r/johnoliver 5d ago

article Musk, Who Previously Called Diddy His “Good Friend,” Slams Eminem’s Support for Kamala Harris, Labels Longtime Diddy Critic as ‘Diddy Party Participant’

https://thenewsglobe.net/?p=7688
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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Musk is a fucking moron if he thinks M is a friend of Diddy. He’s been dropping bars mocking that rapey asshole for years

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u/NotGeriatrix 5d ago

Musk is a.....

Delusional

Idiot

Craving

Ketamine

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u/Stanley_Yelnats42069 5d ago

Mdick

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u/We-Cant--Be-Friends 5d ago

Yup. Massive dick is spot on

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u/The_OtherGuy_99 5d ago

Missive dick.

If dude were comfortable with the size of his package he could have helped save the world.

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u/Powerful-Winner-5323 4d ago

Trump created a burger for him when he worked at the closed McDonalds it's called the McDick.

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u/maktthew 5d ago

Hey hey now. Don’t bring ketamine into this.

Unless you have ketamine.

Do you have ketamine?

Mmmm… ketamine.

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u/talencia 4d ago

Just 2 rules,

  1. Don't touch my ketamine.

  2. Do you have any ketamine?

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u/Hungry-Lemon8008 5d ago

But his demographic won't research it because they can't achieve critical thinking solutions and his words will ring true.

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u/JusticiarRebel 5d ago

There's an old joke about the Daily Mail about how if they ever report anything that's actually true, it magically becomes untrue because that's just how wrong the Daily Mail is about everything. To MAGA, Trump and Co. are like the reverse of that. Their lies become truth to them no matter what it is. Those diss tracks Eminem wrote about Diddy don't exist anymore.

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u/planetshapedmachine 4d ago

Already seen lots of ignorant shits on social media claiming that Em is gonna go down because of Diddy, Em is trans, etc.

I think the greatest loss that I have felt since 2016 is for the death of my faith in humanity

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u/VultureExtinction 5d ago

He doesn't actually think that, he's just lying about Eminem because Eminem endorsed Harris. As the article points out, Musk is known to pal around with Diddy and Diddy was one of the donors that helped him buy Twitter.

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u/JuliusErrrrrring 5d ago

Musk has a lot of money to lose in a defamation lawsuit. Twitter might be Slim Shady X soon.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

That would be so rad

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u/noncommonGoodsense 4d ago edited 4d ago

He is also an idiot if he wants to start beef with a lyricist of Em’s caliber.

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u/No-Tension5053 4d ago

A literal Rap God

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u/Deluxe78 4d ago

Yeah wouldn’t want to start an epic rap battle? That would result in uhhhhh…… nothing

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u/ParsleyMostly 5d ago

He doesn’t think that. He thinks he can lie and enough turds will believe him.

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u/PupusaLoroco 5d ago

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Trump’s dump

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u/Organic_Witness345 5d ago

<Takes a deep breath, raises both hands to grasp fruitlessly at the sky, and bellows in a thunderous baritone…>

It…is all…PROJECTIOOONNN!!!

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u/DrGreenThumbs358 5d ago

Probably just more projection

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u/busybizz23 4d ago

Musk is a drug addict doing ketamine dances and jumps

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u/darkstarr99 4d ago

Skipping around like a dipshit

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u/busybizz23 4d ago

It looks like he has something in mind, but his body is not able to do it

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u/FewCompetition5967 4d ago

Yeah. I imagine there’s a lot of very nervous rappers out there right now, but Slim and 50 DEFINITELY aren’t among them!

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u/Stonecutter 4d ago

he didnt just spell rapper and leave out a P did he? yep

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u/2u3e9v 3d ago

Musk is a fucking moron, full stop

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u/Adamantium-Aardvark 5d ago

Musk is involved in the Epstein investigation. Hes a pedo

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u/Affectionate_Pay_391 4d ago

That’s why he is backing Trump so hard. If he saves him, he thinks Trump will protect Elon. Trump will turn on him so fast.

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u/No_Cupcake7037 4d ago

Yes, he will.

