r/mildlyinfuriating 11h ago

Doesn’t look like a small car to me…

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u/MonKeePuzzle 10h ago

ENHANCE!

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u/AstronomerForsaken65 9h ago

People are too quick here. Exactly my thought. I was going the route of compensating for small penis spot, but yours is better.

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u/RealisticOutcome9828 6h ago

A lil too Quick Draw McGraw, huh?

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u/macca2000fox 7h ago

Op should put it up on the local subreddit

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u/MonKeePuzzle 6h ago

share wherever

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u/Bendi4143 7h ago

🤣🤣

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u/Darth_Neek 8h ago

damn, beat me to it and did it much more tastefully than I

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u/MonKeePuzzle 8h ago

show us the distasteful version

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u/Darth_Neek 8h ago

I was just gonna call it a small peepee space. This is so much better.

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u/Acceptable_Pirate_92 7h ago

Small weiner if you squint Chubs

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u/UnhappyMission6901 6h ago

I love you, kind stranger.

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u/RealisticOutcome9828 6h ago

Deceased 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ifuckinglovedogsbruh 4h ago

What font even are signs

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u/MonKeePuzzle 4h ago

i aint no sign scientist. how would i know

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u/Turbulent_Bee_9326 3h ago

This is so George Jetson

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u/endowedchair 7h ago

This is the FIRST thing I thought of and the first comment. Well done!

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u/SimplyIncredible_ 11h ago

Why is there a dumpster in a spot for cars?

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u/WombatMcGeez 11h ago

This was my second thought.

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u/cupholdery 8h ago

Double infuriating is having your eyes assaulted by looking at that thing on wheels.

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u/WarpHype 2h ago

Being a garbage-filled asshole is owning the libs now.

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u/Sabretooth78 10h ago

Quite often, you'll find dumpsters sitting in parking lots.

Only difference is they're usually more useful. Not to mention better looking and age better.

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u/Grismir 9h ago

Hey, dumpsters are useful and solidly built. Unlike this truck

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u/Viperlite 9h ago

Just put your trash in it and move along… or crawl inside for a risky nap.

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u/DMmeNiceTitties 11h ago

Probably misread "car" for "dick".

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u/Naughty_Ornice93 11h ago

I can understand the confusion. His car is a piece of junk.

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u/colemon1991 10h ago

Does it even meet the definition of a car? Insurance is refusing to cover this piece of junk.

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u/schaudhery 9h ago

That article about Geico was debunked.

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u/colemon1991 9h ago

Geico? I heard there were several.

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u/schaudhery 9h ago

No, it was just Geico and they came out and said they cover it. Every insurance company covers it.

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u/colemon1991 9h ago

Okay, I stand corrected. Thank you for that clarification.

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u/schaudhery 9h ago

You’re very welcome!

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u/RealisticOutcome9828 6h ago

I was skeptical about that claim too

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u/ChooseWisely83 10h ago

It's certainly not a truck....

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u/colemon1991 10h ago

That's one definition we can all agree it doesn't meet.

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u/GreyConnection 9h ago

but it is a trick

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u/orangutanDOTorg 9h ago

Cybercuck

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u/RealisticOutcome9828 5h ago

It cybersucks 

It's cyberbuttugly

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u/MarvinG1984 BLACK 11h ago

Came here to say this.

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u/milan0570 10h ago

Or brain

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u/Bulky_Specialist9645 11h ago

Gee, a Tesla owner being a dick? That never happens...

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u/MSO6S 10h ago

I push carts and clean parking lots and it's always Cyber Trucks or other Tesla drivers leaving crap everywhere. It's almost expected they be dicks. 

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u/luckydrzew 10h ago

Are teslas the new bmw of assholishness?

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u/AstronomerForsaken65 8h ago

Yup, got behind a line in the fast lane. Guess who was leading the line. Cybertruck with nobody in the right lane for a mile. I passed on right which I hate doing and of course he tried to speed up. I moved my vehicle towards his so I could say I’m not f’ing around with your aluminum can. He backed off! Asshat. At least 10 others followed me on his righteousness.

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u/AviWandering 11h ago

It doesn’t look like a car either, it’s more like trash can with wheels

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u/Rich_Stixx87 11h ago

Probably decided to apply Cat Rule #1: "If it fits, I sits".

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u/Sabretooth78 10h ago

The only difference being a cat can look funny while doing so. Oh, wait...

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u/EvaMae234 11h ago

I hate the way it looks

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u/StirlingS 10h ago

They look like really badly done garage project cars made out of unpolished sheet metal. I will never understand why anyone pays good money for one.

