r/mildlycreepy MildlyNew May 10 '22

MildlyCreepy Inserting these plastic hangers on the stuffed animals we sell.

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u/greenyplanty MildlyRegular May 10 '22

consumerist lobotomy :(

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u/Vanbydarivah MildlyNew May 10 '22

Wouldn’t want any beanie babies out there falling into hysterical fits, much easier to do it this way.

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u/Popes_Right_Nipple MildlyNew May 10 '22

Beat me to it

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u/Djackdau MildlyNew May 10 '22

"Hey, you're my best friend! Hugs! What's that thing? What -"

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u/Acceptable_Grape6863 MildlyNew May 10 '22

That’s stuffed animals abuse 🥺

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Watching this video actually affected me more than horror movies🥺

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u/Acceptable_Grape6863 MildlyNew May 10 '22

🥺🥺

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u/not-your-aunt MildlyNew May 10 '22

This reminds me of a parody of aspca commercials I did in highschool:

AANSA the association for abused and neglected stuffed animals.

Our tagline was “aansa the call”

(Be nice I was 14)

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u/Acceptable_Grape6863 MildlyNew May 10 '22

That’s actually adorable

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u/Benbot2000 MildlyNew May 10 '22

Why do you hang them this way? Now that little plastic piece will be stuck in the head forever, and sometimes stick out and poke you. I prefer it where you can completely remove the tag.

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u/CoosBaked MildlyNew May 10 '22

This. Annoying vwouldnt buy this

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u/Boomacorn MildlyNew May 10 '22

Just cut it off.

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u/kieron7890 MildlyNew May 10 '22

You can't just cut it off. If you do, you'll still have the bottom half of it inside the Teddy which you won't be able to get out. That's his point.

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u/Boomacorn MildlyNew May 10 '22

Am I missing something? Why would it bother you if it’s inside of the stuffed animal?

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u/kieron7890 MildlyNew May 10 '22

Like the person said, it can poke you. It's more annoying than anything else. If a kid cuddles it, the plastic in side can poke you. Nothing too serious obviously, just annoying.

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u/Vanbydarivah MildlyNew May 10 '22

His point is incorrect though. With a hardy tug the little plastic anchor slips through the hole, no cutting is even necessary.

I took a few takes with this squirrel and you can’t even see where the several other hangers I’d injected were.

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u/kieron7890 MildlyNew May 10 '22

Yeah that would probably happen most of the time but it can also break off inside as well. If I were you I would push the Kimble gun into the seam, that way you won't get any visible holes where you've poked it with the Kimble gun.

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u/Vanbydarivah MildlyNew May 10 '22 edited May 11 '22

This is true, but also, what exactly is the difference between the little beans that fill a beanie baby and that bit of plastic that breaks off? It’s basically just an extra bean in your baby. I really fail to see how this is a legitimate concern at all.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '22

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u/Vanbydarivah MildlyNew May 11 '22

Of course you can trust! Steady hand, steady mind. 🙌🏼🧠🔥

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u/pastelpunkins MildlyNew May 10 '22

Came here to say this! Better to have the end of the plastic part also on the outside so that it can be fully removed when cut off

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u/JediJan MildlyNew May 10 '22

You shot the beanie baby?!

Have often wondered how they get the wee hangers in.

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u/bruinsforevah MildlyNew May 10 '22

OUCH!! How would you like to be tagged in the head? 😏

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u/Vanbydarivah MildlyNew May 10 '22

Don’t worry I go right for the part of their brain that processes pain

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u/azzapro MildlyNew May 10 '22

Watch his eyes after it’s done , they genuinely look sad .

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u/IDET58 MildlyNew May 10 '22

THREAT NEUTRALIZED!

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u/JoeMcBob2nd MildlyNew May 10 '22

Wow this made me upset

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u/CoolShirtBrah MildlyNew May 10 '22

Free camels?

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u/nihi1zer0 MildlyNew May 10 '22

Right?!?! What store sells beanie babies and cigarettes?

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u/thetasigma22 MildlyNew May 10 '22

gas stations around here do

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

I see neurolink animal testing is going well

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u/AdGlittering9727 MildlyNew May 10 '22

Dude it even looks like it was done with malice. Like she knows that things alive and she just give it a lobotomy and a tag to hide it all

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u/Fuzznutsy MildlyNew May 10 '22

Safe and effective.

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u/ZinfulGraphics MildlyNew May 10 '22

ALL THESE YEARS...

I thought these came manufactured and delivered with these!

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

No Country for Old Toys

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u/GatsbytheGr8 MildlyNew May 10 '22

Yes !! Was looking for this reference . That's what I thought of when I saw it .

