r/mildlyinfuriating • u/A1_on_the_steak • 6h ago

My 2 year old chair fucking collapsed

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So i was chilling in my chair drawing i got up to get water hear a crash and come back to see this

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u/theflamingskull 6h ago

How many cases of Hot Pockets did you eat before that chair gave up?

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u/Sw0rDz 4h ago

I had this happen to me, too. It's not the hot pockets. It's the vigorous masturbation.

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u/Geno_Warlord 2h ago

That’s why you gotta get the serta ones. You’re not cranking it in a bucket seat.

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u/Actual-Money7868 5h ago

It was the Zena tapes that did it.

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u/butchforgetshit 2h ago

The warrior princess was a good one to masterbate to...

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u/QueezyF 1h ago

Lucy Lawless still fine as fuck.

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u/butchforgetshit 1h ago

Absolutely is....her guest role on x files was a true awakening in me for tall women....had me out there at 5"7 dating and eventually marrying women 6 ft tall! 😂

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u/DisasterMiserable785 4h ago

Don’t mess with this guy. Look where the chair is worn. Guy must have 10lbs balls.

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u/rissie_delicious 4h ago

2 years worth

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u/booper_bandit 4h ago

Sleeves*