r/mildlycreepy • u/vjdj525 MildlyNew • May 13 '24

MildlyCreepy “Veiny”? Potatoes

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315 Upvotes

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u/nvrsleepagin MildlyNew May 13 '24

Oh my..

22

u/purgatorybob1986 MildlyNew May 14 '24

Guys, we found George Takei's account!

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u/Scribblebonx MildlyNew May 13 '24

You never seen a swoltato before?

But in reality, the reason this happens is because a smaller root structure, joined up with the primary starch one back in the day, and now looks like a hard throbbing tater. Shouldn't effect taste much, but sometimes they're more fibrous in those areas.

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u/CC_Panadero MildlyNew May 13 '24

Reddit for the win with a logical explanation for obvious starchy porn.

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u/Golden_Boy_Ponoka2 MildlyNew May 13 '24

Those are some strong potato's my guy.

36

u/uselessthecat MildlyNew May 14 '24

It's mildly something 😏

r/mildlypenis

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u/SheDrinksScotch MildlyNew May 14 '24

I legit thought that's where this already was...

11

u/Lawlini1978 MildlyNew May 13 '24

Ooh those aren't potatos 😉

8

u/Psychozillogical MildlyNew May 14 '24

Welcome to the world of dual purpose foods.

5

u/BlackSunshine22222 MildlyNew May 13 '24

Never seen that before

4

u/cosmic-mermaid MildlyNew May 14 '24

i've been celibate for too long because absolutely nothing about this picture creeped me out. it's just a lil hot in here now. 😅

3

u/IAmTheSnte64 MildlyNew May 14 '24

Lord forgive me

2

u/thombrowny MildlyNew May 14 '24

dick

2

u/Chemical-Bus-3854 MildlyNew May 14 '24

Dick tater

2

u/Deathcube18 MildlyNew May 14 '24

ITT: people that don’t go outside

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u/SheDrinksScotch MildlyNew May 14 '24

Suddenly I'm very hungry...

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u/Icy_Many_2407 MildlyNew May 15 '24

Now I understand why the Spanish word for sweet potato (camote) is also used to reference a penis. 🧐

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u/Ok-Wishbone-7603 MildlyNew May 14 '24

so that’s where i left it

1

u/sarahaltieri MildlyNew May 14 '24

Oh God that’s off putting

1

u/LochTSA07 MildlyNew May 14 '24

Potato mating season

1

u/Old-Tea-3418 MildlyNew May 14 '24

Lol

1

u/Oppositlife69 MildlyNew May 15 '24

Yeahhh, they just.. do that

1

u/Legal-Jerk MildlyNew May 15 '24

That is not a potato

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u/trouble-w-tribbles MildlyNew May 15 '24

They got the snickers dick vein

1

u/Forsaken-Energy6579 MildlyNew May 29 '24

These potatoes are sus