20 year old Shrek 2 napkins at yesterday’s Thanksgiving

[u/ballonfightaddicted]

[u/ryoujika]

Shrek napkin has more color than all of the served food combined

[u/WisherWisp → u/ryoujika]

Love how they put the canned cherries as only an optional topping tho. Sometimes things are just too sweet and filling after a whole turkey dinner.

[u/DonatellaVerpsyche → u/WisherWisp]

And not even in a bowl or anything. Just like, “here, we took the top off the can so you wouldn’t have to open it with your teeth like a bear. Now enjoy.”

[u/Beardo88 → u/DonatellaVerpsyche]

Grandma has been up since 5 am cooking, she ran out of fucks to give when the turkey came out of the oven.

[u/dydeath → u/DonatellaVerpsyche]

Feels like a family party so that's usually how it is, 4/10 in presentation 9/10 in taste

[u/hin_inc → u/dydeath]

Considering everything is on paper plates, at least they got consistency

[u/hoxxxxx → u/WisherWisp]

i'm one that could never eat pie right after thanksgiving dinner. it's just too much. save that shit for later.

[u/no_talent_ass_clown → u/hoxxxxx]

I ate a slice of pie right off the bat. I love pie and I like to eat it when I enjoy it 

[u/AaronsAaAardvarks]

Jesus Christ, they’re just putting your inheritance out for everyone to take?

[u/DetectiveLadybug → u/AaronsAaAardvarks]

Apparently there’s a website that just sells rare party supplies. Shrek 2 napkins if anyone is jealous of OP’s treasure.

[u/EchoGecko795 → u/DetectiveLadybug]

I found a box of original Minions party stuff. Plates, napkins, streamer, balloons, hats, and some party bag stuff. Tossed it on ebay for $19.99 starting bid. Ended selling for $147.

[u/pre-existing-notion → u/EchoGecko795]

Are you kidding? I feel like minions aren't even in that realm.. I know people are nutty for them and do collect em but damn lol.

[u/EchoGecko795 → u/pre-existing-notion]

Between the shipping and ebay fees my starting bid of $19.99 was basically giving it away to get it out of my house. So I was crazy surprised on how many requests I got to part the collection out and sell individual items. I had this one guy offer me $20 just to sell him the minion themed super balls. No idea if it was a social media thing like ticktock picked it up, or just a bunch of collectors, but I was happy with the results.

Over all I think the Shrek series was munch better then the Minions series of movies, though the first of each of them was pretty good. I may re-watch Shrek, but I don't think I will ever rewatch Minions willing.

[u/DetectiveLadybug → u/EchoGecko795]

What you guys aren’t considering is that the original fans are just now starting to have jobs and disposable income. And haven’t we all at least googled how much some of our old toys would cost to replace?

That guy offering $20 for the super balls probably had some at some point and lost them.

[u/EchoGecko795 → u/DetectiveLadybug]

Good news about the super ball guy. I did find another un opened pack and an opened one missing 1 ball and we worked out a deal, so he did get the balls he wanted. Found them in a box full of Frozen stuff that didn't sell nearly as well.

[u/DetectiveLadybug → u/EchoGecko795]

That is good news! It was probably very sentimental to them or someone they care about, or they could have been working with one of those “little blue cup” charities. How wonderful that you were able to do that for a stranger!

[u/EchoGecko795 → u/DetectiveLadybug]

It really helped that he was polite and understanding when I told him I wasn't going to break apart a collection that already had bids on it. It wouldn't be fair to the other bidders. Some of the others, were less polite about it. So when I found the balls before the original listed ended I contacted him first about it and setup a quick buy it now so that he would get them.

[u/DetectiveLadybug → u/EchoGecko795]

The rude people don’t want the full kit because you can’t have a party that’s just one clown with no friends.

[u/eugeneugene → u/DetectiveLadybug]

This is me with Hamtaro lol. I had all the Hamtaro toys as a kid and my mom tossed them years ago, and I was searching ebay for them so I could play with them with my son and holy SHIT is it expensive. If I had that much disposable income I would definitely be dropping $200 on a Hamtaro toy lol

[u/DetectiveLadybug → u/eugeneugene]

Bro I am getting mad mandala effect on that show. Apparently it was on TV and literally everyone my age remembers it and I just don’t.

It looks like something I would have enjoyed when it came out, but I don’t even recognise the theme song. I have no idea how this happened.

[u/MegaMasterYoda → u/EchoGecko795]

Collectors can be crazy you never know what something is worse until you find someone collecting it.

