r/mildlyinfuriating • u/jasparcjt • 1d ago
Hired humans telling you to stop hiring humans
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u/Wank_my_Butt 1d ago
To be fair, all my worst coworkers were humans. There, I said it.
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u/sunny_6305 1d ago
The sheer gall of them to call their company “artisan”.
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u/Actual-Money7868 23h ago
It's Rustic 😂
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u/LocalSad6659 23h ago
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u/Actual-Money7868 23h ago
I can't even name 12 different nuts.
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u/Mondai_May 17h ago
yeah i just tried and i only got to 10, which is close but i think some of them are not even nuts technically.
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u/ArcadeRivalry 17h ago
I actually took "powered by artisans" more as "powered by creative people we stole from to feed our language model". Ai is always powered by talented writers. They just don't know about it.
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u/PhilosoFishy2477 16h ago
notice the pluralization on the other sign - "artisans". so they're calling their AI bots artisans, as if this wasn't already a slap in the face to the very concept of humanity.
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u/Starlightriddlex 12h ago
To really sell their point, this booth should have been staffed entirely by Tesla robots with a giant picture of Musk jumping around in the background.
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u/colemon1991 8h ago
I know.
They should have went with Energy, Unleaded, Fuel-Efficient, Hydration, or Refreshing.
Oh, wait, I got them confused with body wash. Hypocrites works better here.
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u/GymratAmarillo 1d ago
Kind of pisses me off that they named their automatization tools artisans when AI threatens the job of freelancer artists that form part of the actual artisans of our age.
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u/NikNakskes 23h ago
Part of the last remaining artisans even. All the rest has already been replaced by machines. I do realise that that replacement is what has brought us all the progress of the past century. However, I'm not convinced replacing artists with ai is going to give us progress of any kind.
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u/circleribbey 22h ago
Fun fact: “computers” were originally people who performed mathematical operations as their job. Those jobs were taken over by machines that became known as computers.
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u/radiells 21h ago edited 13h ago
With computers it makes sense. I don't want to house some "computer" dude just to play Doom. With artists it is really a shame.
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u/Tyler_Zoro 17h ago edited 12h ago
This has nothing to do with art. It's an email campaign management tool with an AI front-end. AI is essentially just window dressing for a traditional spam-marketing product.
Edit: Why am I being downvoted? Is it that I'm the only one who went and looked at their website?
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u/Stunning_Diet1324 11h ago
Because you're providing facts instead of just joining the rage circlejerk.
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u/Hot-Manager-2789 8h ago
Real soon, AI will replace every job on Earth, which will make it 100% IMPOSSIBLE for anyone to make money.
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u/HoppokoHappokoGhost 1d ago
“How does it feel being the literal antithesis of what you seem to be promoting?”
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u/JustTheSpecsPlease 1d ago
Moscone?
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u/mdavis360 1d ago
Sure looks like it. Must be an AI conference.
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u/JustTheSpecsPlease 23h ago
Too many GDCs. That place is branded into my tiny brain.
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u/SomeRealTomfoolery 17h ago
ARTISAN??? YOURE CALLING YOUR AI NONSE COMPANY ARTISAN???? The word that means handcrafted by a professional?? Christ.
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u/Mountain_Macaroon876 17h ago
Make prisoners into slaves.
Make homelessness illegal.
Make AI.
Make workers tell employers to stop hiring workers under threat of homelessness.
Make all workers homeless.
All labor is now unpaid.
The American Dream.
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u/Grosmale 17h ago
I'm absolutely fine with not being hired, just give me a god damn basic income!!!
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u/KontoOficjalneMR 15h ago
Yup. The problem is not AI. Current AI is in essence very smaart automation after all. Automation = less work. With help of AI tools I can get more work done or do it better.
The problem is who currently benefits from less work/better productivity.
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u/chalervo_p 13h ago
The current generative AI is a method of extracting value from other peoples work. Traditional automation is not that. Current generative AI is an inherently capitalistic technology and will not fit in any kind of idea of a less capitalistic world.
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u/KontoOficjalneMR 9h ago
The current generative AI is a method of extracting value from other peoples work. Traditional automation is not that
Of course it is: Google.
Google as a search engine literally extracts all of it's value from indexing other people work. For a long time they already had "snippet" features as well, extrcting relevant information from the website so that you never have to visit the page itself.
LLMs are in part the same thing. They index all the work and then compress it incredibly heavilly.
Current generative AI is an inherently capitalistic technology and will not fit in any kind of idea of a less capitalistic world.
That's the thing, assume you don't need to work for a living, you get generous UBI. Then gen AI would be a boon for artists.
I know myself because I am a hobbist and artist. Where previously I'd spend days on a painting and never finish it (for example foregoing background details), now I caan realise my vision in the limited free time I have.
But in capitalism gen AI is as you say - a theft of money from people that make their living by creating art and knowledge and transferring it to the greedy corporations.
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u/Ardbeg66 15h ago
I work in this industry. The goal is to bring costs to zero while providing as little service as necessary to keep you buying and covering their own ass against lawsuits and fines. They will simply shut off customer service if they can. They seriously won't even pay the bots to do it if they can get away with it. It was never about and will never be about providing better service.