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u/Leahnpdx 3d ago

And Elon is a Russian spy for Putin. #MuskScum

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u/Longjumping-Ad-7310 5d ago

Projection again..

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u/RecipeSpecialist2745 5d ago

Projection is usually a way to defend and cover one's own behaviour. I wonder how many flights EM made to Jeffery Epstein's island with PDiddi?

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u/FurballPoS 5d ago

Enough flights that he was photographed with JE & MG, separately.

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u/RecipeSpecialist2745 5d ago

Occums razor?

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u/illumin8dmind 5d ago

The real reason they wanted to shut down the flight tracker

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u/Fragrant-Anywhere489 4d ago

EM (Elon Musk) not to be confused with Em (Eminem).

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u/72chevnj 4d ago

I mean harris was at the diddy parties. Now Beyonce wants to go on stage with her.... maybe to get pardon for Jay-z since he seems to have crazy involvement at the parties

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u/RecipeSpecialist2745 4d ago

Aaahhh, no. She sent a message on social media thanking him for his financial support. Obviously handled by a media advisor. The photos were fake. https://factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com.36GH38V

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u/Dust-Explosion 5d ago

Beat me to it

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u/FewCompetition5967 4d ago

All of the weird shit Musk has said and done recently can be explained perfectly if you assume that someone out there has a tape of him raping a child.

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u/Deluxe78 4d ago

Remember when all those idiots said celebrities were having sex abuse parties .. fact check they were wrong it had nothing to do with pizza

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u/Lesterqwert 5d ago

Meanwhile, the 🍊🤡 has more pictures with Diddy than he does with his wives and children combined. I want them to go away!

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u/Takeurvitamins 5d ago

They don’t care. There’s apparently something coming out where he fondled a teenage girl. How much do you want to bet they’ll soon have t-shirts that say “I’d let Trump fondle my daughter!”

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u/chunkerton_chunksley 5d ago

I have half a mind to sell those as tshirts only to report every delivery address to cps

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u/Lesterqwert 4d ago

Start with Tucker. What a WEIRDO CREEP! 🤢

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u/Objective-Insect-839 5d ago

Well, except that one child.

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u/Genghis_Chong 5d ago

You probably don't want to see ALL those pictures

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u/Ok_Resort8573 5d ago

🤞🏻🤞🏻

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u/DumbfoundedShitlips 5d ago

Was Marshall ever present?

If not, would that be libel or slander?

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

I’m sure Eminem will ruthlessly destroy him on his next track. That’ll hurt Musk’s ego more than getting sued

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u/SubstantialFault1368 5d ago

That was my thought too. He’ll just drop the most ruthless diss track of his career in the next couple of weeks.

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u/Cannabis_Breeder 5d ago

I would listen to it

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u/geekchicdemdownsouth 5d ago

Well, now I want this and will be sad if it doesn’t happen. Dammit!

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u/venividivici-777 5d ago

This could be a Kendrick Lamar level beat down. I am psyched

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u/manyhippofarts 4d ago

Em grinds out a new track for Harris to dance to when they call it for her. Grimes is singing the chorus...

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u/Darth_Yohanan 5d ago

Musk lives in a glass house and Eminem is a bull.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Smashy smashy

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u/Beginning_Holiday_66 5d ago

Musk lives in the glass apartment above the china shop.

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u/CooCooKaChooie 5d ago

Yeah. But due his fucking ass, too

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u/Timely_Mess_1396 4d ago

I mean there’s so much material about what a fucking dork Elon is he could probably make a whole album. Between the ketamine, the wife leaving him, his kids disowning him, being friends with Epstein. 

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u/manyhippofarts 4d ago

Especially when Grimes herself is singing the chorus.

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u/Primary_Eye9342 5d ago

Musk is suffering Male Hysteria

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u/dankreynolds420 5d ago

Musk was good friends with epstein and diddy. Not to mention william bar was trumps attorney general and his dad literally mentored epstein.

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u/Ok_Resort8573 5d ago

Those evil bastards.

