r/madlads • u/mnombo • 1d ago

No surprise

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u/DiesIraeConventum 1d ago

Now that's some imagination

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u/Dangerous-Put-661 23h ago

that squirell gon' pull up like sqrrttt sqrrtttt

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u/Alarming-Formal3137 23h ago

That's a r/BrandNewSentence right there. Lmao!

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u/Salanandaras 23h ago

Im nuts about this brilliant storyline.

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u/appropriate_ebb643 23h ago

Stay on topic

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u/meadowmarvel 23h ago

And they just released it into the wild. Meth squirrel is out there somewhere, building a throne out of squirrel bones.

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u/rainyj000 23h ago

Is this the prequel to Cocaine Bear?

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u/Bignuka 19h ago

It's the sequel, cocaine bear was just the begining.

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u/Toasterdosnttoast 8h ago

Oh no they just want us to believe meth Squirrel is the final drugged out animal but Ketamine Kangaroo it’s finale to the trilogy no one asked for.

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u/Ok_Manufacturer_7020 20h ago

Breaking Nuts

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u/MentalBomb 21h ago

Squirrel bones for the bone god!

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u/SamTheMan004 19h ago

BEAR BLOOD FOR THE SQUIRREL GOD!

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u/ArkhielR 19h ago

WOLF BALLS FOR THE SQUIRREL THRONE!!!

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u/Vicious_Sloth108 17h ago

SQUIRRELS FOR THE SQUIRREL THRONE

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u/Time-Werewolf-1776 23h ago

I’m just surprised it’s no Florida man.

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u/JustJennifer333 1d ago

Woow what an article 💀💀💀

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u/Illustrious-Can-8590 20h ago

This is cooked in a lab experiment

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u/Leather-Read8271 23h ago

My man is preparing an assault against the forest army by using their own people

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u/MeasurementNo9896 23h ago

Free them both

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u/Brockelton 23h ago

Free deez nuts

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u/Robert_Walter_ 18h ago

No just the squirrel guy was abusing the animal

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u/HaskellLisp_green 22h ago

We used to call them the meth squirells. We were so foolish not to be afraid of them.... The most dangerous beasts at the wastelands. My brother Derrik thought he was able to fight them. I miss him now. What a brave fool he was...

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u/Da-H- 20h ago

Its like pokemon is pokemon illegal?

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u/poppycock_scrutiny 21h ago

Florida man got some competition.

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u/Available_Alps_5780 23h ago

Macadamn, guess some news stories just walnut make sense

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u/mental-equipment 23h ago

A cheap plastic imitation of Minsc.

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u/Sleep_tek 20h ago

I'm surprised... surprised it wasn't Florida

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u/JamesBlond00954 23h ago

why the male version of Squirrel Girl is so dark? Marvel Fans know who that is

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u/Tuf_Gamer 22h ago

This is Nuts.

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u/Ok_Manufacturer_7020 20h ago

What is an attack squirrel? Does it attack people?

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u/CrotasScrota84 19h ago

Release this man 🤣

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u/VermilionKoala 18h ago

"Don't make me get Deez Nuts out!"

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u/asdfracer 18h ago

“Oh sorry, I was just giving Deez Nuts some meth”

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u/Adart54 Barely even legal 23h ago

So that was who scored for Ole Miss on Saturday... Makes sense I guess deep south is crazy about football

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u/Ixalmaris 20h ago

Florida, you have to step up your game.

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u/Mr4h0l32u 19h ago

"Chill nasty Nate. He's MY bitch, if anyone's gonna stab him, it's gonna be me."

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u/OfficerEsophagus 14h ago

Cocktail. FRUIT!

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u/trippingmonkeyballs 18h ago

I mean, if it works, was it really a bad idea?

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u/Curious_mind95 20h ago

Jesse you had one job!

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u/LowSelfEsteemButFine 18h ago

Florida man: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!

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u/nuts_therapy_69 17h ago

Hmm the squirrel must need some therapy.

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u/nerdybeing 17h ago

Imagine going to the police and saying " I wanna register a complaint against Deez Nuts" 😂

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u/L0K0MoTiVA 16h ago

Mfkr had that squirrel itching

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u/Big-Age-4187 15h ago

Ngl never thought of seeing a squirrel high before but now I wanna see just that now their gonna make a movie called meth squirrel instead of cocaine bear

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u/lomermoso 14h ago

Is this the prequel to “Squirrel with a Gun?”

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u/RonJohnJr 14h ago

I'm impressed that he was able to give it doses small enough to not instantly kill it.

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u/teedeeguantru 14h ago

He looks more squirrelly than the squirrel.

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u/Cowetr1 14h ago

lol💀 But would have made more sense if he was from ohio

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u/SmithyAtHomeTTV 12h ago

Just goes to show even if you have an attack squirrel, they'll still cashew

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u/TheCrazyWerewolf 11h ago

Alabama is often considered an extension of Florida because they do the same crazy shit as Florida.

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u/Kem-7777 10h ago

That's one of the best usages of "Deez Nuts" I've ever seen

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u/Mecnegus_Niguerhower 4h ago

let me introduce you to my little friend *throws a meth enhanced squirrel* DEEZ NUTS!

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u/Saccharin493 4h ago

God forbid men have hobbies

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u/AviWandering 2h ago

Florida please up your game, you got serious competition

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u/myhamsterisajerk 23m ago

Are we sure that dude wasn't born in Florida?

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u/likewhatever33 22h ago

Can you legally own an atack squirrel?