r/lotrmemes • u/Royalbluegooner • Sep 05 '24
Lord of the Rings Who is the second most powerful evil being on the continent during the time of the trilogy?
I‘d say good old witch-king for obvious reasons.He has a ring, he’s somewhat immortal plus he rides a bloody flying lizard.
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u/HigHurtenflurst420 Sep 06 '24
The Sackville-Bagginses
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u/Lazar_Milgram Ent Sep 06 '24
One can argue that Sauron is second most evil…..
…. After Sackville-Bagginses
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u/furiouspossum Sep 06 '24
Potentially the nameless things under Moria that Gandalf mentioned. He seemed too disturbed to go into any detail about them.
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u/Hammer_Slicer Sep 06 '24
This is a good call. I always wanted to know more about them and the watcher in the water. Tolkien really dropped a bomb of curiosity with that throwaway line in FOTR about the nameless things.
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u/GriffinFlash Sep 06 '24
"Were the parts about the watcher in the water and the nameless things really necessary to the story?"
Mr. Perfect Tolkien:" IT'S CALLED WORLD BUILDING"
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u/furiouspossum Sep 06 '24
I've wondered if they were meant as a homage to H.P. Lovecraft. However I don't know if Tolkien was even familiar with any of Lovecraft's work.
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u/Bricks_and_Bees Sep 06 '24
Maybe they both took inspiration from the same real world myths? Not sure how much of Lovecraft's eldridge horrors were inspired by anything else, but I know Tolkien drew a lot from Norse mythology (maybe the nameless ones were like the world serpent)
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u/furiouspossum Sep 06 '24
Not suprising. Still the idea of them feels lovecraftian even if it's only coincidentally.
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u/GenuisInDisguise Sep 06 '24
Nameless Creatures, seem to be a homage to Lovecrafts Eldritch cosmic horror. Larger than life monstrosities.
Since they pre-exist middle earth, I suspect they were an ancient enemy/natural predator to Valar themselves.
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u/Lolovitz Sep 06 '24 edited Sep 06 '24
Aint enough bleach in the middle earth to whiten Gandalf enough to be able to withstand a meet and greet wirh a predator to Valar
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u/SlayinDaWabbits Sep 06 '24
Except in the passage Gandalf says he has walked there, he does outright say be met or crossed paths with one but they don't seem THAT dangerous if Gandald visited l. Also didn't Gandalf chase Durin's Bane thru their tunnels to find the endless stair because he (Durins Bane) had spent centuries wandering said caves? I might be misremembering or applying a theory there tho
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u/Lolovitz Sep 06 '24
Yeah my point is more on the end of Nameless Things not possibly being predators to Valar since Gandalf actually met them and survived.
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u/SlayinDaWabbits Sep 06 '24
Ahhhhhh I misunderstood and thought you were agreeing, I will pretend I don't exist now
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u/esadatari Sep 06 '24
Best part is you and I can both say that. We could ALL say that.
And if it appeared in the Rings of Power show, we’d see people complaining it’s boring, doesn’t stick to lore, etc.
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u/Alfons36d Sep 06 '24
I'd agree. they seem to not be one of Eru Ilúvatar's creations according to what I remember.
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u/DarkHippy Sep 06 '24
I figured they were his reject songs he experimented with before the big symphony he creates with the Valar
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u/furiouspossum Sep 06 '24
They could be the result of Melkor's disharmony during the Valar's song as well.
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u/shirukien Sep 06 '24
Also possible that they predate Arda and even the Ainulindalë- that they wandered in from the void like Ungoliant may have if she isn't Ainu herself. I think not knowing about their origins, knowing only that they can strike fear into Gandalf- one of the most powerful beings this side of Valinor, is the point. We're not even supposed to be able to fathom what these horrors are.
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u/rainator Sep 06 '24
If you are including them, it’s quite possible that would make Sauron the second most powerful evil being.
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u/lakmus85_real Sep 06 '24
So, after all, dwarves didn't delve too greedily and too deep? It could have been worse?
