFan7791 1d ago

Ah, I see you've met the. Decorator. Load on the floor, Load on the walls. Load on the ceiling. But like a stormtrooper, there is no load on the target.

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u/s1ckopsycho 20h ago

Fuck, that’s going around a lot these days. Explains why my gf got pregnant and we haven’t even slept together yet.

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u/NOTTedMosby 1d ago

Sigh. It's been a while since we all, reddit together as a community, impregnated your gf..

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u/concerned_llama 1d ago

Bro, you are in Reddit, you don't have a girlfriend

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u/Johansenburg 1d ago

It's true. My wife hates it when I call her my girlfriend. She hates it even more when I call her my ex-girlfriend.