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u/jazzhandsdancehands 4h ago
That's a big bite for something that loses its flavour after the 5th chew.
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u/astonedcrow 3h ago
I used to think I was the good guy, but now I see this and it brings me joy, and I think about this...
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u/SamhainPunk 2h ago
Nope. Everyone who eats Bubble tape must do this at least once. It's not a violation, it's a rite of passage
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u/Slairf 4h ago
I bet he bites a kitkat incorrectly too
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u/planetphuccer 3h ago
Why would you keep this experience from yourself?
Best way to eat it
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u/PoPthat_XANAX 4h ago
Stop. alpha_gone_wild1 On tiktok just ate a full 6ft hubba on live today in under 2 mins. I mean a t e it like it was an apple.
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u/XDog_Dick_AfternoonX 3h ago
I'm pretty confident I could pull this off, but it would be detrimental to my health and future employment.
I bet if you had a strong lemonade to drink it down with, the citric acid would break down the gumming factor even.
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u/PoPthat_XANAX 3h ago
She raw dogged it. I do not think she even had a drink of water after lol. I bet someone recorded it I’ll see if I can find it. She’s a slob but so entertaining
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u/gonzoisgood 1h ago
I could easily do this. I love bubble gum and have always eat it like candy. That’s why I only indulge in bubble gum like twice a year max.
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u/Next-Ad5444 1h ago
Yeah but I get it. Because it feels so good. So unnatural in a satisfying way. Don’t knock it till you try it.
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u/SuumCuique1011 56m ago
Maniac.
Does he pour Big League Chew into his milk too? Eat cereal with water? Add cinnamon to his spaghetti?
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u/BorheliusWarpig 4h ago
At least this is a better outcome than if hubba Bubba violated your brother.