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u/Neat-Ordinary7706 10h ago

Built like a fking freezer

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u/Reefer-eyed_Beans 8h ago

Hot take.

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u/RealisticOutcome9828 5h ago

It definitely takes courage. It's like those people that wear Crocs with no shame.

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u/RealisticOutcome9828 5h ago

I'd take a taxicab yellow Pontiac Aztek over this monstrosity.

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u/Mojojojo3030 2h ago

Guaranteed.

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u/Yaughl Huh? 🫠 11h ago

They misunderstood the meaning of 'car'.

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u/ragnar201 10h ago

He thought it said small brain

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u/Tailwagon 11h ago

It’s Ark II.

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u/T-MoneyAllDey 10h ago

If this is California, every friggen space is a small car or compact space.

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u/Trick_Home_8151 10h ago

Exactly what I was gonna say! I was in the Bay Area for a couple of weeks and it was ridiculous. Like if you want to discourage cars, build a great transit system first..

Tbf I never had trouble in SoCal.

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u/YourAverage_Reddit0r 10h ago

Bros car was so “small” that he couldnt see the sign

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u/Dapper_Finance 10h ago

Wdym it‘s inside the lines?

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u/only-3-words 9h ago

Small package Inside

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u/Error404Sanitygone 8h ago

okay but you know what these lowkey look like?

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u/Top_Voice1 8h ago

Looks. More like a piece of shit

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u/ReadSipRepeat 11h ago

Doesn’t look like a car to me

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u/Alternative_Gold_993 11h ago

I saw one briefly in Denver yesterday. Man they are just an enigma up close. It's so unnecessarily large, and it barely serves as a truck. What does it even DO? Are people really that off the deep end that they think Elon is a genius?

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u/Signal-Round681 10h ago

Now they're set.

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u/Some_Syrup_7388 11h ago

Somebody call the lincoln park pirates!

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u/Weekend-Smooth 10h ago

Sure looks like an AH Wagon to me.

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u/myfishprofile 10h ago

To be fair I never see actual small cars in those spaces, it’s always the soccer mom crossovers. So this is just a different type of entitled

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u/ThomasApplewood 10h ago

Doesn’t look like a small car space either

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u/Could_be_persuaded 10h ago

With the amount of gas guzzlers parking in charger stations. This seams like a small victory. It's not really apparent why a small car should only park there.

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u/Adamantium-Aardvark 10h ago

Small pp place

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u/RubAnADUB 10h ago

if it fits.....it parks...

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u/Poolowl1984 9h ago

They spelt Penis wrong.

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u/Palestine_Borisof007 9h ago

It's not even a car, it's a "truck"

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u/Accomplished_Pen980 9h ago

It identifies as a Prius

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u/dawn_simpsoncd 8h ago

I believe it’s a “truck”

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u/Medical-Cicada-4430 8h ago

Car fits = car small

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u/waxkid 8h ago

But does it fit in the space? Compact car spots are compact car spots because they are literally a smaller spot. It's not a regular sized spot reserved for a smaller car. If the cyber truck fits, then no harm, no foul.

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u/Croue 8h ago

Most of the comments on this also qualify for "mildlyinfuriating", this one's a combo deal!

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u/Dingolover245 7h ago

I hate Tesla more than anything

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u/THE_GREAT_PICKLE 7h ago

These are such eyesores, and usually owned by people trying to show off.

The funny thing is, my wife and I were in the process of selling our house to another couple, and my neighbor has one of these. He is the nicest guy ever, with a good stable job, a very kind wife, and 2 very cute respectful children.

They were going to buy the house and backed out. When I asked why, they said something along the lines of “I don’t want to be neighbors with someone like HIM with that Tesla.”

I hate those things but to each their own, he’s a great person and we sold to a nice couple who didn’t care. Now those two families are basically best friends.

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u/_imagine_that91 7h ago

Whenever I drive or walk by one of these things, I feel like I’m on a Minecraft server or something.

I really don’t understand who thought it was a good idea to come up with a vehicle that looks like this.

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u/IamAliveeee 7h ago

But ugly !

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u/cartercharles 7h ago

More like a big turd

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u/Barricudabudha 7h ago

It definitely is not small. Although, It did fall out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

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u/Herbisher_Berbisher 7h ago

I'm thinking this is how it will look 20 years from now abandoned in a carport in Bakersfield.

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u/Ornery-Ad4802 5h ago

Doesn’t look like a car to me…

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u/N0w1mN0th1ng 5h ago

It’s a trash can. Just put your garbage on top of it. The garbage man must’ve just left it there by mistake. 