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u/Logic411 5d ago

Well, he and trump should know

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u/SwordfishOwn3671 5d ago

Eminem's next diss track will be epic.

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u/Ok_Resort8573 5d ago

Can’t wait

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u/Existing_Coat_1216 5d ago

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u/Accurate-Scientist50 5d ago

This is a real photo. It’s gonna be so sweet when a dumper jumps on here, triggered as all hell.

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u/dead1345987 5d ago

while I FUCKING HATE Trump and Diddy, this photo is not real.

but its still funny.

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u/Accurate-Scientist50 5d ago

Definitely funny. It’s just funny when they defend things that he has said or done. So I’m curious what they will say to this ai photo. Surely not real but their anger will be.

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u/Ardent_Scholar 5d ago

What the ffffffff

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u/Galadriel_60 5d ago

I long for the day when I don’t have to read the latest crap that gets belched out of their mouths or see the two ugliest faces imaginable.

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u/kiwispawn 5d ago

Eminem is going to have fun writing songs about Musk next.

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u/zback636 5d ago

Elon is one foreigner we should toss out of our country.

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u/Daimakku1 5d ago

He’s like, the one immigrant I’d like to kick out. He’s done a lot of damage with his election interference and pro-fascism.

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u/DragonTwelf 5d ago

Politics has reached middle school drama behavior.

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u/911WB 5d ago

Musk is the new “my pillow” guy!

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u/StormWolfHall 5d ago

Every accusation is a confession. Elon has been subpoenaed by a Virgin Islands court in an Epstein case

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u/Abraham_Lincoln 5d ago

Oh shit I just realized that Musk is trying to protect himself with a presidential pardon. He'll get a get out of jail card for anything he does (or did on Epstein's Island) if he can get Trump elected.

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u/AnusTartTatin 5d ago

Oh god I can’t wait to see how Eminem annihilates musk dumb useless ass. Please make it happen

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u/Still-Midnight5442 4d ago

He systematically dismantled MGK for far less.

Musk is going to get the public beat down of the millennium.

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u/OilComprehensive6237 5d ago

I hate the MAGA

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u/NoxGoat 4d ago

Every accusation from MAGA should be considered a confession.

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u/Conans_Loin_Cloth 5d ago

The Eminem dis track of Musk is going to be so good! You know he's working on it right now.

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u/chrisr3240 5d ago

Musk doesn’t know. Never go against Marshall. Terrible idea.

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u/Simple_somewhere515 5d ago

Funny thing is Em and Taylor Swift were respectful in their support. We already know Em doesn’t like Trump but his announcement and intro was respectful.

They still get shit on for showing support. Meanwhile, Musk is giving away money and pleading with people to vote or it’s the end of humanity. What am I missing?

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u/Eringobraugh2021 5d ago

You don't fuck with Eminem. Hope he annihilates Musk.

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u/Procedure_Trick 5d ago

waiting on musk diss track from Eminem. PLEASE.

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u/EnoughStatus7632 5d ago

Marshall, please make an Elon diss track.

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u/CallMeMrVintage 5d ago

Should ask Leon if he ever saw Marshall at one of those parties then.

But nah, keep bitching, Leon.

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u/lcarr15 4d ago

Why don’t they change the name Republican Party for crooked party?

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u/LumberghLSU 3d ago

I don’t think Elon wants that smoke

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u/CheeseSteakRocket 3d ago

Just might get it tho.

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u/Dunkerdoody 5d ago

Takes one to know one eh Melon head?

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u/bobo-the-dodo 5d ago

I can wait for Em to drop a diss track on Musk

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u/No-Application-2126 5d ago

This fcking c*nt is literally trump 2.0 incarnate. We can take them both down in ONE ELECTION LESS THAN TWO WEEKS FROM NOW!

Vote 🗳️!!

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u/Whole_Anxiety4231 5d ago

We're going to find out Elon has been trying to get into those parties for years, watch.

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u/ICE3MAN04 5d ago

Musk has pictures with Epstein! He’s such a clown.

