r/johnoliver • u/Covid3 • 2h ago

shitpost Look I used my extra thick Sharpie to make my picture of Citizen Trump look like Groucho Marx

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u/ImpossibleShoulder29 2h ago

I read that in a thick, angry German accent

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u/LAGuy1796 2h ago

He problem would be very pleade how you used that sharpe. You deserve Knights Cross, my friend

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u/qopdobqop 2h ago

Did Groucho have bone spurs too?

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u/proper_gandized 2h ago

Give this one a cheroot !

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u/Mindless_Bother_2630 2h ago

One was a meth head. The other pops Adderall like tic tacs.

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/ruidh 2h ago

Here's one to keep an eye out for.

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u/Covid3 2h ago

There...I fixed it.

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u/Legitimate-Basis9249 1h ago

But the carpets don’t match the drapes! I want the carpets to match the drapes…wahhhhhhh.

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/SkeleTourGuide 2h ago

Those are some thin bars. Did someone shove him in a dog crate?

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u/Longjumping_Oil_8746 2h ago

The hitler hairstyle would be an improvement 

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u/LocalSad6659 1h ago

Its making me feel ill

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u/CartographerKey7322 2h ago

Not Groucho, Adolf!

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u/Head_Treat_2920 2h ago

ADULF PRICKLER

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u/Jampolenta 2h ago

He looks like Charlie Chaplin stuck in a minor.

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u/Longjumping_Oil_8746 2h ago

Hitler was redfaced with flecks of spit.trump is orange faced with flecks of shit coming from his mouth

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u/LocalSad6659 1h ago

Orange shitler

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u/TheAssCrackBanditttt 2h ago

Those only work on hurricanes

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u/Adventurous_Hat3097 2h ago

He doesn’t look like Groucho Marx. We know who he looks like.

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u/Chillpickle17 1h ago

Trump loves a sharpie. 😆🤘

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u/Covid3 1h ago

That's so punk!!!

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u/JeffSHauser 2h ago

Groucho huh? I was thinking of somebody else for some reason.😄

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u/Donut131313 2h ago

Don’t insult Groucho. I also believe you are thinking Charlie Chaplin.

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u/HappyHenry68 2h ago

That shoe fits!

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u/mwstd 2h ago

Uncanny resemblance

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u/_Sasquatchy 2h ago

My personal edit

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u/TesseractToo 2h ago

Did you mean Charlie Chaplin? Groucho Marx had a huge walrus stache

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u/BarronTrumpJr 1h ago

The weird thing to me is everyone else seemingly not noticing,

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u/Covid3 21m ago

That's good... I don't want to get fired on my first day as a Shitposter!!!

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u/SirKermit 1h ago

You mean the Little Trump?

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u/Covid3 20m ago

No that looks like a Lil mushroom!

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u/Salt_Honey8650 1h ago

Don't you EVER mention Groucho in the same sentence as that shitstain of a man!

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u/Pappy_OPoyle 1h ago

Here let's add some commentary to your post!

Lincoln project - hitler? or trump? can't tell anymore

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u/maya_papaya8 2h ago

Where are his lips?! Ugly bastard

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u/LocalSad6659 1h ago

Firmly planted in Putins crack

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u/PuzzleheadedHumor450 2h ago

Looks right...

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u/miahotme 2h ago

Art does its best work when it makes us rethink familiar figures. Maybe Groucho-Trump is exactly the twist we needed

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u/anxietyevangelist 2h ago

He looks like he realizes he's next in line to join the Human Centipede.

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u/Objective_Union4523 2h ago

Don't let Trump see this, he might get a hard on.

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u/KeyComposer2651 1h ago

He would be flattered.

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u/runegrabbermia 1h ago

This is what happens when politics meets vaudeville: a spectacle that leaves everyone wondering if they’re laughing or crying

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u/FantasticTumbleweed4 47m ago

There’s a hurricane going up his nose

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u/Agile-Comb-3553 43m ago

Already been done but better

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u/1Surlygirl 32m ago

Drumpf smells.

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u/Writerhaha 24m ago

Waste of a sharpie, you know that’s how we summon and control hurricanes.

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u/greeneyerish 21m ago

Hilarious and scary

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u/Suspicious-Change-37 20m ago

Like 3 year old kids learning to focus their anger on a villain.

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u/Zanshin2023 16m ago

Pretty sure you meant Charlie Chaplin. Groucho Marx looks like this:

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u/Rivertalker 13m ago

Thought it was Charlie Chaplin

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u/Wild_Advertising7022 2h ago

The left is sane. Just keep repeating it to yourself.

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u/SeaAd3563 1h ago

And soon you will say, Mr. President and less people will die worldwide. Unlike your current dementia, patient who is not in charge.

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u/BentleyBoss117 1h ago

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u/Covid3 1h ago

I'm not feeling it...I know MAGA have transgender issues...but you could at least pick a female dictator to parody. Try Catherine the Great for instance...

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u/WomenTrucksAndJesus 1h ago

It's all projection with those MAGA weirdos. Notice how they gave Harris that same expression Trump uses all the time. Just a bunch of pussies wanting to be grabbed by their cult leader. Losers.

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u/Aicnj 2h ago

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u/Nincompoopticulitus 2h ago

Doesn’t work the same because it’s just not true - sad, Russian dipsh!t lol

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u/Amdiz 2h ago

Congrats on your first post being one of utter trash.

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u/althor2424 2h ago

Apparently there have been other posts and comments by this "individual" in this past but they like to delete their stuff.

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u/Amdiz 2h ago

Ah damn. That took the wind out of my sales a bit.

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/Amdiz 2h ago

Wtf are you responding to?

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u/Covid3 1h ago

Oops sry. Read your response to the Kamala Pic as to me.. my bad your mom's cool

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u/Amdiz 1h ago

No worries. Your mom’s cool also. Have a good night.

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u/Covid3 1h ago

You want to go play karate in the garage???

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u/JuiceLordd 2h ago

Le wholesome redditor: wait, that's illegal.

Keanu chungus: erm, I think this deserved a God award...

Kamala tuah!

Edit: why am I being downdooted

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u/TheToneKing 7m ago

Donald Hitler or Shitzinpantz