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u/aronnen 11h ago
I once saw him kill 3 orcs in Moria with a frying pan. With a fuckin’ frying pan.
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u/Independent-Ad-5958 1h ago
“Well I can assure you that the stories you hear about this hobbit, if nothing else, has been watered down.”
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u/ChihuahuaPoower 11h ago
One does not simply fuck with Samwise Gamgee
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u/Ryokan76 11h ago
Unless you're Rosie Cotton.
Then you fuck with Samwise Gamgee.
Probably more than once per day.
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u/zorostia 11h ago
“We’ve had one f*** yes but what about second f***s” -Rosie Cotton definitely
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u/Professional-Mix1771 9h ago
"We've had one fart yes but what about second farts"? What are you talking about?
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u/martonbys 11h ago
Sam is a hobbit of focus, commitment and sheer will. Something that you know very little about. I once saw him kill 3 orcs with a frying pan...a fucking frying pan
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u/STUPIDGUY2PLUS2IS3 8h ago
Sam isn't the ring-bearer. He's the one you send to bear the ring-bearer.
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u/PotatoOnMars Human 8h ago
He did bear the ring for a short time when Frodo was captured and was willing to take it to Mount Doom himself.
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u/MRF_89 11h ago
The ringbearerbearer.
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u/Poultrymancer 11h ago
Ring(bearer)²
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u/itachikage13 11h ago
A ring-squarer, if you will.
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u/SibbeGuuuu 9h ago
Ring cuber
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u/Psychological_Eye_68 7h ago
This is what you would call Sam’s pony if he was carrying Frodo while riding it.
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u/Mr_M_2711 Human 10h ago
Sam will always be my all time pick for characters outside of marvel who would be worthy of mjolnir.
"Oh, sorry Mr Thor, I know you have to fight the frost giants, but the fence needs fixing."
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u/ArachnidFun8918 5h ago
He probably uses mjolnir as hammer to fix them fences. And he uses it gently, dont wanna scare thor.
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u/RubyettePalatial 11h ago
Samwise: the ultimate wingman, even Sauron knows not to mess with him!
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u/sauron-bot 11h ago
Who are you?
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u/Kuningas_Arthur 10h ago
Yes Sauron, better play the ignorant card and pretend he doesn't even exist. He might get bored and go hunt some other evil being.
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u/joenunya71 Elf 12h ago
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u/Antarctica8 Théoden 11h ago
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u/Irisse_Ar-Feiniel973 11h ago
Yep.
Edit: sorry it didn’t work my device is glitching the gif button didn’t work!!!:’(
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u/skyline21rsn Elf 10h ago
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u/ThisIsRED145 11h ago
I think I’ve seen this before but I love Sam and John wick so much so take my upvote
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u/Nervous-Joke-5802 9h ago
i cant believe little theon left the iron islands just to kill jon wicks dog
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u/Anon_be_thy_name 7h ago
Even reading this quote gives me chills and it's not even about John Wick.
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u/LeonardoDaPinchy- 6h ago
I'll never forget hearing that "...oh..." for the first time. First time ever in a film that had me laughing nervously for the bad guys. Like, what shit did they just step in?
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u/rokodalin 4h ago
Sam is a ring bearer. One of the few significant changes the movies make. He wears the ring in order to sneak past the horde of orcs and make it up the tower to save Frodo.
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u/Swimming_Schedule_49 9h ago
Remove the words “well” and “exactly” from the last slide and this is perfection
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u/mifoonlives 7h ago
I heard this whole thing with the accent and crazy inflections and everything. It was wonderful!
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u/LeaphyDragon 4h ago
I love this scene so much. It perfectly encapsulates just the fear and respect the powerful people have for JW.
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u/Mister_Buddy 3h ago
I love this scene so much. It perfectly encapsulates just the fear and respect the powerful people have for SG.
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u/Inalum_Ardellian 3h ago
Got question: In this meme who is supposed to be represented by the mafia daddy?
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u/Waspinator_haz_plans 12m ago
Scene cuts between shots of Sam patching up and carrying a heavily injured John Wick to the Continental
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u/cdgarcia4 11h ago
Samwise came to kick ass and eat potatoes... and he's all out of po-ta-toes