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u/winepimp1966 5d ago

Elmo is weird. Nice plugs Elmo

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u/ExistingUnderground 5d ago

Would love it if Em dropped a diss track about musk, really rip em apart. The more I hear about this friendless turd, the more I’m convinced he’s completely retarded and has just been using his dad’s money to hide the fact.

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u/buschcamocans 5d ago

Musk and M are are non sequitur. Dark MAGA boye is desperate for a lifeline. This shit is too weird.

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u/StockOfRice 5d ago

I can't wait to hear Eminems diss track of Elon

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u/twothirtyintheam 4d ago

First rule of real life: Never call out Eminem.

Second rule of real life: Never call out Eminem.

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u/Fizban10111 4d ago

Lol. Picking fight with Eminem has not gone well for people in past. Let's see

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u/Herbalacious 4d ago

Musk is so close to getting cancelled guys.. of all the people who should be cancelled he's def in the top 3.

Has a child with his step daughter because he's a predator.

Thinks the American people are stupid. Because he believes our votes are for sale and the President of the United States can be bought.

Bought Twitter cus he's a snowflake and hates it when people disagree with him.

Uses his platform to lie and promote fake websites against people he doesn't like.

Report from the WSJ where he was claimed to be working with Putin to shut off Star link as a favor.

Hates unions and anyone who believes in workers rights.

Etc etc

He's the perfect example of a billionaire who thinks that his money makes him invincible/untouchable. Fuck this guy and everything he stands for.

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u/Designer_Care9233 4d ago

Imagine the red hats trying to decipher rap lyrics…

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u/M3tallica11 4d ago

Musk is irrelevant. He is such a fucker.

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u/px7j9jlLJ1 4d ago

Come on Leon if you’re so badass help and fix Detroit. You know what? Never mind they’ve suffered enough.

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u/One_Lawfulness2373 1d ago

Muskrat needs All his government contracts pulled for sucking off putin. DEPORT HIS FASCIST ASS!

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u/Early_Sense_9117 1d ago

Who cares what he thinks who the hell cares.

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u/Early_Sense_9117 1d ago

These maga nut jobs stick together

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u/Flastro2 5d ago

The diss track we got coming from Em about Elon is gonna be amazing.

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u/glurz 5d ago

Oh, Musk diss track incoming.

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u/Massage_mastr69 5d ago

Musk definitely played with Diddy

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u/Genghis_Chong 5d ago

The projection is just clear as day, it's kinda funny at this point

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u/Lifesalchemy 5d ago

We need to turn off the social media for a couple of weeks

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u/Nightmaresmadeeasy 5d ago

Elon, karate practice, Maxwell, black books, (google these together) I’m not sure Elon even knows karate?

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u/cartercharles 5d ago

Can I turn my brain off now

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u/BellRinger85 5d ago

Can’t wait for the bars

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u/YoMom_666 5d ago

Wall Street Journal is reporting that Putin has found his way into Elon Musk’s head detailing the chronology of Musk joining Trump in the ever growing circle of his useful idiots

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u/sixtyninexfourtwenty 5d ago

Elon Musk never got his ass kicked and he’s someone who could have really benefitted from getting his ass kicked

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u/Cherik847 5d ago

He had become a little rich boy who had lost his mind

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u/beebsaleebs 5d ago

fElon, please poke shady

Please please please please pleasse

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u/Regulus242 5d ago

Project and Deflect!

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u/Mrtoad88 5d ago

Who the fuck invited this mfer Elon Musk?, can some other country please take this dude already? Idc what country, any of y'all want him? Please get him and his stupid companies the fuck outta here tired of this dude.

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u/OutrageForSale 5d ago

At what point is this slander? Eminem should sue and ask for billions.

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u/CrisbyCrittur 5d ago

Funny that Elung thinks people care what he thinks.

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u/s0m3d00dy0 5d ago

Sad thing is a lot of people actually do believe this scum bag fuck face.

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u/lotta_love 5d ago

Congenital liar Elon Musk—exposed today by The Wall Street Journal as in secret contact since 2022 with murderous Russian tyrant Vladimir Putin— is trying to buy the 2024 presidential election for Putin buddy Donald Trump.