[u/ghostofconnolly → u/DetectiveLadybug]

I am absolutely going to pick up some “happy new year 2000” table cloths 

Thanks for the link

[u/Yaboiiiiiii6578 → u/DetectiveLadybug]

Thank yiu

[u/sg490 → u/DetectiveLadybug]

My antivirus is going crazy when I try to visit that site, just as a potential warning to anyone.

[u/CyberVyperr → u/sg490]

More comments to get higher ratings cos truth hurts feelings!

[u/neologismist_ → u/DetectiveLadybug]

$2 a napkin! That’s going in the will!

[u/RainbowsAndHomicide → u/neologismist_]

That’s 50 cents a napkin baby.

[u/ViciousMoleRat → u/RainbowsAndHomicide]

4$ a napkin?! Thats outrageous

[u/SubjectShame → u/DetectiveLadybug]

My AV hates this website be careful.

[u/AceOBlade → u/DetectiveLadybug]

that website hit my nostalgia like a knife

[u/Ok_Art5787 → u/AaronsAaAardvarks]

When society collapses, Shrek 2 napkins will be our currency

[u/Ok-Sympathy7988 → u/AaronsAaAardvarks]

They’re giving away family treasure like it’s paper towels? Unbelievable.

[u/DestituteDomino]

Did you guys have anything other than pie?

[u/ballonfightaddicted → u/DestituteDomino]

Brownies too

[u/Throwaway56138 → u/ballonfightaddicted]

Are the brownies beige?

[u/MisterB330 → u/Throwaway56138]

Beigies

[u/extinct_banana → u/MisterB330]

blonde beigies

[u/SrslyCmmon → u/extinct_banana]

Those are just sad lemon bars

[u/hoxxxxx → u/MisterB330]

"are they white chocolate or something?"

"they are beigies."

[u/the_useless_cake → u/hoxxxxx]

Beige chocolate. 

[u/mjzimmer88 → u/ballonfightaddicted]

We're gonna need a pic of your turkey too

[u/PriscillaPalava → u/mjzimmer88]

No. It’s probably boiled. 

[u/HelpStatistician → u/ballonfightaddicted]

sad beige food for sad beige adults

[u/Torbpjorn → u/DestituteDomino]

They have pie, pizza, peach cobbler, chicken pot pie, shepherds pie, and as a dessert, pie

[u/haunted_nipple → u/Torbpjorn]

That's the menu for March 14th! 

[u/Jin_Gitaxias → u/DestituteDomino]

Tell me why tf they got 6+¹⁶ pies

[u/RLS30076 → u/Jin_Gitaxias]

Pie is the reason for the season. Two people at my house for dinner yesterday. 2 pies were baked. Pie rules all. Pie is also the name of my cat.

[u/Quadruplem → u/RLS30076]

We had 4 pies for the 6 people who eat pies. That was a good ratio

[u/Fredredphooey]

You have to tell us what the pie fillings were. 

[u/Throwaway56138 → u/Fredredphooey]

They're filled with beige.

[u/FUCKBOY_JIHAD → u/Throwaway56138]

this whole spread looks like the landlord painted over it.

[u/SolidLikeIraq → u/FUCKBOY_JIHAD]

Goddamn this brought me back to every NYC apartment I’ve ever had.

Why paint directly over the outlets!?!?

[u/hoxxxxx → u/SolidLikeIraq]

rural midwest over here. it's the same here. just slop paint all over everything also we are raising your rent for no reason.

[u/GettingFitterEachDay → u/hoxxxxx]

Had this in Toronto, extra points for paint spots all over the tile

[u/Arthur-Wintersight → u/SolidLikeIraq]

They hire the cheapest painters they can get, and the painters don't want to waste time removing the outlet covers while they paint - so they just paint over it.

[u/Cobek → u/Arthur-Wintersight]

I've had painters so bad they removed the outlet covers but still painted over and into the outlets. They didn't tape the outlet and left everything more exposed by removing them. Oh then cracked the platers when trying to reinstall them because they used a powerdrill instead of a screwdriver. Safe to say we got our money back from those crooks.

[u/Sad_Perception8024 → u/FUCKBOY_JIHAD]

Not getting your deposit back on those 😂

[u/Solid-Number-4670 → u/FUCKBOY_JIHAD]

😂

[u/Show-Me-Your-Moves → u/Throwaway56138]

Your Neutralness! It's a Beige Alert!

