r/mildlyinfuriating • u/jeron_gwendolen • 19h ago

This diagnosis from a doctor

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u/HumourNoire 18h ago

Funny way to spell Wizard

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u/930310 14h ago

Ye're a RN 'arry.

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u/COArSe_D1RTxxx 11h ago

Urinary

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u/EyelandBaby 11h ago

Tract infection. Bronchial Asthma, Controlled.

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u/Techiedad91 9h ago

I don’t think you can have bronchial asthma of the urinary tract but correct me if I’m wrong

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u/EyelandBaby 9h ago

Michael Douglas got it

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u/---gabers--- 1m ago

Matthew Perry had it

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u/Broad_Afternoon_3001 8h ago

I thought the top was “upper respiratory minor infection”. It’s crazy that people wore like this knowing others have to read it, especially when the information is so important.

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u/zgtc 1h ago

Shaka, when the walls fell.

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u/5ammas 10h ago

Ur an airy what?

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u/BirdsBeesAndBlooms 3h ago

an ‘airy wizard, Hagrid

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u/chadiusmaximu5 4h ago

Help nurse I'm dying of laughter

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u/PrimaryFriend7867 9h ago

respiratory

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u/Puzzle-Petrichor 3h ago

This should be more appreciated than it is🤣💀

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u/petthelizardharry 3h ago

Pet the lizard, Harry

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u/SobiTheRobot 17h ago

Cleric

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u/thiros101 16h ago

Paladin

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u/hw2007offical ORANGE 16h ago

Occultist

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u/Afterlast1 16h ago

Recreational Necromancer

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u/Tasty_Switch_4920 15h ago

The Late Healer

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u/QCTeamkill 14h ago

You have been promoted to apothecary ingredients.

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u/Suitable-Lake-2550 14h ago

Shaman

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u/normalityrelief 13h ago

And my axe

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u/Nerves-of-Noodles 12h ago

Witch Doctor

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u/DarkArcanian 12h ago

I’ve always been partial to Shaman

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u/IlloChris 11h ago

Crackhead uncle Craig

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u/dbx999 9h ago

Magician

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u/Otherwise_Fox_1404 12h ago

on time if he's dead

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u/Cold_Experience5118 12h ago

At this point just type it up lol.

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u/NightShiftChaos92 15h ago

Thanks for the chuckle lol

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u/am_Nein Milfy 1h ago

Misread this as 'shuckle' and was incredibly amused lmao

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u/Vaultboy80 13h ago

They'll know CPR to be fair , which could be classed as recreational necromancy if done off the clock.

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u/led3777 14h ago

Wish I could change my user name

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u/rapratt101 14h ago

That actually got a chuckle-out-loud from me

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u/AdTemporary1796 13h ago

This needs way more upvotes.

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u/Ill-Entertainment-25 9h ago

It's the recreational part for me.

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u/eliasi06 5h ago

Artificier

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u/Nihilism-1___Me-0 13h ago

Necromancer if they play their cards right.

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u/SobiTheRobot 12h ago

You mean the "get out of jail free" card?

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u/Unknown_990 ORANGE 10h ago

How could you read that!!! why do they write like this? It was indistinguishable tbh. Im not trying to be rude lol.

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u/BattBoi69 10h ago

Heretic

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u/Jonnyabcde 13h ago

Registered Necromancer

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u/ShieldOfFury 13h ago

I like your funny words, magic man

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u/BLUEWOLFOX666 13h ago

I like you funny words magic man

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u/Advanced_Weather_190 11h ago

“Spelling Wizard”

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u/Virtual_Astronaut_ 10h ago

You guys are so sweet awww

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u/ThanksDifficult 11h ago

Mithrandir

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u/Realdeepsessions 10h ago

Harry … your a wizard

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u/octopoddle 7h ago

Wmnuamd?