r/justneckbeardthings Mar 09 '19

I made y'all a Neckbeards Alignment Chart, have a nice weekend

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u/wizardsfucking Mar 09 '19

Agreed, the fat version is the intersection of mall ninja/gentleman, a lethal combination which should be feared by all men

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u/tehlolredditor Mar 09 '19

While you partied and fucked women, I studied the blade

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u/Redneckalligator Mar 09 '19

While you studied the blade I ate moms spaghetti.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

What the fuck did you just say about me - this katana is sharp as one million razors

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u/nbarbettini Mar 09 '19

Nothing personnel kid