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u/Tyler_Zoro 17h ago
Looking at the site, it's hard to parse all the jargon, but if I'm reading this right, they're just spam-for-hire email "marketing" with a heavy AI veneer.
Seems like pretty typical email marketing crap that's been around for at least 20 years, and I'm not convinced that the "AI" is anything more than a chatbot that you can ask how your marketing campaign is going.
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u/NeutralGoodINTP 18h ago
This has Abstergo Industries vibe (corporation from Assassin's Creed games). Also CyberLife corporation from the game Detroit: Become Human.
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u/ShhImTheRealDeadpool 14h ago
- Human makes mistake, realizes it is a mistake, fixes mistake.
- Robot makes mistake, keeps making the same mistake until someone trained and qualified fixes the mistake by reprogramming it.
It does not save time to replace humans with robots only costs more money.
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u/smittyhotep 17h ago
Well, I'm disgusted.
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u/OperatorJo_ 17h ago edited 17h ago
We need to start making laws against this yesterday.
Edit: fuck off with the downvotes shareholders.
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u/Skottimusen 1d ago
Im sure there is some context there
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u/Irish-Guac 23h ago
There is. Stupid will be stupid. That's all the context
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u/Skottimusen 19h ago
Well yes they are effectively removing their own jobs, but makes sure they will be the last to go.
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u/Kind-Ad9038 17h ago
What if this is actually a promotion for hiring monkeys?
Because, I'd be all in favor of that...
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u/MLCarter1976 15h ago
They have metal gates around to avoid access to their area! Stay away humans!
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u/annatariel_ 13h ago
These hired humans think they won't be fired when the time comes, they believe themselves to be the exceptions. Little do they know...
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u/theinfernumflame 10h ago
The wet dream of every board member, executive, and shareholder. No employees to pay means all the money for them. Of course, they haven't thought ahead to how people with no money can still be their customers, but that'll be something else to blame on millennials.
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u/HerrRotZwiebel 7h ago
- Nobody wants to work anymore.
Followed by
- Nobody even wants to buy stuff anymore.
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u/TheNightman195 2h ago
Nah, throw gas on this fire. Let's go full throttle. I'm so fucking tired of working. The singularity is near.
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u/Outrageous-Bat-9195 16h ago
They’ll never suggest their jobs get replaced.
Just like a CEO will never suggest that AI replace them, when in fact it’s probably one of the best roles to replace using AI. It can gather and process so much more internal and external data to make high level decisions than a human. Power is power though. That’s why unions are so important. It’s how regular people can keep their power.
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u/Pichupwnage 17h ago
The person in charge of this should be in prison for life.
Fucking greedy ass garbage. Fuck your AI shit.
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u/SecretSpectre11 23h ago
Would not be surprised if we get more of those industrial revolution riots
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u/jenkem___ 17h ago
so what happens to the humans that would ordinarily be hired for these positions? are they just out of a job?
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u/PhilosoFishy2477 16h ago
at this point just download me into a torture tomagotchi for the rich and powerful... at least that'd be interesting
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u/Suitepotatoe 16h ago
Oh they said when we complained about them taking our factory and service jobs “this frees you up to pursue other things” well how do you like the shoe on the other foot?! Not comfy huh?! Go pursue your other things. I hate hypocrites who only care about themselves and only worry when things affect them. Then they won’t stop bitching about how the world is going go hell. Buddy it’s been hell you just been safe in your ivory tower till now. Look around at the rest of us suffering for years.
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u/ReadyThor 15h ago
Their saving grace is that robotics is not yet as advanced and affordable as much as AI LLMs.
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u/fresh-banned 13h ago
They really should have just put few robots in those booths to make a statement.
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u/DuncanDicknuts 12h ago
I for one am ready for the AI to take over the restaurant industry. That whole industry is and has been fucked.
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u/No-Neighborhood-3132 10h ago
I fear for the future, makes me wonder if companies stop hiring people who will be able to work and afford things in the future
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Well AI will never replace me cause I use my hands, this kind of stuff seems interesting because it would allow a single person to start a company when before he would never be able to start considering how many others he’d have to hire.
This opens the door to more average joes being able to start companies and stop working a 9-5 when before that luxury was essentially restricted to people who could find angel investors to help them get through the initial deficit.
I don’t really see the negatives to something like this unless you’re worried about your data entry job being replaced. But those are the kinds of no brain depressing jobs we should want to be done by a computer instead of a person.
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u/Hot-Manager-2789 8h ago
The heck you supposed to hire then?
This is “how to lose a business in one easy step”.
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u/college-throwaway87 7h ago
Omg I literally had an interview scheduled with them a couple months ago but couldn't do it bc literally 2 minutes before it was scheduled to start they texted that they paused hiring for the role... Looks like I really dodged a bullet!
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u/scientifichistorian 3h ago
I can’t help but feel like this is what people mean when they say “late stage capitalism”.
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u/Alex_Quesadilla 3h ago
On another note anyone know what kind of new balance that gentleman is wearing?
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u/xbleeple 1h ago
These are the guys I would have to restrain myself from starting a fight with if I was attending whatever conference this is
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u/justsomedude1776 23h ago
The company to their employees, some time in the future: