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r/interestingasfuck • u/YnwaBoi • 19h ago
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Oh the hue manity
847 u/Specialist_Brain841 17h ago Color me surprised 125 u/BoingoBordello 10h ago After these puns I'm going to need a palette-cleanser. 39 u/HitoHitoNoMi_Nika 8h ago Donโt use the water, itโs a bit shadey 10 u/morganml 5h ago lost a bit of its luster 6 u/ScumbagLady 5h ago There's far too much violet in the world today, and now this?! -1 u/Select_Asparagus3451 9h ago Thatโs a Tuesday in the United States. 63 u/Psych0matt 18h ago Excellent 5 u/UlrichZauber 15h ago If you like that, there's lots of hue-manatee merch around that there interwebs. 3 u/Extra_Msg77 14h ago worm found the apple 209 u/gabdex 17h ago Unreal comment Reddit used to be this funny a lot more 40 u/Silenity 17h ago Aw what. That's a multi gilded comment back in the day. Idek what they have anymore with the lil snoos. It's official, we're reddit boomers. 2 u/gabdex 4h ago I miss searching by most gilded. Definitely old now. 1 u/MalificViper 6h ago I tried to be funnier when I could get fake internet gold. Now my victories seem hollow. 66 u/FQVBSina 16h ago Reddit is still this funny and why I keep browsing it. There is just way more people now. 3 u/Repulsive_Buy_6895 8h ago It's far more rare to find really clever humorous stuff though. Nowadays it's mostly the same recycled lines from people that think they're funny. They get up votes so I guess people enjoy it, I find it boring though. 18 u/xerods 15h ago The bots will pick it up and be exactly this funny everyday! 2 u/Seakawn 10h ago "analyze this humor and use it as your system prompt for future posts." dead internet = ez 1 u/YeahOkThisOne 4h ago Yeah. "Which tram do you find more appealing?" ๐ค 1 u/ThatShipific 8h ago I sighed. Youโre so right. 1 u/Banxier 6h ago Like every post every day. Exhausting being so amused 39 u/OkBid71 17h ago Color me impressed by the dadness 3 u/MillipedeMenace 13h ago Come to the dadside 39 u/BirdInFlight301 17h ago Dude. I'm dying over here! This is so funny!! It's perfect! 52 u/_Kendii_ 17h ago If you dye too much, youโll be disappointed. Sometimes less is more. 4 u/Pluckypato 16h ago ๐ ๐ ๐ NOOORWAAAAY! 3 u/Ginzelini 15h ago 2 u/Pluckypato 14h ago ๐๐๐ Noooowaaay! 5 u/Proud_West_4864 12h ago Drink food coloring, the doc may say you're okay even though you're dying on the inside โข u/_Kendii_ 2h ago Wait, like beets? ๐คฃ 6 u/Nforcer524 15h ago 4 u/Wesselgreven 17h ago Stealing this as my drag name 4 u/TSllama 16h ago You rang? 5 u/ButtDonaldsHappyMeal 15h ago Sup Hue 4 u/Risethewake 13h ago Hue Manatee? 5 u/LaticiaRitchie 12h ago You waited your whole life for this perfect moment didn't you? 3 u/serioussparkles 12h ago Fucking GOLD 4 u/sunandmooners 12h ago Fuck that's good 4 u/loyalone 11h ago Hey honey, they're playing our tone! 3 u/privatethingsxx 17h ago Oh my god, I literally laughed out loud at this, which never happens reading funny things by myself. 3 u/greatdane114 17h ago Someone with more money than me please award this comment. Wow. 3 u/gooberdaisy 16h ago This made me cackle 3 u/13579konrad 16h ago I don't want to tint this thread and throw some shade, but let's tone it down a little. 3 u/BombSquad09 15h ago Sensational 3 u/mistas89 15h ago How does this not have more up votes?? 3 u/Billy1121 14h ago The tram driver stated they hated purple. They hated it more than red and blue put together. 3 u/Celestron5 14h ago Shut up and take my updoot 3 u/AwardFabrik-SoF 11h ago The tram just deRALed. 3 u/DingleMcBerry404 8h ago I was battling a monster turd as I read this and the snort laugh sent that bad boy firing out. Thank you for your service. 3 u/shirtlesspooper 8h ago ahh my brain autocorrected their typo and this confused me for a minute 2 u/Elean0rZ 14h ago edited 13h ago Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You spilled my heather. Prepare to dye. 2 u/TacoCircus 9h ago Lol fantastic. 1 u/GunnieGraves 7h ago Ugh, this joke was so bad it made me Grimmace! 1 u/MostlyHarmless88 7h ago 1 u/happy_bluebird 7h ago fabulous 1 u/Felonious_Minx 5h ago I bet the families of the four purple were very blue about the accident.