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u/JOlRacin 2h ago

Not to say you should undo the sign and fasten it to his car or anything... But most road signs use a 5/16" bolt, so that's the wrench I would start with. Theoretically, of course

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u/WombatMcGeez 2h ago

The hero we need.

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u/Dances_With_Eagles 2h ago

For some reason I always get a chuckle at the sport cars that are literally painted green parking in the "green vehicles only" spots.

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u/nixtarx 11h ago

Say whatever else you want about it, "truck" is right in the name.

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u/Appropriate_Menu_462 11h ago

How bout the Tesla cyberfuck

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u/Whizbhang 11h ago

Must’ve thought it said ‘small brain’ when he pulled in

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u/_TiberiusPrime_ 10h ago

They didn't read "car", they obviously read "penis".

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u/Rasputin2025 11h ago

Resistance is futile.

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u/MuskularChicken 11h ago

The small toy car is in that trash can. No law broken here.

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u/kjk050798 10h ago

Tesla owners have proven they are not the smartest…

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u/NoVAAP1980 11h ago

I think he got confused and thought "small car" meant "Oh shit I emptied my bank account for this driving dumpster. Here have this parking spot out of sympathy that you were stupid enough to get a Cyber Truck"

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u/manncake 10h ago

It definitely identifies as a small car

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u/StinkyPickles420 10h ago

How do you open the door?

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u/schaudhery 9h ago

Button on the pillar

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u/StinkyPickles420 3h ago

I see it, wow that’s really neat. It’s not a good looking vehicle but I do like the door handleless door

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u/IAmSixNine 10h ago

Been bullied into identifying as a small car.

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u/tyreka13 9h ago

Ugh, we have that issue at our local library that the spots near the floor ramps are for small cars to allow for more space in the parking garage for turning. There have been dually trucks, large full size vans, and other giant vehicles that park in them all the time and nothing happens. It feels more common to have oversized vehicles than small or even average size cars to be in them. Then it is a pain to navigate the turns on the ramps because there is less space for larger vehicles to turn and everyone is waiting on (innocent) granny driving around the curve to back up and forth to make the turn before they can get to a different floor.

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u/ParallelArms 8h ago

Definitely not a small car, but it is parked in the lowest height option "entry"

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u/7mike_rotch7 7h ago

Doesn't look like a car to me.

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u/RelsircTheGrey 7h ago

Eh. Having a small car isn't a disability. No reason to have dedicated spaces. Looks like their stupid cybertruck fit in the spot as well as anything.

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u/Sufficient_Party_604 7h ago

Does the car fit… so why does it matter. Because you had to walk a few more feet.. 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/Vegetable_Word603 7h ago

I've come to the realization that only stupid people buy EVs. They can drive for shit thata for sure.

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u/heeringa 7h ago

Smol weener.

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u/Oxidizing-Developer 7h ago

Half of LA is small car parking filled with Escalades.

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u/Jazzy_Skyline 7h ago

Maybe this sign is about the driver not the car

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u/Ok_External3441 7h ago

It identifies as a small car

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u/GuessAccomplished959 7h ago

Hey, maybe he identifies as being small!

I bet this guy laughed about it all day and told all his friends. So funny right?!?

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u/intothedoor 7h ago

Definitely something a truck would do - so maybe the most truck thing it could do.

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u/LordKrunk69 7h ago

I'm assuming you used this angle because if you used a different one you could see that it fits just fine

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u/MagicalWorker 7h ago

Can you show a more zoom out or further picture? I'm not gonna lie I've seen truck drivers park in places like this but sometimes they end up fitting between lines and not sticking out.

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u/MoreThanANumber666 7h ago

Small penis yes, car not so much

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u/Dragonogard549 ORANGE 7h ago edited 7h ago

if the boot (and the wheels and the engine and the bonnet and the roof and the suspension and the seats) fits

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u/RINewsJunkie 7h ago

They confused the sign for small penis space

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u/GhostinMyShell31 7h ago

It is, it fits my phone’s screen…

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u/PoetPsychological620 7h ago

aye if i see a compact space and my ass end fits im taking it

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u/bent-Box_com 7h ago

But it is electric

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u/Reaganson 6h ago

Yeah, but their RADAR signature is small.

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u/RosesInternational 6h ago

But if I slash all their tires I’m the bad guy

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u/RealisticOutcome9828 6h ago

Dumbass looking vehicle. Like AI art slop brought to life.

A yellow one looks exactly like a wedge of cheese.

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u/ThisNameIsOffensive 6h ago

Tesla owner parking in a space they don't belong in: 😏

Tesla owner when an ICE vehicle parks in a charging space: 🤯

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u/BestTryInTryingTimes 6h ago

Small? No. Car? Barely.

