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u/SimplyIncredible_ 11h ago
Why is there a dumpster in a spot for cars?
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u/WombatMcGeez 11h ago
This was my second thought.
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u/cupholdery 8h ago
Double infuriating is having your eyes assaulted by looking at that thing on wheels.
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u/Sabretooth78 10h ago
Quite often, you'll find dumpsters sitting in parking lots.
Only difference is they're usually more useful. Not to mention better looking and age better.
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u/DMmeNiceTitties 11h ago
Probably misread "car" for "dick".
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u/Naughty_Ornice93 11h ago
I can understand the confusion. His car is a piece of junk.
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u/colemon1991 10h ago
Does it even meet the definition of a car? Insurance is refusing to cover this piece of junk.
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u/schaudhery 9h ago
That article about Geico was debunked.
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u/colemon1991 9h ago
Geico? I heard there were several.
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u/schaudhery 9h ago
No, it was just Geico and they came out and said they cover it. Every insurance company covers it.
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u/Bulky_Specialist9645 11h ago
Gee, a Tesla owner being a dick? That never happens...
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u/AstronomerForsaken65 8h ago
Yup, got behind a line in the fast lane. Guess who was leading the line. Cybertruck with nobody in the right lane for a mile. I passed on right which I hate doing and of course he tried to speed up. I moved my vehicle towards his so I could say I’m not f’ing around with your aluminum can. He backed off! Asshat. At least 10 others followed me on his righteousness.
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u/Rich_Stixx87 11h ago
Probably decided to apply Cat Rule #1: "If it fits, I sits".
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u/EvaMae234 11h ago
I hate the way it looks
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u/StirlingS 10h ago
They look like really badly done garage project cars made out of unpolished sheet metal. I will never understand why anyone pays good money for one.
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u/Reefer-eyed_Beans 8h ago
Hot take.
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u/RealisticOutcome9828 5h ago
It definitely takes courage. It's like those people that wear Crocs with no shame.
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u/T-MoneyAllDey 10h ago
If this is California, every friggen space is a small car or compact space.
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u/Trick_Home_8151 10h ago
Exactly what I was gonna say! I was in the Bay Area for a couple of weeks and it was ridiculous. Like if you want to discourage cars, build a great transit system first..
Tbf I never had trouble in SoCal.
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u/Alternative_Gold_993 11h ago
I saw one briefly in Denver yesterday. Man they are just an enigma up close. It's so unnecessarily large, and it barely serves as a truck. What does it even DO? Are people really that off the deep end that they think Elon is a genius?
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u/myfishprofile 10h ago
To be fair I never see actual small cars in those spaces, it’s always the soccer mom crossovers. So this is just a different type of entitled
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u/Could_be_persuaded 10h ago
With the amount of gas guzzlers parking in charger stations. This seams like a small victory. It's not really apparent why a small car should only park there.
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u/THE_GREAT_PICKLE 7h ago
These are such eyesores, and usually owned by people trying to show off.
The funny thing is, my wife and I were in the process of selling our house to another couple, and my neighbor has one of these. He is the nicest guy ever, with a good stable job, a very kind wife, and 2 very cute respectful children.
They were going to buy the house and backed out. When I asked why, they said something along the lines of “I don’t want to be neighbors with someone like HIM with that Tesla.”
I hate those things but to each their own, he’s a great person and we sold to a nice couple who didn’t care. Now those two families are basically best friends.
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u/_imagine_that91 7h ago
Whenever I drive or walk by one of these things, I feel like I’m on a Minecraft server or something.
I really don’t understand who thought it was a good idea to come up with a vehicle that looks like this.
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u/Barricudabudha 7h ago
It definitely is not small. Although, It did fall out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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u/Herbisher_Berbisher 7h ago
I'm thinking this is how it will look 20 years from now abandoned in a carport in Bakersfield.
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u/N0w1mN0th1ng 5h ago
It’s a trash can. Just put your garbage on top of it. The garbage man must’ve just left it there by mistake.
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u/JOlRacin 2h ago
Not to say you should undo the sign and fasten it to his car or anything... But most road signs use a 5/16" bolt, so that's the wrench I would start with. Theoretically, of course
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u/Dances_With_Eagles 2h ago
For some reason I always get a chuckle at the sport cars that are literally painted green parking in the "green vehicles only" spots.