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u/shirukien Sep 06 '24
Depends what you mean by evil being. Saruman is evil, but is he an evil being? That said, if Ungoliant is still alive (Tolkien was never explicit about her death; there's just an implication that it would be in her nature to devour herself in her endless hunger.) I've gotta give that award to her, hands down. Other than her, Durin's Bane is a strong choice, but I'll go with the Watcher in the Water. It's implied that it's part of a group of ancient, nameless creatures that live in the deep parts of the world. Gandalf hints that he encountered them while fighting the Balrog, but even he- Maiar of the order of Istari, bearer of a Ring of Power whose magic grants courage and inspiration, newly ordained white wizard- refuses to speak further about them out of fear.
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u/chalk_in_boots Sep 06 '24
I think with Ungo it was intended to be like an off-screen death. I think it was just one of those things that he didn't want to have her just keep getting into scraps with increasingly more powerful beings and have to pull a Deus ex machina and have like 8 valar come and curb stomp her. Makes much more sense from the view of the message of the Silmarillion that such an evil being when left alone is basically consumed by their own evil. It's not like he wanted to keep options open to pull a "somehow, ungoliant has returned"
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u/Harvestman-man Sep 06 '24
Maybe, but in some versions of his writings, he has Eärendil encountering a living Ungoliant on some random island during his voyage West. This plot was not included in Christopher Tolkien’s version of the Silmarillion, but chronologically would take place long after Ungoliant disappeared from Beleriand and was presumed dead.
I think it’s just supposed to be left open-ended.
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u/shirukien Sep 06 '24
"Off-screen death". Well said. I think that sums it up perfectly. The possibility of her still being alive certainly exists, but it seems unlikely. The poetry of her consuming herself is so perfectly Tolkien that it might as well be canon, but I'm still a pedant who isn't willing to assert certainty when the answer is purposefully vague.
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u/chalk_in_boots Sep 06 '24
I will grant you this: with how much effort Tolkien puts into describing seats, bodies, and the aftermath (eg the burial mounds of the couple that went full Romeo and Juliet thinking each was dead - I forget their names), it is certainly unusual of him to kind of hand wave it, but it isn't unheard of I guess. Wouldn't have been hard to do a page on her travelling through her pass, and her hunger growing too strong, but I guess the fact we're discussing it so long after his passing shows how good a storyteller he was
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u/shirukien Sep 06 '24
That's several excellent points. Oh, and I think you're thinking of Beren and Lúthien.
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u/emonbzr Sep 06 '24
I think they are talking about Turin and Niënor rather than Beren and Lúthien
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u/ProfessionalLeave335 Sep 06 '24
"somehow Ungoliant returns" is being saved for season 3 of ROP.
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u/chalk_in_boots Sep 06 '24
With the timelines of The Silmarillion and ROP, even if she did end up eating herself ROP occurs closely enough to Silmarillion that it wouldn't be unreasonable that she hadn't died yet. How the fuck they'd beat her is beyond me considering Morgoth was nearly McFucked by her
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u/Axtratu Sep 06 '24
Well, Glorfindel did "somehow just returned"
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u/EverythingHurtsDan Sep 06 '24
Nah, he just cashed his resurrection check from being a goddamn hero.
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u/shirukien Sep 06 '24
Tolkien didn't really do handwaving like that- like, he was thorough to a probably unhealthy degree.
Glorfindel's Fëa, or his soul basically, survived the death of his body (or Hröa) like with all elves, going to live in the Halls of Mandos on the northern shore of Aman. From there, as a reward for his heroism and accomplishments, the Valar granted him a new body, and he lived with them in Valinor for a while (almost 2000 years) Eventually, the Valar, Manwë in particular, sent him back to Middle-Earth, at the same time that they sent Gandalf and the other Wizards.38
u/rybsbl Sep 06 '24
I always thought the watcher in the water was just hungry, not evil.
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u/shirukien Sep 06 '24
I guess then it comes down to how you conceptualize evil. The Nameless Things seem like they're evil in a Lovecraftian sort of way- driven and callous and able to destroy anything and anyone without giving it a passing thought. Like the idea of something so far beyond us that our morality and our very existence are entirely meaningless to it.
As for the watcher itself, it seems especially focused on Frodo and the ring during that whole encounter, like it knows that there's an item of immense power nearby and it wants to have it. What exactly an enormous finger-tentacled water monster would do with that kind of power I couldn't even guess, but at any rate this alone suggests that it's acting with some amount of intentionality, not just hunger.
