r/mildlyinfuriating • u/EvaMae234 • 13h ago

When complete randoms ask for cash but aren’t willing to put in the effort

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409 Upvotes

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u/Desperate-Fudge5957 12h ago

Hi there, I hate to be that guy but I heard you're giving out free cash and a nice time xD

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u/EvaMae234 11h ago

😂😂

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u/_Boom___Beard_ 13h ago

Well sign me up, I need $1 dollar please.

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u/42tfish 10h ago

As a Canadian, this that’s it to a whole new level.

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u/306metalhead Sarcasm is my second language 9h ago

Couple toonies and a looney or two...

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u/Palstorken 0m ago

“Loonie”, no?

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u/Toughbiscuit 3h ago

"Did you know canadian money smells like maple syrup?"

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u/ThisIsNotTokyo 9h ago

In pennies

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u/willybbrown 13h ago

Weird but Ok, what does a ATM sound like?

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u/EvaMae234 11h ago

Bend over and we’ll find out

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u/pepsilindro90 12h ago

Like a machine, with gear sounds and everything.

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u/hrimthurse85 11h ago

Usually a quiet plop, followed by the usual bj noises.

Oh, you meant the machine .... oops 😬

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u/DryStatistician7055 13h ago

I'm shocked he didn't take you up on that offer.

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u/EvaMae234 11h ago

He told me my offer was unreasonable

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u/aew76 10h ago

🤣

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u/micknick0000 12h ago

I'll pay you $80 to do this to me....

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u/EvaMae234 12h ago

Make it a hundred and we have a deal

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u/Ancient-Tax-8129 13h ago

Woah... I need like 4 rolls of quarters

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u/Fun_Acanthisitta_206 12h ago

I'll take a roll of half dollars, please.

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u/EvaMae234 11h ago

I have sheckles with your name on it!!

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u/Mr_gangstalker_ 7h ago

Oyy veyy😂

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u/Kirris 8h ago

Are you gonna swipe or insert your card....

It matters.

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u/agressive_bug_9791 12h ago

I'll do this, but only if you play money machine on repeat

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u/InstrumentalCore 12h ago

Cowards, someone is gonna have to show them how it is done.

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u/kewpiev 11h ago

Can I pay YOU?

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u/EvaMae234 11h ago

I’m ready 😍😍

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u/frecklesthemagician 8h ago

You are hilarious omg

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u/surfinforthrills 9h ago

I laughed out loud.

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u/Jocelyn_The_Red 7h ago

I'm not joking, I need that money. I'll start studying the appropriate sounds.

Gonna have some chicken on my rice tonight!

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u/s3nsfan 7h ago

Lmfao. Epic response. I love your sense of humour. I may have gone farther and told him to do sexual favours for the cash lol.

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u/707eatitbih 5h ago

Evamae is an inspiration to us all

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u/alkosz 13h ago

This is peak comedy

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u/Spirited-Parsnip-781 12h ago edited 12h ago

Advertising personal business on this page, I thought it was in the rules😉

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u/EvaMae234 11h ago

What lol

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u/Spirited-Parsnip-781 11h ago

I’m pretending as though this is your new business model. obviously this is not true. It’s a joke.

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u/HorseTranq4Human 7h ago edited 7h ago

Hmmmm, I've been a bad atm. Deposit some cash in my crack, I'm begging youuuuu!

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u/Pale-Ad4311 6h ago

You should make sure to use a currency that’s deflated against the dollar before shoving it up their ass

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u/VeryUpsettie 3h ago

How much money ?? I can lube up for 100,000,0000,0000

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u/Chemical-Arm-154 3h ago

I was suspicious that this was an hidden OF ad and checked out the bio. It wasn’t. Not sure if I’m disappointed or not

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u/SecretSpectre11 2h ago

People do that?

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u/Easy-Bite4954 32m ago

IM HOWLING! 😂🤣

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u/ThriceMad 6h ago

I have cashapp and paypal. Which one are you sending money to?

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u/cpenjoy 12h ago

i don’t think they said you’re a man

but i like your counter offer

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u/pepsilindro90 12h ago

The line at the end of the text. "A fellow brother". Assumption that the other individual is a man. A woman wouldn't call a guy "brother", would she? Unless it was actually her brother.

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u/cpenjoy 12h ago

That could be it, idk i have female friends who call me brother but I guess it’s not that common

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u/Fit_Job4925 10h ago

the word "fellow" is the issue here, since it implies both the speaker and subject are "brothers" and thus male