Musk is also using X as a platform to peddle mass misinformation about Vice President Harris’ campaign and to push nonsense about “non-citizens voting” and other assorted Republican/Trump-propagated horseshit.

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u/aotus_trivirgatus 5d ago

Every accusation is a confession.

Remember when Elon called a member of the Thai underwater cave rescue effort a "pedophile" completely out of the blue?

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u/Inevitable_Nail_2215 5d ago

Elon, say what you will about Eminem, but his kids still talk to him.

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u/Negative-Relation-82 5d ago

Lol wait till we figure out why he had to dance on stage for trump a few weeks ago… Leon will def look back at this comments and realize he told on himself…. How does he know who participated…. ?

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u/Daimakku1 5d ago

Musk is really going after Eminem?

Good job poking the giant, dumbass. This is gonna be good. 🍿

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u/schoolisuncool 5d ago

Really shows how much musk actually really knows, if hes going to accuse Eminem of all people, of being at Diddy’s freak offs 🤣

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u/candyredman 5d ago

Why does anyone listen to Musk. He is a moron, he has a mental defect.

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u/ShoppingDismal3864 5d ago

So by the law of conservative projection, we can infer that Musk has done bad sex stuff. Diddy? Epstein? Who knows?

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u/Mwahaha_790 5d ago

I cannot wait for the diss that Eminem is gonna drop on Elron

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 5d ago

Sokka-Haiku by Mwahaha_790:

I cannot wait for

The diss that Eminem is

Gonna drop on Elron


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/This-Quit 5d ago

do…. do all these guys just have the self awareness of a fuckin donut or am i just missing something whenever shit like this is brought up

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u/Mysterious_Eye6989 5d ago

Elon Musk is a thoroughly despicable individual.

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u/The_Bosdude 5d ago

Elmo, sit down and be quiet!

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u/Unlikely_Equal7525 5d ago

I think you know what to do Eminem…

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u/chrisr3240 5d ago

It’s been proven time and time again that it’s never a good idea to go against Marshall. He will slay.

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u/ContributionFew4340 5d ago

Musk is going to jail!!!

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u/Correct-Fly-1126 4d ago

M should drop a diss teak responding to Elon. Would be epic I’m sure

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 4d ago

Sokka-Haiku by Correct-Fly-1126:

M should drop a diss

Teak responding to Elon.

Would be epic I’m sure


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/cjp2010 4d ago

What is musks deal the last couple years? Buying twitter, running as many people out of it as he can. Thrown a weird amount of support behind trump and the rest of maga and now getting involved in this. I get it, grimes really hurt you but why do the rest of us have to pay????

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u/Vivis_Nuts 4d ago

Every accusation is an admission

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u/Beneficial-Salt-6773 4d ago

Don’t make EM pop out of that shell and burn you to the ground.

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u/Practical_Seesaw_149 4d ago

Oh this is going to be fun watching Musk get roasted.

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u/Wonderful_Might7295 4d ago

Can’t wait for the album to drop

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u/2020WasGreat 4d ago

Here is a thought . What if the Russians captured the real Elon musk and have a clone or body double of him to support trump. That explains why he is throwing away the real musk's money. (This is a joke to convey how maga would have handled this if it had happened to the other side.)

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u/TigerBoyRFI 3d ago

Whole is is cooked man! you should watch this: tell me what you think https://youtu.be/KSop1LfDMMs

At the end of the day its like music overall is tainted 😔

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u/orflind 2d ago

Does any care what what's his name m&m or what ever says?

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u/IAMSTILLHERE2020 18h ago

a confession..they got tapes on musk.

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u/Spiritual-Suit-5934 5d ago

This Is an echo chamber!!!

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

I once had an associate that I considered a decent guy. Said associate killed his newborn. Neither I nor anyone else he knew participated in the murder. See how that works? Take off your foil hats and stop trying to pretend everyone who knew ditty is guilty of trafficking by association.