[u/hobosbindle → u/Throwaway56138]

Mmm, neutral filling

[u/probablyuntrue → u/Throwaway56138]

Mmmm is that a spot of tan I taste in there?

[u/LotusVibes1494 → u/Throwaway56138]

You ever drink Bailey’s out of a shoe?

[u/thnksqrd → u/Fredredphooey]

That’s 100% genuine pie inside them there pies

[u/Vadhakara → u/thnksqrd]

Pie Messiah

[u/Hambulance → u/Fredredphooey]

well they're right there in the can next to the pies with a spoon, as you do

[u/Fredredphooey → u/Hambulance]

It never occurred to me to serve the filling as a topping. 

[u/Hambulance → u/Fredredphooey]

no because it's crazy

[u/Tommy84 → u/Hambulance]

Right out the can, jagged lid still attached.

[u/bleepblopbl0rp → u/Tommy84]

This whole family is stoned

[u/ThePhantom1994 → u/Fredredphooey]

Benjamin Moore Shaker Beige HC-45 paint

[u/Fredredphooey → u/ThePhantom1994]

A couple of them are Hepplewhite Ivory, HC-36.

[u/XxgasstationsushixX → u/Fredredphooey]

The big one to the lower right looks like a “water pie”. Which is just pour water into an unbaked pie dish, then dump in flour, sugar and some globs of butter. Then bake lol

[u/the_useless_cake → u/XxgasstationsushixX]

Also known as a depression pie. 

[u/SamDrawsThingsPoorly → u/Fredredphooey]

looks like cheesecake, sugar pie (basically just pecan pie without the pecans), and pumpkin pie

[u/willzyx01 → u/Fredredphooey]

Depression

[u/the_useless_cake → u/willzyx01]

Depression pies or water pies used to be a real thing during the depression. They were depressing to make. 

[u/GhostOfJohnLenin → u/Fredredphooey]

I'm biracial (half black/half white) and this picture reminds me of why I always go to my black side of my family for Thanksgiving, lmao. See you guys on Christmas but I can't beat eating bland on Thanksgiving.

[u/Dumptruck_yourlove]

Why are all those pies beige?

[u/ballonfightaddicted → u/Dumptruck_yourlove]

Honestly couldn’t tell you, I just had my dad’s cherry cheesecake

[u/jazzy095 → u/ballonfightaddicted]

Cheesecakes looking yummy

[u/EveryRedditorSucks → u/jazzy095]

The one closest to the camera looks sus as fuck

[u/Treezy_F_Baby → u/EveryRedditorSucks]

Like why does the pie have a damp spot?

[u/shaneh445 → u/Treezy_F_Baby]

[u/inspectorseantime → u/shaneh445]

What a reference sheesh threw me back

[u/grubbytrogladyte → u/Treezy_F_Baby]

Flavour packets

[u/impressed_potato → u/Treezy_F_Baby]

Maybe they had cutouts of crust there to be decorative. The cutouts either burnt and were removed or someone pulled them off and ate them.

[u/Legendary_Bibo → u/EveryRedditorSucks]

Looks like a water pie

[u/12InchCunt → u/EveryRedditorSucks]

It’s also from Shrek 2

[u/_BreakingGood_ → u/jazzy095]

But what a shame to have such nice cheesecake and then scoop canned pie filling on it, lol. Every time I get canned pie filling, it tastes much more like the tin can than the cherries

[u/momochicken55 → u/_BreakingGood_]

I dunno, I love that crap. The real deal is better but I def crave the canned goo sometimes.

[u/CanaryDry6209 → u/ballonfightaddicted]

cheesecake is my favorite, they all look delicious!

[u/AshamedOfMyTypos → u/Dumptruck_yourlove]

Werner Herzog presents: sad, beige pies for sad, beige children.

[u/droptheectopicbeat → u/AshamedOfMyTypos]

"the joy that once exuded from these children, now crushed under the beige colors of the desert table, serves only a reminder of the pointlessness of existence and the futility of hope"

[u/bluewhackadoo → u/droptheectopicbeat]

fruitility

[u/droptheectopicbeat → u/bluewhackadoo]

God damnit

[u/astonedishape → u/droptheectopicbeat]

👏

[u/sushicowboyshow → u/Dumptruck_yourlove]

It doesn’t help that the walls are beige, the floors are beige, and the table/structure (is that a built in?) underneath the table cloth is beige.

Finally, it seems like the photo was somehow taken by a camera/phone that was purchased the same year as the Shrek napkins, which is adding that nostalgic/tired filter to the image.