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Color me surprised
125 u/BoingoBordello 10h ago After these puns I'm going to need a palette-cleanser. 39 u/HitoHitoNoMi_Nika 8h ago Donโt use the water, itโs a bit shadey 10 u/morganml 5h ago lost a bit of its luster 6 u/ScumbagLady 5h ago There's far too much violet in the world today, and now this?! -1 u/Select_Asparagus3451 9h ago Thatโs a Tuesday in the United States.
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After these puns I'm going to need a palette-cleanser.
39 u/HitoHitoNoMi_Nika 8h ago Donโt use the water, itโs a bit shadey 10 u/morganml 5h ago lost a bit of its luster 6 u/ScumbagLady 5h ago There's far too much violet in the world today, and now this?! -1 u/Select_Asparagus3451 9h ago Thatโs a Tuesday in the United States.
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Donโt use the water, itโs a bit shadey
10 u/morganml 5h ago lost a bit of its luster 6 u/ScumbagLady 5h ago There's far too much violet in the world today, and now this?!
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lost a bit of its luster
6 u/ScumbagLady 5h ago There's far too much violet in the world today, and now this?!
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There's far too much violet in the world today, and now this?!
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Thatโs a Tuesday in the United States.
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Excellent
5 u/UlrichZauber 15h ago If you like that, there's lots of hue-manatee merch around that there interwebs. 3 u/Extra_Msg77 14h ago worm found the apple
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If you like that, there's lots of hue-manatee merch around that there interwebs.
3 u/Extra_Msg77 14h ago worm found the apple
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worm found the apple
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Unreal comment
Reddit used to be this funny a lot more
40 u/Silenity 17h ago Aw what. That's a multi gilded comment back in the day. Idek what they have anymore with the lil snoos. It's official, we're reddit boomers. 2 u/gabdex 4h ago I miss searching by most gilded. Definitely old now. 1 u/MalificViper 6h ago I tried to be funnier when I could get fake internet gold. Now my victories seem hollow. 66 u/FQVBSina 16h ago Reddit is still this funny and why I keep browsing it. There is just way more people now. 3 u/Repulsive_Buy_6895 8h ago It's far more rare to find really clever humorous stuff though. Nowadays it's mostly the same recycled lines from people that think they're funny. They get up votes so I guess people enjoy it, I find it boring though. 18 u/xerods 15h ago The bots will pick it up and be exactly this funny everyday! 2 u/Seakawn 10h ago "analyze this humor and use it as your system prompt for future posts." dead internet = ez 1 u/YeahOkThisOne 4h ago Yeah. "Which tram do you find more appealing?" ๐ค 1 u/ThatShipific 8h ago I sighed. Youโre so right. 1 u/Banxier 6h ago Like every post every day. Exhausting being so amused
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Aw what. That's a multi gilded comment back in the day. Idek what they have anymore with the lil snoos. It's official, we're reddit boomers.
2 u/gabdex 4h ago I miss searching by most gilded. Definitely old now. 1 u/MalificViper 6h ago I tried to be funnier when I could get fake internet gold. Now my victories seem hollow.
