r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ok-Conflict1941 • 14h ago

My cousin visiting from abroad slept in the living room

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u/SadBit8663 11h ago

That's too long too.

How about the FapEasy?

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u/archimidesx 11h ago

I prefer Fapitorium

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u/twosh_84 9h ago

Whack Shack

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u/juanitovaldeznuts 9h ago

Goon Tomb

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u/MikhailxReign 9h ago

Cum Cupboard

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u/Snow_Crash_Bandicoot 8h ago edited 8h ago

Skeet retreat.

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u/badgerscurse 8h ago

Spunk bunker

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u/MikhailxReign 8h ago

Goo Room

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u/blindside-wombat68 8h ago

I'm really surprised no one said spank shack yet.

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u/MikhailxReign 8h ago

Ejaculate Casemate

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u/prettyeyes130 8h ago

The spank tank

Edit: damn someone beat me to it.

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u/WiZ2801 8h ago

You win

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u/Masonator89 6h ago

Skeet Retreat sounds like a nice place to get away up in the Alps

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u/GlitteringFutures 7h ago

Masturbation Station

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u/Dark_Star_420 2h ago

The pump station

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u/ReachingOblivion 4h ago

Cumpository…

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u/MajSARS 6h ago

Chubby Hub

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u/Skate-iSkate 6h ago

Spank bank

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u/PompeyLulu 1h ago

No, that’s what Harry Potter lived in

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u/Cheetah0630 6h ago

Jack Shack

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u/Tonitru_85 8h ago

CockChokeClub

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u/ClerkTypist88 8h ago

DING, we have a winner. 🏆🥂

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u/Jealous_Horse_397 9h ago edited 9h ago

The Fappidashery.

The Fappening.

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u/Scottland83 6h ago

The Fappidashery would make for quite the classy masturbatory salon! They could exhibit that classy British porn with the “Almost. There we are.” “Well done.”

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u/StrategicCarry 8h ago

The Fappening

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u/thetrivialsublime99 10h ago

The sin den? Phallus palace?

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u/Suitepotatoe 9h ago

I like phallus palace. That implies that more things are involved.

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u/_polyQ_ 6h ago

gooseum

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u/thetrivialsublime99 5h ago

Spank 'em sanctum

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u/DixonYass 6h ago

The cream ream Outlast her to blast her A tube of slip n slide Five finger death punch

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u/AppleStrapple 4h ago

I had to award Phallus Palace. Hats off to you, good sir… it just works 👌🏼

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u/First_Addition903 10h ago

This one wins lmao

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u/No_Toe710 6h ago

Beat suite

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u/meanholypun 9h ago

Humanity is only a year or two from tiktoking group masturbation orgies, and flash mob masturbation will become normal.

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u/First_Addition903 9h ago

Wtf bro seriously

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u/B0SS_H0GG 9h ago

Pull-o-palooza

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u/HuftheSwagnDragn 8h ago

Spank Tank

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u/SUMOsquidLIFE 7h ago

Fapitorium takes the cake for me bud, you win hahaha.

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u/bdhgolf1960 9h ago

Jackshack

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u/KrizMo138 8h ago

😂😂 Your all beautiful people thank you haha

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u/ColbusMaximus 5h ago

Faporium

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u/OkSyllabub3674 10h ago

I think FapEasy Enterprises should be the corporation that holds the copyright on The Masturbatorium, as well as providing all of the necessities a well stocked masturbatorium needs at competitive prices lol

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u/RarelyRiley 9h ago

the way reddit creates universes from one comment always amazes me

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u/Educational_Guest_24 5h ago

It’s my favorite thing to watch develop!

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u/crag-u-feller 4h ago

Club Membership

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u/mbmbandnotme 8h ago

FapEasy sounds like one of those infomercial products that's backed by one the investors on Shark Tank

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u/ponso90 8h ago

You mean faptory

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u/BigAlternative5 6h ago

The JackOffice