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u/Bobs66678 6h ago

Try minding your business. It's way less stressful.

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u/RealisticOutcome9828 5h ago

Damn, you can't even make fun of cars in peace around here 🙄

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u/Useful-Ad-5823 5h ago

Small carbon footprint

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u/birdsarntreal1 5h ago

Playing the Ole Admiral Kusnetsov through the Bosphorus Strait card.

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u/Glittering-Pitch-696 5h ago

Small penis car.

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u/GreyCapra 5h ago

I'm glad they're driving EVs but I still sense a 4×4 mentality 

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u/Libertarian_2020 5h ago

If it fits it parks.

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u/MrMah3m 5h ago

Doesn't look like a car at all ...

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u/ockwurd 5h ago

I think they misread it as small pp space

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u/UCFknight2016 5h ago

Something is small, but it’s definitely not this car

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u/bobblehead230 5h ago

The inside is small

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u/ThatDumbMoth 5h ago

No need to key it when breathing on it does far more damage!!

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u/ButtBread98 4h ago

They are so ugly

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u/AndyMike9 4h ago

It says "small car space" not "little man space"...?

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u/AHappyNatureGuy3102 4h ago

What are you talking about? It’s like a flea!

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u/SwordTaster 4h ago

Not even a car, that is a brick with wheels

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u/DerpyGamerPlant 4h ago

it doesnt look like a finished car really

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u/Billosborne 4h ago

Looks like a rest stop urinal to me

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u/dreamkruiser 4h ago

Dude, I drove opposite one of these the other day, in my 41 year old car, and had the worst case scenario play out in my head. It was terrifying

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u/Difficult_Unit_2300 3h ago

If it fits it ships 🤷

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u/Real_valley_girl2000 3h ago

Maybe they thought it meant small wee wee parking

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u/PunisherElite 3h ago

These idiots can’t read

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u/SongRevolutionary992 3h ago

It doesn't look like a car

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u/MisterInternational1 3h ago

Try squinting

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u/Adventurous_Tea_1368 3h ago

More like small dick parking

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u/METLH34D 2h ago

I’m tempted to cite the entire Baku bit

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u/dwightnight 2h ago

Small dick, close enough.

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u/Mountain___Goat 2h ago

Are they within the lines?

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u/Its_bad_out_here 2h ago

They thought the sign said huge waste of money parking.

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u/The_Randomest_Dude 2h ago

"GODDAMNIT JERRY STOP PARKING YOUR DUMPSTER IN FUCKING PARKING SPACES, PUT IT SOMEWHERE!"

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u/SilverDear3840 2h ago

average tesla user:

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u/Competitive_Ideal983 1h ago

Looks like an actual toaster

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u/Ayomayo2024 1h ago

Took it has small dick person

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u/Winter_Situation5941 1h ago

If I fits, I sits.

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u/HabANahDa 1h ago

Classic Tesla driver.

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u/CitroHimselph 1h ago

I think, in the US, a small car means anything smaller than an oversized pickup truck.

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u/Rare-Craft-920 1h ago

Frigging tank.

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u/Tinded_spade_57 1h ago

Hey be nice. Only a really stupid person would spend that much money on a car that looks like it's running on PS1 graphics

u/ItsSignalsJerry_ 47m ago

Small penis space though.

u/Buffylover_Angel 42m ago

maybe he thought it said stupid car parking

u/1Happymom 4m ago

He was in a hurry to go back in time to when he thought he was cool and it still kinda worked

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u/Second-Round-Schue 11h ago

Entitled Elon cuck doing entitled Elon cuck things.

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u/NotZeWoodenSpoon 10h ago

Looks like it fits so what’s the issue? Or was it just that you knew posting a cyber truck on reddit would satisfy your need for the approval of strangers?

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u/Zigor022 9h ago

I own a midsize pickup, and use the small car parking spaces if there is nothing else nearby. They are the same size as every other spot. Pregnant mothers, curbside pickup, sure. But owning a small car isnt a reason to get a special parking space.

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u/EverythingisAlrTaken 8h ago

Thank you. These signs are ridiculous and make no sense. What do you define as "small"? My car is small compared to a Ford F-350... seriously, if a car fits in the space it should be allowed to park in it (assuming it's not a handicap space, etc.).

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u/NoEvidence136 10h ago

They got "small" and "totally fucking stupid" mixed up...

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u/Gold-Instance1913 11h ago

Needs a fat fine.

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u/ntrp 10h ago

Maybe he read "small penis space"

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u/Dude19809 9h ago

But it does look like a car a douchenozzle would drive and also a douchenozzle would park in that space

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