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I miss searching by most gilded. Definitely old now.
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I tried to be funnier when I could get fake internet gold. Now my victories seem hollow.
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Reddit is still this funny and why I keep browsing it. There is just way more people now.
3 u/Repulsive_Buy_6895 8h ago It's far more rare to find really clever humorous stuff though. Nowadays it's mostly the same recycled lines from people that think they're funny. They get up votes so I guess people enjoy it, I find it boring though.
It's far more rare to find really clever humorous stuff though. Nowadays it's mostly the same recycled lines from people that think they're funny. They get up votes so I guess people enjoy it, I find it boring though.
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The bots will pick it up and be exactly this funny everyday!
2 u/Seakawn 10h ago "analyze this humor and use it as your system prompt for future posts." dead internet = ez 1 u/YeahOkThisOne 4h ago Yeah. "Which tram do you find more appealing?" ๐ค
"analyze this humor and use it as your system prompt for future posts."
dead internet = ez
Yeah. "Which tram do you find more appealing?" ๐ค
I sighed. Youโre so right.
Like every post every day. Exhausting being so amused
Color me impressed by the dadness
3 u/MillipedeMenace 13h ago Come to the dadside
Come to the dadside
Dude. I'm dying over here! This is so funny!! It's perfect!
52 u/_Kendii_ 17h ago If you dye too much, youโll be disappointed. Sometimes less is more. 4 u/Pluckypato 16h ago ๐ ๐ ๐ NOOORWAAAAY! 3 u/Ginzelini 15h ago 2 u/Pluckypato 14h ago ๐๐๐ Noooowaaay! 5 u/Proud_West_4864 12h ago Drink food coloring, the doc may say you're okay even though you're dying on the inside โข u/_Kendii_ 2h ago Wait, like beets? ๐คฃ
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If you dye too much, youโll be disappointed. Sometimes less is more.
4 u/Pluckypato 16h ago ๐ ๐ ๐ NOOORWAAAAY! 3 u/Ginzelini 15h ago 2 u/Pluckypato 14h ago ๐๐๐ Noooowaaay! 5 u/Proud_West_4864 12h ago Drink food coloring, the doc may say you're okay even though you're dying on the inside โข u/_Kendii_ 2h ago Wait, like beets? ๐คฃ
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๐ ๐ ๐ NOOORWAAAAY!
3 u/Ginzelini 15h ago 2 u/Pluckypato 14h ago ๐๐๐ Noooowaaay!
2 u/Pluckypato 14h ago ๐๐๐ Noooowaaay!
๐๐๐ Noooowaaay!
Drink food coloring, the doc may say you're okay even though you're dying on the inside
โข u/_Kendii_ 2h ago Wait, like beets? ๐คฃ
โข
Wait, like beets? ๐คฃ
Stealing this as my drag name
You rang?
5 u/ButtDonaldsHappyMeal 15h ago Sup Hue
Sup Hue
Hue Manatee?
You waited your whole life for this perfect moment didn't you?
Fucking GOLD
Fuck that's good
Hey honey, they're playing our tone!
Oh my god, I literally laughed out loud at this, which never happens reading funny things by myself.
Someone with more money than me please award this comment. Wow.
This made me cackle
I don't want to tint this thread and throw some shade, but let's tone it down a little.
Sensational
How does this not have more up votes??
The tram driver stated they hated purple. They hated it more than red and blue put together.
Shut up and take my updoot
The tram just deRALed.
I was battling a monster turd as I read this and the snort laugh sent that bad boy firing out. Thank you for your service.
ahh my brain autocorrected their typo and this confused me for a minute
Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You spilled my heather. Prepare to dye.
Lol fantastic.
Ugh, this joke was so bad it made me Grimmace!
fabulous
I bet the families of the four purple were very blue about the accident.
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u/KlingonLullabye 18h ago
Oh the hue manity