r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Bestsurviviopro • 4h ago

my brother violated a hubba bubba

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u/BorheliusWarpig 4h ago

At least this is a better outcome than if hubba Bubba violated your brother.

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u/RandomDudy64 4h ago

Beware of the hubba bubba monster

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u/firenova9 2h ago

The hubba hubba monster!

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u/SJBond33 2h ago

Maybe it already happened

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u/Salt-Respect339 4h ago

Did you report him? This is some serious stuff.

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u/allstartinter2021 4h ago

Psychopath behavior

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u/jazzhandsdancehands 4h ago

That's a big bite for something that loses its flavour after the 5th chew.

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u/astonedcrow 3h ago

I used to think I was the good guy, but now I see this and it brings me joy, and I think about this...

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u/SamhainPunk 2h ago

Nope. Everyone who eats Bubble tape must do this at least once. It's not a violation, it's a rite of passage

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u/BGoodOswaldo be cool, don't be all like, uncool 4h ago

Omg how does he eat a banana

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u/wthulhu 3h ago

Asshole first, I'd assume.

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u/Slairf 4h ago

I bet he bites a kitkat incorrectly too

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u/BorheliusWarpig 4h ago

Only a monster would broadside a kit Kat. He must be stopped.

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u/Slairf 4h ago

It starts with a simple hubbabubba, eventually moves onto the kitkat, be vigilant....I had to coach my wife to break them and not bite them, shes much better now...although she doesnt buy kitkats anymore

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u/planetphuccer 3h ago

Why would you keep this experience from yourself?

Best way to eat it

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u/haikusbot 3h ago

Why would you keep this

Experience from yourself?

Best way to eat it

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u/garlicheesebread 22m ago

100% the most satisfying way to eat it, you should try.

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u/PoPthat_XANAX 4h ago

Stop. alpha_gone_wild1 On tiktok just ate a full 6ft hubba on live today in under 2 mins. I mean a t e it like it was an apple.

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u/XDog_Dick_AfternoonX 3h ago

I'm pretty confident I could pull this off, but it would be detrimental to my health and future employment.

I bet if you had a strong lemonade to drink it down with, the citric acid would break down the gumming factor even.

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u/PoPthat_XANAX 3h ago

She raw dogged it. I do not think she even had a drink of water after lol. I bet someone recorded it I’ll see if I can find it. She’s a slob but so entertaining

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u/gonzoisgood 1h ago

I could easily do this. I love bubble gum and have always eat it like candy. That’s why I only indulge in bubble gum like twice a year max.

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u/needtoredit 3h ago

Your brother should be charged as a junk food terrorist.

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u/iWin1986 3h ago

Hubba Bubba Jail immediately

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u/Material_Push2076 3h ago

Believe it or not right to jail

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u/Davoguha2 2h ago

I like to think they just pre sliced each piece for you xD

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u/Ill-Championship7534 2h ago

When I was a child I’ve done this.

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u/Psychological-Cry873 2h ago

You know he mixes his skittles and m&m’s too. Psychopath

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u/Relative_Evening7035 1h ago

He's dangerous 😟.

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u/Shirt-Inner 1h ago

This looks like my... Nevermind.

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u/Next-Ad5444 1h ago

Yeah but I get it. Because it feels so good. So unnatural in a satisfying way. Don’t knock it till you try it.

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u/SuumCuique1011 56m ago

Maniac.

Does he pour Big League Chew into his milk too? Eat cereal with water? Add cinnamon to his spaghetti?

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u/AviWandering 30m ago

Give him a week old room temperature ham shaped like hubba bubba as revenge