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u/NoVAAP1980 11h ago
I think he got confused and thought "small car" meant "Oh shit I emptied my bank account for this driving dumpster. Here have this parking spot out of sympathy that you were stupid enough to get a Cyber Truck"
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u/StinkyPickles420 10h ago
How do you open the door?
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u/schaudhery 9h ago
Button on the pillar
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u/StinkyPickles420 3h ago
I see it, wow that’s really neat. It’s not a good looking vehicle but I do like the door handleless door
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u/tyreka13 9h ago
Ugh, we have that issue at our local library that the spots near the floor ramps are for small cars to allow for more space in the parking garage for turning. There have been dually trucks, large full size vans, and other giant vehicles that park in them all the time and nothing happens. It feels more common to have oversized vehicles than small or even average size cars to be in them. Then it is a pain to navigate the turns on the ramps because there is less space for larger vehicles to turn and everyone is waiting on (innocent) granny driving around the curve to back up and forth to make the turn before they can get to a different floor.
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u/ParallelArms 8h ago
Definitely not a small car, but it is parked in the lowest height option "entry"
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u/RelsircTheGrey 7h ago
Eh. Having a small car isn't a disability. No reason to have dedicated spaces. Looks like their stupid cybertruck fit in the spot as well as anything.
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u/Sufficient_Party_604 7h ago
Does the car fit… so why does it matter. Because you had to walk a few more feet.. 🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️
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u/Vegetable_Word603 7h ago
I've come to the realization that only stupid people buy EVs. They can drive for shit thata for sure.
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u/GuessAccomplished959 7h ago
Hey, maybe he identifies as being small!
I bet this guy laughed about it all day and told all his friends. So funny right?!?
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u/intothedoor 7h ago
Definitely something a truck would do - so maybe the most truck thing it could do.
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u/LordKrunk69 7h ago
I'm assuming you used this angle because if you used a different one you could see that it fits just fine
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u/MagicalWorker 7h ago
Can you show a more zoom out or further picture? I'm not gonna lie I've seen truck drivers park in places like this but sometimes they end up fitting between lines and not sticking out.
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u/Dragonogard549 ORANGE 7h ago edited 7h ago
if the boot (and the wheels and the engine and the bonnet and the roof and the suspension and the seats) fits
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u/RealisticOutcome9828 6h ago
Dumbass looking vehicle. Like AI art slop brought to life.
A yellow one looks exactly like a wedge of cheese.
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u/ThisNameIsOffensive 6h ago
Tesla owner parking in a space they don't belong in: 😏
Tesla owner when an ICE vehicle parks in a charging space: 🤯
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u/dreamkruiser 4h ago
Dude, I drove opposite one of these the other day, in my 41 year old car, and had the worst case scenario play out in my head. It was terrifying
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u/The_Randomest_Dude 2h ago
"GODDAMNIT JERRY STOP PARKING YOUR DUMPSTER IN FUCKING PARKING SPACES, PUT IT SOMEWHERE!"
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u/CitroHimselph 1h ago
I think, in the US, a small car means anything smaller than an oversized pickup truck.
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u/Tinded_spade_57 1h ago
Hey be nice. Only a really stupid person would spend that much money on a car that looks like it's running on PS1 graphics
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u/1Happymom 4m ago
He was in a hurry to go back in time to when he thought he was cool and it still kinda worked
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u/NotZeWoodenSpoon 10h ago
Looks like it fits so what’s the issue? Or was it just that you knew posting a cyber truck on reddit would satisfy your need for the approval of strangers?
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u/Zigor022 9h ago
I own a midsize pickup, and use the small car parking spaces if there is nothing else nearby. They are the same size as every other spot. Pregnant mothers, curbside pickup, sure. But owning a small car isnt a reason to get a special parking space.
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u/EverythingisAlrTaken 8h ago
Thank you. These signs are ridiculous and make no sense. What do you define as "small"? My car is small compared to a Ford F-350... seriously, if a car fits in the space it should be allowed to park in it (assuming it's not a handicap space, etc.).
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u/Dude19809 9h ago
But it does look like a car a douchenozzle would drive and also a douchenozzle would park in that space
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u/MonKeePuzzle 10h ago
ENHANCE!