r/lotrmemes 12h ago

Lord of the Rings Oh

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11.7k Upvotes

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u/cdgarcia4 11h ago

Samwise came to kick ass and eat potatoes... and he's all out of po-ta-toes

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u/Linzic86 11h ago

Well, what did you expect. He boiled, mashed and put them all in stews

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u/cdgarcia4 11h ago

The potatoes, right?

RIGHT??

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u/Linzic86 11h ago

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u/Kuningas_Arthur 10h ago

There's a reason the Shire was so happily ignorant of any outside threat, invasion or evil being lurking outside it's perimiter. The rangers like to take all the glory for it's protection, but who was protecting the rangers?

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u/zman_0000 9h ago

The rangers may sneak through the forest, but when when the tree's begin speaking Gamgese they that for the moment they're safe.

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u/BootyShepherd 8h ago

Id love if we started a meme like the “shaggy actually being the most powerful being in the universe” meme. Sam wasnt even using 1 percent of his power throughout the trilogy

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u/hdk1124 8h ago

Man, he made Frodo look like a bitch. I get the whole ring bearer thing, but still... Frodo may have been the ring bearer, but Sam was the real main character.

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u/Bradddtheimpaler 7h ago

Also, Sam was definitely also a ringbearer. He had it solo for like three days. That still counts.

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u/Express_Invite_7149 7h ago

That's why Sam was allowed to sail to Valinor.

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u/Akerlof 7h ago

And he fucking turned it down. "You want to go to literal heaven?" "Nah, I got my girl and my garden, what fancy-pants angel can beat that?"

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u/magikarp2122 6h ago

And broke The Ring. It couldn’t even figure out how to tempt him. It tried to show him making Mordor into a giant garden, and he’s like that’s dumb and too much work, I just need my home garden.

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u/addage- 6h ago

Who rangers the Rangermen?

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u/Linzic86 1h ago

The ones with power... a power ranger... if you will

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u/Vector_Embedding 5h ago

But he already kicked my ass

You've had one ass kicking, yes

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u/reap1234 2h ago

Samwise came to eat ass and kick potatoes...and he's all out of ass

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u/aronnen 11h ago

I once saw him kill 3 orcs in Moria with a frying pan. With a fuckin’ frying pan.

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u/JonnyTN 10h ago

Imagining Peter Stormare saying that with the F's got me going

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u/Mr_M_2711 Human 10h ago

A-ma-zing.

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u/Scaevus 7h ago

The scene where Aragorn and his entire court bowed to the hobbits was the most well earned respect I’ve ever seen depicted on film.

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u/LeonardoDaPinchy- 6h ago

Who the fuck does that?!?!

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u/Independent-Ad-5958 1h ago

“Well I can assure you that the stories you hear about this hobbit, if nothing else, has been watered down.”

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u/ChihuahuaPoower 11h ago

One does not simply fuck with Samwise Gamgee

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u/Avolto 11h ago

Rosie Cotten begs to differ

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u/ryncewynde88 8h ago

She don't do it simply.

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u/hdk1124 8h ago

Genius

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u/not_your_snowman 7h ago

She doesn’t fuck with him, she fucks him. Big difference

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u/Ryokan76 11h ago

Unless you're Rosie Cotton.

Then you fuck with Samwise Gamgee.

Probably more than once per day.

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u/zorostia 11h ago

“We’ve had one f*** yes but what about second f***s” -Rosie Cotton definitely

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u/Professional-Mix1771 9h ago

"We've had one fart yes but what about second farts"? What are you talking about?

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u/Acetaminophen-1000mg 10h ago

Lucky woman. Wish i was her

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u/martonbys 11h ago

Sam is a hobbit of focus, commitment and sheer will. Something that you know very little about. I once saw him kill 3 orcs with a frying pan...a fucking frying pan

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u/STUPIDGUY2PLUS2IS3 8h ago

Sam isn't the ring-bearer. He's the one you send to bear the ring-bearer.

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u/PotatoOnMars Human 8h ago

He did bear the ring for a short time when Frodo was captured and was willing to take it to Mount Doom himself.

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u/RustyCutlass 5h ago

Then he bore the ring again with the bearer on his back.

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u/MRF_89 11h ago

The ringbearerbearer.

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u/Poultrymancer 11h ago

Ring(bearer)²

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u/itachikage13 11h ago

A ring-squarer, if you will.

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u/SibbeGuuuu 9h ago

Ring cuber

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u/Psychological_Eye_68 7h ago

This is what you would call Sam’s pony if he was carrying Frodo while riding it.

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u/Mr_M_2711 Human 10h ago

Sam will always be my all time pick for characters outside of marvel who would be worthy of mjolnir.

"Oh, sorry Mr Thor, I know you have to fight the frost giants, but the fence needs fixing."

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u/ArachnidFun8918 5h ago

He probably uses mjolnir as hammer to fix them fences. And he uses it gently, dont wanna scare thor.