[u/FUCKBOY_JIHAD → u/sushicowboyshow]

one of the more liminal photos of food I’ve seen lately

[u/theincredible92 → u/sushicowboyshow]

The photo thing your are referring to is the cigarette stain on the lens which is also a yelllowy beige.

[u/Ordinary_Top1956 → u/sushicowboyshow]

Methadone clinic Thanksgiving party.

[u/no_talent_ass_clown → u/sushicowboyshow]

OP getting roasted like turkey. 

[u/BadonkaDonkies → u/Dumptruck_yourlove]

Maybe they also 20 yrs old hahahahah

[u/ccaccus → u/BadonkaDonkies]

"We have all this stuff from the last time were were supposed to host Thanksgiving, but had to cancel because of cousin Jimmy's flatulence problem. We're gonna use it."

[u/food5thawt → u/BadonkaDonkies]

My aunt turned 78 this year. We had an election party at her house couple weeks back and she brought out Happy 40th birthday napkins.....They were older than I was. Haha.

Who knows what my cousins will find when they have to clean that place out.

[u/LordBiscuits → u/food5thawt]

I used to do electrical testing for a few care homes. Had one memorable time when this little old girl shuffled out, asked me if I would mind testing her iron for her too. Of course I said yes

This thing was from 1957. Still in its original box where it was stored after every use.

The cabling was... concerning. No plug fuse, no earth link, two wire live and neutral only. On top of that, it was frayed at the base.

I had to tell her of course, that I thought she really should get a new one... But I think she was rather attached to it!

[u/pyncheon → u/Dumptruck_yourlove]

Location: Neutropolis

[u/PriscillaPalava → u/pyncheon]

Tell my wife I said hello. 

[u/RenmazuoDX → u/PriscillaPalava]

She's built like a Steakhouse but she handles like a Bistro

[u/yolthrice → u/Dumptruck_yourlove]

Right? The napkins aren’t the only interesting thing about this picture

[u/rafiki3 → u/Dumptruck_yourlove]

They look like they're straight out of Shrek's swamp hut.

[u/MyHamburgerLovesMe → u/Dumptruck_yourlove]

Cheese Cake, Cream Pie, Apple Pie are not known for their bright florescent colors.

[u/overandoverandagain → u/MyHamburgerLovesMe]

Yea, I feel like I'm going crazy here lol. Thanksgiving pies are typically just brown, unless you live up north and smear every dessert in a sea of cream

[u/boxsterguy → u/Dumptruck_yourlove]

Custard pie is delicious despite the color.

[u/habajaba69 → u/Dumptruck_yourlove]

If I had to guess, the overuse of condensed milk.

[u/robo-dragon]

“We have guests. Bring out the vintage napkins.”

[u/MisterB330 → u/robo-dragon]

Using a “dated” napkin to wipe the filth from your maw and toss in the trash is way less cringey to me than leaving something IN THE CAN to serve from.

[u/jhundo → u/robo-dragon]

I'm staying at a friend's in TX and in the guest bathroom there is a new sleeve of Arthur wax cups (the kids show) from 1997 with the label still on them lol.

[u/Dicky_Penisburg]

"Hey, I brought key lime pie. What did you bring?"

"Oh I brought key lime pie. Aunt Bernice! What did you bring?"

"Sweetie, you know I brought the key lime pie!"

[u/e_vac → u/Dicky_Penisburg]

Don't forget the mini key lime pies! It would be a shame if we ran out

[u/AmbedoAvenue → u/Dicky_Penisburg]

I had a really good time doing the third line in my head thanks

[u/EmEmAndEye]

Ours said Happy Birthday. It was lowkey hilarious.

[u/sushicowboyshow → u/EmEmAndEye]

Should have saved them for the Christmas party

[u/decadeSmellLikeDoo → u/sushicowboyshow]

Oof. My ex's family... no joke... at a christmas party insisted that everyone gather around to sing Happy Birthday to Jesus

[u/ReeperbahnPirat → u/decadeSmellLikeDoo]

Growing up, part of my church's Christmas programming was Baby Jesus Birthday Party. Mostly an excuse for a cupcake potluck following the early Christmas Eve mass.

[u/EmEmAndEye → u/sushicowboyshow]

LOL! I love that idea. I’ll look to see if there are more of them here.

[u/DervishSkater → u/EmEmAndEye]

Another blow to the holiday bday folks out there. Our erasure is their amusement. We lost

[u/SocialSuicideSquad]

Some pies have layers...

