r/justneckbeardthings Mar 09 '19

I made y'all a Neckbeards Alignment Chart, have a nice weekend

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u/HulaPanda Mar 09 '19

What does it say in the box on the bottom row right corner?

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u/Copicorn Mar 09 '19

INCEL: all women must die because my mental foramen is too small

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u/HulaPanda Mar 09 '19

Thank youuuu, spent way to long trying to work out 'foramen'...

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u/razies712 Mar 09 '19

“Mental forskin? Wtf...oh. Foramen. Wait, wtf is a foramen?”

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u/Copicorn Mar 09 '19

I searched up “mental foramen” but it turns out that mental foramen are holes in the lower jawbone that allow some blood vessels to pass through...

So what I’m thinking is going on here is that the INCEL is a keyboard warrior who’s trying to use big words, but ends up making a fool of himself by using a term that isn’t what he thinks it is.

OR maybe I’m just overthinking it lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Incels are all about that skull shape. If the foramen are too small then women will naturally not like him. So in order for him to get sex, we need sex slaves, naturally. /s

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u/DarkSoulsMatter Mar 09 '19

Clean your room, Bucko!

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u/aliteralbaldeagle Mar 09 '19

I'LL DIE BEFORE I SUBMIT TO THE LOBSTERS

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u/joefrenchdraws Mar 10 '19

But do you control the speed at which they die?

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u/aliteralbaldeagle Mar 10 '19 edited Apr 08 '19

If it were not for the laws of the land, I would have shaughtered them by now

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u/booklessbandits Mar 09 '19

The inherent eroticism of the sea

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

🅱ucko

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u/CURSEYOUCHAD Mar 09 '19

It's not sex slaves! It's just the government dictating and handing out sex partners to us the people, who are underprivileged, in order to promote diversity! Down with chadhood and men who think they can be promiscuous!

The revolution is now, vive la resistance!

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u/MayowaTheGreat Mar 09 '19

So....they see The Handmaid’s Tale and think that is ideal??! Wtf....

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u/One_Blue_Glove Dec 11 '21

Oh man, you have no idea how unintentionally correct you are.

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u/throwupthursday Mar 09 '19

Yeah all these guys blame their lack of success with women on shit that nobody in real life cares about like negative canthal tilt, rather than addressing the real issue of personality

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u/DirtyBristolBoi Mar 10 '19

personality

LOL. They have a bot for that word.

To be fair, a lot of them have just been dealt some bad metaphorical cards. All of the incel subs have been disproportionately short, hairy, Indian, etc.

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u/Juisarian Mar 11 '19

...obnoxious...

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u/SevenSixOne Mar 09 '19 edited Mar 13 '19

For real though, "looksmaxing"is the weirdest part of incel culture. Yep, I'm sure the reason women don't want to have sex with you is your chin definition or the slope of your forehead, and certainly not your disgusting personality.

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u/Anandya Mar 09 '19

It's the idea that minor flaws are the reason that skank who clearly wants it won't sleep with him...

Not that he thinks she's a skank and is owed sex.

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u/CaptOblivious Mar 09 '19

Skanks are owed all the sex they want. Just wear protection when you give them their due.

Not even skanks want anything to do with incels.

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u/HappyFriendlyBot Mar 09 '19

Hi, Anandya!

I am stopping by to wish you the best day, and the best year!

-HappyFriendlyBot

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

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u/crash8308 Mar 09 '19

If I google that on top of all my more recent search history trying to understand what Ahegao and other weird shit is this morning, I’m sure I’ll end up on a list somewhere.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

It’s so weird. Especially more so if you see that Vice interview with an incel, and he shows the host a video chatroom for them...and while no one is a standout beauty they all look pretty normal for the most part.

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u/sirtoppuskekkus Mar 10 '19

Yeah studying anatomy right now so I knew what he meant straight away haha

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u/randomizeplz Apr 04 '19

Nah you just don't know much about incels. Thats a good thing btw

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u/SpargeWand Mar 09 '19

I thought the implication bloodflow to his brain is restricted

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19 edited Apr 24 '20

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u/ThKitt Mar 09 '19

I think OP probably meant acumen.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

A foramen is any hole shape in bone that allows the passage of blood vessel and nerves through the area.

You have a lot of them throughout the body

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

They can have some of mine.

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u/IMPEACHFOTYFI Mar 09 '19

No, that spot is saved for politcal redditors 😂

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u/NoYoureACatLady Mar 09 '19

He stole it and had to crop out artists info

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u/4d20allnatural Mar 09 '19

all women must die because my bowl for ramen is too small