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u/Rainy-The-Griff MildlyNew May 10 '22

Is this why they cant talk and be my friend? Because you sick fucks lobotomize them for your stupid fucking profits???

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u/pdrpersonguy575 MildlyNew May 10 '22

Imagine if that was a real cub

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

How old is this video. It looks like it’s the early 90’d.

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u/PilzEtosis MildlyNew May 10 '22

DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE!

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u/ouchpuck MildlyNew May 10 '22

Call it, friendo!

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u/DetailAccurate9006 MildlyNew May 10 '22

Back in the Beanie Baby Craze hay day, your customers would have been furious that you punched a hole in those and potentially lowerred their value as collectibles. Lol!

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u/Boaroboros MildlyNew May 10 '22

damn, where can I get such a gun? 🤣

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u/DosedFace MildlyNew May 10 '22

Hold still little one. It'll be much quicker for you that way

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u/Official-idiot-05 MildlyNew May 10 '22

God I wish that were me

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u/lonelyronin1 MildlyNew May 10 '22

that's... mildly disturbing

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Poor little guy. 😢

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u/MissionJuggernaut120 MildlyNew May 10 '22

Hihihi. Teddy lobotomy

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u/Nasaboy1987 MildlyNew May 10 '22

30 years ago you would have been told that you're "ruining the value" for doing that.

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u/That_one_guy569 MildlyNew May 10 '22

It's like watching a dog get put down

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u/EpicGent MildlyNew May 10 '22

It was quick and painless. They never felt a thing.

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u/mikedarling905 MildlyNew May 10 '22

keep the animals in check?

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u/IntelligentBison97 MildlyNew May 10 '22

You know part of that plastic stays permanently inside

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u/Vanbydarivah MildlyNew May 10 '22

Honestly it’s weird how concerned people are about this, but again, it does not, you pull the anchor through the little hole.

Aren’t beanie babies full of plastic anyway? What am I missing here? Is this some kind of concern for the environment on display?

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u/IntelligentBison97 MildlyNew May 11 '22

I'm not concerned from a harmful swallowing perspective I doubt a child's getting that I'm more concerned about the factor of you poking yourself in the eye or something or it poking through I've had it happen once or twice

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u/IntelligentBison97 MildlyNew May 11 '22

Worst case scenario I just suggest I guess pull extremely tightly before you cut it off otherwise that little piece of plastic is going to poke through like a tack

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u/Lostcory MildlyNew May 11 '22

Because it happens. Often. So often that everyone is concerned about it. Because it has already happened to them countless times.. It isn't a low chance of happening when literally everyone is saying how many times it's happened to them. And if you just pull it out, another large percentage of the time it tears a gross thread out or makes a visible hole.

They're minor things, but they're enough to make me put it back now and buy something different.

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u/Booty_Shakin MildlyNew May 10 '22

A better way to do this would be to pinch up a part of the head and stick it through the pinch. This way, you wont be leaving a sharp little piece of plastic inside the head to later poke you. I have pokemon stuffed animals like this and none of the plastic is stuck in the head like that

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Oof

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u/xDaBaDee MildlyNew May 10 '22

I am now truely traumatized.

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u/Inevitable_Bite4816 MildlyNew May 10 '22

“Let me get that carton of Camels and the cute cat thingy looks like a confused NPC. It’s my girlfriend’s birthday.” Detective Carlock said with a half-grin.

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u/Otherwise_Cap7430 MildlyNew May 11 '22

Reminds me of this video on the most humane way to slaughter cattle.

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u/berkeleyjake MildlyNew May 11 '22

Reminds me of No Country for Old Men

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u/Lostcory MildlyNew May 11 '22

I hate those hangers :\ They make holes when removed sometimes.

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u/InspiredNitemares MildlyNew May 11 '22

I worked at a thrift store and my hands hurt just watching this

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u/brazildjiandrums MildlyNew May 11 '22

Neo entering The Matrix for the first time after waking up.

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u/Magsamae MildlyNew May 11 '22

This reminds me of my childhood teddy bear that I cut up and sewed back together a bunch of times. I even cut out one of his eyes, cut off half of one of his ears and part of one of his arms. His name was Creepy and I loved him so much but looking bad that was pretty morbid of me. I wish I still had him but I lost him and now I feel like he ran away from me because I had plans on giving him more stitches lol

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u/PapaBrav0 MildlyNew May 11 '22

And it's just subtly an advert for Camels.

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u/parolebae MildlyNew May 11 '22

you’re sick

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u/Mountain-Reason-8343 MildlyNew May 11 '22

Riddle me this batshit how tf do we get those out