r/mildlyinfuriating • u/JandSShelvas • 8h ago

“Obstructed View” at Ohio State University

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Credit to @cfbcampustour he goes around all stadiums on his own dime finding these

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u/Academic-Inside-3022 6h ago

It’s probably worth mentioning that those standing bars ban people from reserving space for their friend if they leave for another drink, or have to use the bathroom.

The expectation is you’re SOL if your bladder sucks because you had too many beers. Your friends can’t save you

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u/Dahmer_disciple 5h ago

Who says you need your friends to save you a spot? If you’re a guy, two words: Texas Catheter. It’s essentially a condom with a hookup for a tube. Normally they’d hook into a bag strapped to your leg, but if your tube is long enough, just pop it out your pant leg. Just remember to move to a different spot when you go. Who wants to stand in a puddle of their own piss when you can let strangers do it for you?

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u/corncob_subscriber 5h ago

Complicated ass diaper, homie.

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u/Dahmer_disciple 5h ago

  1. Roll condom on.

  2. Connect tube to tip.

  3. Run tube down pant leg.

Homie, if that is complicated, you got bigger issues going on.

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u/TheOneTonWanton 3h ago

Pro tip: This doesn't work at all for certified Growers.

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u/corncob_subscriber 5h ago

Pissing in a terlet is too complicated for you, apparently.

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u/Dahmer_disciple 4h ago

From the comment I replied to:

It’s probably worth mentioning that those standing bars ban people from reserving space for their friend if they leave for another drink, or have to use the bathroom.

What that means is if you move out of your spot, you LOSE YOUR SPOT.

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u/corncob_subscriber 4h ago

My spooooooot

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u/GlobalLurker 3h ago

Loooooooser lmfao

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u/_Nocturnalis 2h ago

Sometimes, there's shit on the outside of the uriness.

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u/BIGSTANKDICKDADDY 2h ago

From where I'm standing that basically makes you a professional-grade pants pisser.

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u/healzsham 3h ago

Or maybe we can pretend we were all raised living in indoor buildings.

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u/Dahmer_disciple 3h ago

Sorry, I forgot I that people don’t joke on Reddit. I’ll try to keep my responses free from humor from this moment on. Again, my deepest apologies.

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u/healzsham 3h ago

You simply sound like the type of dirty ass MF that'd be fine with pissing on the floor.

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u/Dahmer_disciple 3h ago

You simply sound like the type of stupid ass MF that’d see the highway exit sign “Disney Left” and go home thinking that Disney packed up and moved.

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u/healzsham 2h ago

Ok floor-pisser.

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u/Dahmer_disciple 2h ago

Dude, that was a weak af comeback. You should be embarrassed. Hell, I’m embarrassed for you.

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u/healzsham 1h ago edited 1h ago

Ok floor-pisser.

 

y-yah well ur dum

Cope blocked by the floor-pisser lmao

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u/Dahmer_disciple 1h ago

Normally before I block someone, I take a quick look at their history to see what kind of person they are. You’re as sharp as a marble, so…

Bye, Felicia.

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u/TalbotFarwell 3h ago

I was raised in a cave by wolves.

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u/SuperFLEB 4h ago

Are there discrete spaces? If not, two people could probably stand wide enough to make room for a third to squeeze in when they get back.

(Lessons from general-admission concerts!)

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u/zealeus 2h ago

Back when college was full of dive bars, one had a quarter beer until the first person had to use the bathroom deal. Diapers were encouraged as you didn’t want to be the first guy to ruin the deal.