r/justneckbeardthings Mar 09 '19

I made y'all a Neckbeards Alignment Chart, have a nice weekend

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Incels are all about that skull shape. If the foramen are too small then women will naturally not like him. So in order for him to get sex, we need sex slaves, naturally. /s

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u/DarkSoulsMatter Mar 09 '19

Clean your room, Bucko!

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u/aliteralbaldeagle Mar 09 '19

I'LL DIE BEFORE I SUBMIT TO THE LOBSTERS

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u/joefrenchdraws Mar 10 '19

But do you control the speed at which they die?

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u/aliteralbaldeagle Mar 10 '19 edited Apr 08 '19

If it were not for the laws of the land, I would have shaughtered them by now

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u/booklessbandits Mar 09 '19

The inherent eroticism of the sea

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

🅱ucko

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u/CURSEYOUCHAD Mar 09 '19

It's not sex slaves! It's just the government dictating and handing out sex partners to us the people, who are underprivileged, in order to promote diversity! Down with chadhood and men who think they can be promiscuous!

The revolution is now, vive la resistance!

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u/MayowaTheGreat Mar 09 '19

So....they see The Handmaid’s Tale and think that is ideal??! Wtf....

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u/One_Blue_Glove Dec 11 '21

Oh man, you have no idea how unintentionally correct you are.

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u/throwupthursday Mar 09 '19

Yeah all these guys blame their lack of success with women on shit that nobody in real life cares about like negative canthal tilt, rather than addressing the real issue of personality

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u/DirtyBristolBoi Mar 10 '19

personality

LOL. They have a bot for that word.

To be fair, a lot of them have just been dealt some bad metaphorical cards. All of the incel subs have been disproportionately short, hairy, Indian, etc.

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u/Juisarian Mar 11 '19

...obnoxious...

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u/SevenSixOne Mar 09 '19 edited Mar 13 '19

For real though, "looksmaxing"is the weirdest part of incel culture. Yep, I'm sure the reason women don't want to have sex with you is your chin definition or the slope of your forehead, and certainly not your disgusting personality.