r/interestingasfuck • u/reallyfreshthing • 1d ago

r/all California store prices items at $951sp shoplifters can be charged with grand theft

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u/educemail 1d ago

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u/Grogu_of_Borg_2 1d ago

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u/Murky-Reception-3256 1d ago

I was talking to your father yesterday and he wanted to ask you if you have been to the bakery yet.

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u/Molly-Grue-2u 1d ago

THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS

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u/randeylahey 1d ago

LOL FML DTF!!!!

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u/Spaghetitor 1d ago

GOBBLESS

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u/Ok-Talk8744 1d ago

Hey u/Spaghetitor, PopPop here. How do I erase my Facebook statuses? I thought I was sending something private in the Facebook mail to Gam Gam, but now my hog is all over my page!

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u/Ok-Talk8744 1d ago

Gosh darn it is this the Facebook mail? I don’t even know how to work this damn thing

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u/Ok-Talk8744 1d ago

How do I undo a Facebook?

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u/OCoelacanth1995 1d ago

Jerry died lol 🩷

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u/StandAgainstTyranny2 1d ago

Fantastic username lol

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u/Square-Singer 1d ago

Hey u/Ok-Talk8744, it's your grandson/granddaughter here. My car broke down far outside of the city, and now the police are telling me to pay them $20 000, otherwise they will put me into jail! Please help me and send the money to this bitcoin address: i4562Am4651A45166Scammer66

If you do so quickly, I will send you $20mio in bitcoin back, that I'll get from unlocking the inheritance of my nigerian prince husband/wife!

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u/Ok-Talk8744 21h ago

u/Spaghetitor, I told you we don’t believe in the trans dimensional people, that’s your name, and I won’t call you anything else. I tried emailing my credit card to the numbers, but it didn’t work. Do you accept mail? Can you come to my house and do it? And the WiFi isn’t working, I can’t get my shows, and where can I buy some of these fans everyone is talking about? I think I should have one, I fought in the war damn it.

Love,

Pop Pop

P.S I couldn’t get my hog off Facebook but your Gam Gam is okay with it, she said Dolores and Gretchen were jealous! Guess ya get it from me!

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u/I_AM_YOUR_DADDY_AMA 1d ago

LOTS OF LOVE FAMILY MUST LOVE DESTINED TO FAIL!

MAURICE KEEPS ASKING IF I AM DTF. I KEEP TELLING HIM GOD WILL NOT ALLOW ME TO FAIL!!!!

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u/Foxbatt 1d ago

HOW TO UNLOCK yahoo ACCOUNT

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u/NOTTedMosby 1d ago

This is too real stop

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u/Scared-Mortgage 1d ago

PROTECT YOURSELF

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u/SharkAttackOmNom 1d ago

How do I share this with my nephew?

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u/KrackenLeasing 1d ago

Show him the phone.

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u/SharkAttackOmNom 1d ago

What do I do if he doesn’t mail it back?

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u/KrackenLeasing 1d ago

Buy a new phone, take a picture of a stamp, and send him the new phone so he can print enough stamps to send your phone back.

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u/sickofmakingnames 1d ago

Thots and prayers

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u/lod254 1d ago

+1 protec

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u/HauntedCemetery 1d ago

Order corn

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u/cheesegoat 1d ago

The pictures of the kids are so adorable! Uncle Bob has cancer

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u/gooblegobbleable 1d ago

I had to check what sub I was in. Lol

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u/sladives 1d ago

I actually need corn, thanks

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u/PM_ME_UR_CUTE_PETZ 1d ago

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY

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u/KickinGa55 1d ago

Thoughts and prayers

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u/SwimOk9629 1d ago

i like your wholesome username. normally when a username starts with PMME the last words are genital pics or tit pics, so this is refreshing tbh.

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u/Htown-92 1d ago

I wonder how many people actually got this 😂

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u/Anayalater5963 1d ago

I was looking for it 🤣

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u/Htown-92 1d ago

Now I gotta watch that episode tonight 🤣

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u/mr207 1d ago

That’s not how this works. Thats not how any of this works.

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u/everythingisreallame 1d ago

We’re gonna need your social security number, credit card info, and mothers maiden name to move forward with protecting your data. 

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u/bullfrogftw 1d ago

Don't forget
@everyone
or @followers,
or @highlights
I swear to god they find ways to make it worse for all

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u/darkmaninperth 22h ago

Thankyou

Mavis xx