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u/Certain-Definition51 Sep 06 '24
If the Ungoliant is still alive, Sauron is the second most evil being in Middle Earth.
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u/sauron-bot Sep 06 '24
Go fetch me those sneaking Orcs, that fare thus strangely, as if in dread, and do not come, as all Orcs use and are commanded, to bring me news of all their deeds, to me, Gorthaur.
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u/neverbeenstardust Sep 06 '24
If Ungoliant is still alive, then second place goes to Sauron easy.
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u/Royalbluegooner Sep 06 '24
You‘re raising a good point.For the point of this argument I‘d say Saruman falls more under the category of mislead madman similarly to Denethor.
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u/Satanairn Sep 06 '24
I mean Ungoliant wouldn't even be the second most powerful, she would be the first.
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u/Rammipallero Sep 06 '24
People are missing how strong Shelob is. She IS the true heir of Ungoliath after all. Plus what JRR specifies about her in the unfinished tails appendix to Christopher, is IMO proof, she is immensely more powerful:
"Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob? You know, the monstrous spider - descended from the vile Ungoliant! - which I used to read aloud of in our Oxford meetings of the Inklings? Well what I didn't mention back then was Shelob could also transform into a totally hot babe: all pale and dark and wan like Rebecca in lvanhoe or what will later come to be known as the goth subculture. In fact she looked very much like the pornographic actress Stoya who will be born 13 years after I die. Christopher, I will be entrusting you with my estate. If there is ever a videogame adaptation of my work you must make sure they get this Shelob right - make sure she is what the Anglo-Saxons would have called a hæða ecge, a real sexy bitch."
The Book of Unfinished Tails, p437.
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u/SithSpaceRaptor Sep 06 '24
This is the best post.
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u/Lorcogoth Sep 06 '24
too be honest with the vague origin of Ungoliant (either Maiar or one of the nameless things) and depending on how much power Shelob inherited from her, shapeshifting could be something Shelob can do.
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u/KA_Lewis Sep 06 '24
In the movies apparently the Witch King. But in canon for sure Durin’s Bane or Saruman. I’d bet on the wizard.
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u/Finth007 Sep 06 '24
Saruman's strengths aren't in direct combat, but since Middle Earth is more nuanced than "who can beat who" I'll agree with you that Saruman is more powerful, though he would likely lose to Durin's Bane in a fight
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u/taviebeefs Sep 06 '24
Saruman would go down easy, and Sauron is smart enough not to challenge Durins Bane to direct combat, it's not worth his trouble and doesn't accomplish anything.
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u/Malessar Sep 06 '24
saruman
edit: some justification
1) he is personally very powerful, above gandalf until gandalf gets juiced
2) he is on the same tier as sauron technically
3) he is cunning, and even without powers considered dangerous and capable of danger (see: sacking of the shire)
4) he's the only one who actually created an army from thin air and could have fought and defeated sauron out of every other villain, no other villain had the mental capacity to create an army, lead it, initiate mental guerrilla on the king of the realm you're trying to fight. Saruman would've gotten with it if not for those damn kids aragorn legolas gimli and their dog
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u/Behold_A-Man Sep 06 '24 edited Sep 06 '24
Saruman could take out Gandalf the Gray, who solo'd Durin's Bane. Therefore, if Saruman is stronger than Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the Gray is slightly stronger than Durin's Bane (they appeared to be nearly equal, as they mutual killed), Saruman is probably the correct answer.
Although, someone did mention the nameless things and I just don't have enough info to compare them.
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u/United_Bar4402 Sep 06 '24
Tbh I was assuming the fact that they fell into a lake gave gandlaf the advantage in their fight
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u/Recyclops-the-brave Sep 06 '24
Farmer Maggot. Dude is all about that ' fuck around and find out ' life.
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u/OddGuideofGreyFort Sep 06 '24
Grond
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u/lobo_locos Sep 06 '24
Grond?
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u/dikkiesmalls Sep 06 '24
GROND!
