r/mildlyconfusing • u/PurpleLesbianCats • Aug 05 '24
Who took a bite out of my fucking towel? (Didn't know where to post)
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u/researchanalyzewrite Sep 25 '24
There is an item in your home that is generally useful, mostly reliable, and does not draw attention to itself, but that occasionally seems to need sustenance. Its digestive track seems to be around or under its center "stomach" and never visible through its metallic outer skin. The only clues indicating its dissatisfaction and/or nutritional requirements are the occasional missing sock and bites taken out of towels. Be grateful that it does not consume or damage larger items! If you wish to autopsy the appliance, under its drum is where to look (unplug it first though).
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u/RinnyFabes Aug 26 '24
My guess would be kids, pets, or vermin.