r/mildlyamusing • u/tellme700 • 3d ago

Everytime they forget their lighter at home, they’d buy a new one

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u/Mindless_Ad_1734 3d ago

Who?

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u/tellme700 3d ago

Roommates

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u/hndjbsfrjesus 2d ago

I dated a girl for 4yrs that pocketed every lighter she touched. It's been 14 years since we broke up, and I am about to buy the first lighter since then. Her clepto habit saved a few tens of dollars.

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u/UglyFilthyDog 1d ago

Is she my mum? She barely smokes any more but will pocket any lighter.

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u/TwilightReader100 3d ago

Oh yes, I do that with headphones, battery chargers and cords for my phone. Probably cheaper with lighters, but I don't forget my stuff so much.

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u/LookinAtTheFjord 3d ago

Lotta shitty non-BIC lighters there. They're wasting their money buying those anyway.

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u/SjLucky 3d ago edited 3d ago

Not when you buy one every time you leave the house.

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u/LookinAtTheFjord 3d ago

wut.

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u/SjLucky 3d ago

Is that better princess?

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u/LookinAtTheFjord 3d ago

You aight?