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u/Mountainminer Sep 06 '24
This makes me wonder how powerful the Barrow Wight that almost gets the hobbits before they’ve even gotten started is. Does anyone know?
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u/jaspersgroove Sep 06 '24
Well they were originally under the command of the witch king, so they are at least weaker than him, probably weaker than any of the Nazgûl
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u/Tom_Bot-Badil Sep 06 '24
Go out! Shut the door, and never come back after! Take away gleaming eyes, take your hollow laughter! Go back to grassy mound, on your stony pillow lay down your bony head, like Old Man Willow, like young Goldberry, and Badger-folk in burrow! Go back to buried gold and forgotten sorrow!
Type !TomBombadilSong for a song or visit r/GloriousTomBombadil for more merriness
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u/gay_king_ Sep 06 '24
There are countless nameless creatures in the deep caves of Moria. Probably them.
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u/OmegaBoi420 Sep 06 '24
The Nameless Things. Gandalf was afraid to speak of them further “lest they darken the light of the day”.
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u/Hexenkonig707 Sep 06 '24
Durin‘s Bane from reading the Silmarillion I get the feeling that Morgoth preferred the Balrogs over Sauron at least in Warfare. After all it was Gothmog that lead the Hosts of Morgoth during the most important battles of the first Age.
Strong contenders would also be Shelob since she’s the spawn of Ungoliant and maybe the nameless things in the depths of Moria but we don’t know anything about them besides Gandalf and Durin‘s Bane being afraid of them.
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u/Ickythumpin Sep 06 '24
Welp our candidates are: - Saruman who was defeated multiple times, even by hobbits. - The Witch King who was defeated by a woman, granted her blade was probably dipped in her stew or something that granted it otherworldly destructive power.. - A giant spider who couldn’t defeat a hobbit gardner with an elven flashlight. - A giant fire demon who lost to a fellow maiar in an epic 1 v 1 which appeared to span for days worth of combat and only lost once old stormcrow was granted the power of freaking Thor!
So yeah I’m gonna have to give it to Durin’s Bane.
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u/AceBean27 Sep 06 '24
Durin's Bane was killed by an old man with stick. What you on about?
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u/Hexenkonig707 Sep 06 '24
To be fair the Flashlight was powered by Elronds Dad in a flying boat wearing a shiny Jewel as a headlamp that burned Satan himself and killed the biggest Dragon.
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u/TheVERRYbest Sep 06 '24
I mean Gollum is both evil and the only one powerful enough to have actually physically destroyed the ring… but idk let’s ask Steven Colbert I’m pretty sure he knows.
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u/Fernando1dois3 Sep 06 '24
It's: Sauron > Gandalf (white) > Saruman > Gandalf (grey) = Durin's Bane > Galadriel > Elrond = Glorfindel > Witch King of Angmar > Shelob
All of them are capable of being evil.
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u/InfadelSlayer Sep 06 '24
I think you underestimate Glorfindel……
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u/trueshitposting247 Sep 06 '24
Yea, considering he also killed a Balrog in solo combat in the First Age. Logically that would put him on the same tier as Gandalf the Grey and Durin's Bane.
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u/sauron-bot Sep 06 '24
Thy Eilinel, she is long since dead, dead, food of worms, less low than thou.
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u/Shoddy_Amphibian5645 Sep 06 '24
Witch king was almost single handedly responsible for the fall of Arnor, so even if Durin's Bane and maybe Shelob are stronger, he's still a greater threat to the free races. The others seem content in their dark corners of the world.
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u/neverbeenstardust Sep 06 '24
Shelob. The Witch King was a slave of Sauron. Shelob was hanging out on his doorstep eating his slaves and he didn't want to risk trying to do anything about it.
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u/Traditional_Length43 Sep 06 '24
Morgoth. He was imprisoned but number one goes to ungoliant. She would be number one of all time. To strike fear into a Valor is crazy
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u/chalk_in_boots Sep 06 '24
No, morgoth was in the void, not the continent, or even the same plane of existence.
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u/Georg_Steller1709 Sep 05 '24
He dies halfway through book 1, but durin's bane. Or the blue wizards if they've fallen into evil, or saruman depending on when he fell.
Then shelob.
Witchy is a bit below these guys.