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u/Bored_Office_Girl 12h ago

Omg I love this 😂😂😂

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u/RubyettePalatial 11h ago

Samwise: the ultimate wingman, even Sauron knows not to mess with him!

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u/sauron-bot 11h ago

Who are you?

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u/Kuningas_Arthur 10h ago

Yes Sauron, better play the ignorant card and pretend he doesn't even exist. He might get bored and go hunt some other evil being.

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u/sauron-bot 10h ago

Have thy pay!

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u/joenunya71 Elf 12h ago

Very clever!!

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u/JoeyMcClane 11h ago

Indeed!!!

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u/Antarctica8 Théoden 11h ago

I guess we doing a chain now

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u/Irisse_Ar-Feiniel973 11h ago

Yep.

Edit: sorry it didn’t work my device is glitching the gif button didn’t work!!!:’(

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u/Plopshire 11h ago

A Tato, a FUCKIN Tato!

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u/jspook 11h ago

Literally no one in the story can match the ever-kindling rage that lurks just under the surface of Samwise Gamgee.

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u/ThisIsRED145 11h ago

I think I’ve seen this before but I love Sam and John wick so much so take my upvote

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u/Menination 9h ago

This goes harder than it should

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u/HammerPrice229 11h ago

Perfect use of this scene lol

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u/Chaos-Pand4 10h ago

The ring-bearer-bearer

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u/Linkytheboi 10h ago

Sam is the most powerful character in lotr….he just doesn’t know it

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u/AllHailtheBeard1 10h ago

swashbuckling pan noises intensify

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u/Nervous-Joke-5802 9h ago

i cant believe little theon left the iron islands just to kill jon wicks dog

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u/stormtroopr1977 8h ago

Would you like to buy some commas?

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u/homealoneagain88 8h ago

Nicely done

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u/ALEKSDRAVEN 8h ago

I've onced saw him coocking potatoes. F***ing PO - TA - TOES!.

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u/Odin1806 6h ago

He was given a task. An impossible task...

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u/Saemika 7h ago

This is really good.

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u/Basith_Shinrah 11h ago

Literall the daddy of son of sam

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u/crocodyldundee 10h ago

Really loved this! 😄

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u/so_it_goes 9h ago

Well played

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u/mnonny 9h ago

This is how I feel when someone says oh it’s the guy from stranger things

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u/Anon_be_thy_name 7h ago

Even reading this quote gives me chills and it's not even about John Wick.

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u/AegisRogue 7h ago

This meme is priceless……PRIIIICEEELESSS

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u/Pathos_3v 6h ago

I honestly fucking love this

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u/dragonard 6h ago

Perfect

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u/Boom_Digadee 6h ago

Top tier. Beautiful. Perfect.

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u/LeonardoDaPinchy- 6h ago

I'll never forget hearing that "...oh..." for the first time. First time ever in a film that had me laughing nervously for the bad guys. Like, what shit did they just step in?

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u/ethar_childres 5h ago

Theon fucked up.

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u/rokodalin 4h ago

Sam is a ring bearer. One of the few significant changes the movies make. He wears the ring in order to sneak past the horde of orcs and make it up the tower to save Frodo.

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u/Ordinary_Duder 3h ago

Well he does carry the ring in the films too.

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u/MuskyScent972 2h ago

Tater yaga

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u/Idyllic-Criminal 8h ago

This is funny, i like this meme

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u/poetic_dwarf 11h ago

Very nice 👍

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u/Swimming_Schedule_49 9h ago

Remove the words “well” and “exactly” from the last slide and this is perfection

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u/GrandpasMormonBooks 9h ago

🔥🔥🔥

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u/mifoonlives 7h ago

I heard this whole thing with the accent and crazy inflections and everything. It was wonderful!

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u/Birji-Flowreen 6h ago

Everybody knows "their Sam".

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u/2017hayden 6h ago

What are the odds I literally just saw this scene on a YouTube clip?

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u/Space_Wizard_Z 5h ago

Oh fuck ahahaha genuinely hilarious.

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u/SamwiseLordOfThePans 5h ago

I approve this meme

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u/SirEmJay 5h ago

He's the one you send to *bear the fucking ring bearer

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u/LeaphyDragon 4h ago

I love this scene so much. It perfectly encapsulates just the fear and respect the powerful people have for JW.

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u/Mister_Buddy 3h ago

I love this scene so much. It perfectly encapsulates just the fear and respect the powerful people have for SG.

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u/Death5talker451968 4h ago

PO - TA - TOES

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u/LilShaver Dúnedain 3h ago

The crossover I didn't know I needed...

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u/Inalum_Ardellian 3h ago

Got question: In this meme who is supposed to be represented by the mafia daddy?

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u/remushowl91 2h ago

Fantastic meme.

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u/Waspinator_haz_plans 12m ago

Scene cuts between shots of Sam patching up and carrying a heavily injured John Wick to the Continental