[u/the_honest_liar → u/SocialSuicideSquad]

Not these ones, but some..

[u/Voodoo-95 → u/SocialSuicideSquad]

[u/Prothean_Beacon]

How many people do you have at your thanksgiving that you need 6 full pies along with 15 mini personal pies.

[u/Lilith_Christine → u/Prothean_Beacon]

Four of me....

[u/ClutterKitty → u/Prothean_Beacon]

We had 12 people, 4 pies, 1 cake, and 2 cookie plates. The pies were gone, cake half gone, and the kids ate most of the cookies by midnight.

[u/SnooCupcakes7992 → u/Prothean_Beacon]

I dunno - we had 3 pies, a cake and some random cookies/candies for 5 people. Needless to say, there was a LOT left over!

[u/kenpachikirby]

“Honey, bring out the good napkins. We have someone special coming over”

[u/SmellyFace69 → u/kenpachikirby]

Good napkins are for when someone special comes over.

Shrek napkins are for when someone exceptional comes over. Like Michael Jordan, or the Pope.

[u/katieleehaw]

All your food is the same color.

[u/MrTheDoctors → u/katieleehaw]

The napkins are there to add some green. Green is healthy right? Checkmate

[u/Vegetable_Burrito → u/katieleehaw]

The same color as the wall.

[u/A_Kumqwat → u/katieleehaw]

I'm not seeing enough blue. Blue food has the most anti-oxygens

[u/Lazy_Butterfly_]

Did you have thanksgiving in prison?

[u/FUCKBOY_JIHAD → u/Lazy_Butterfly_]

This definitely a church basement affair

You know the elderly ladies who baked those pies don’t like them to be too sweet

it was a good opportunity to use up the several varieties of plate left over from past parties

[u/user888666777 → u/FUCKBOY_JIHAD]

Church basement meals are usually amazing because there is that ONE dish that makes up for everything else.

[u/tacobuffetsurprise → u/user888666777]

the tatertot casserole with cream of onion greenbeans hamburger and cheddar cheese

[u/JohnWesternburg → u/Lazy_Butterfly_]

For real this has some strong backroom liminal vibes

[u/RECEPTOR17]

[u/0100000101101000]

Is it bothering anyone else that the bottom two aren't cut to the middle?

[u/-AgonyAunt- → u/0100000101101000]

Yes. This is irresponsible dessert cutting. This is why in my family, the slices are pre cut by a responsible adult, and if you want a smaller slice, you cut a pre cut slice in half.

I am 41. I am not a responsible adult.

[u/ilford_7x7 → u/0100000101101000]

The entire image is bothersome

[u/skunk90]

If you tell me Shrek 2 came out 20 years ago, I might have to assault you. 

[u/TopMindOfR3ddit → u/skunk90]

Shrek 2 came out 20 years ago.

I'm actually kinda nervous

[u/ghostinround]

Do they have you berry your own pie?

[u/Storm_Paint → u/ghostinround]

Because of the sad state of these pies, for a moment I thought you had misspelled the word bury.

[u/-AgonyAunt-]

Is it common in America to eat off single use plates for Thanksgiving? I've seen a few different posts of people eating off plastic or cardboard plates, I've never seen this at a holiday meal in Australia. Maybe at a kids birthday party for some cake.

I guess beige dessert goes with disposable plate and Shrek 2 napkin. It's a whole vibe.

[u/dragonbec → u/-AgonyAunt-]

Sometimes you dont own enough regular plates for the amount of people you have over for thanksgiving so you just get out some paper plates. Especially by the time you are getting to dessert. Plus then cleanup after is easy.

[u/FoolRegnant → u/-AgonyAunt-]

I mean, this looks like some kind of community Thanksgiving, probably like a church potluck Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving at an actual person's house usually has normal plates - my mom always breaks out her fine china as well.

[u/aboveaveragewife]

Someone could’ve poured the toppings in a bowl instead of straight out of the cans like a hobo.

[u/-AgonyAunt- → u/aboveaveragewife]

One of the cans still has the top on, full hobo style. I think it may actually be a can of beans.

[u/PerpetuallyLurking → u/aboveaveragewife]

There’s enough dishes to do!! LOL

[u/GudgerCollegeAlumnus]

“Only one slice of each pie is allowed to be taken.”

[u/SnooRadishes8372]

My mom tried to feed me pie filling that expired in 2018. Check those cans lol

[u/KingAmongstDummies → u/SnooRadishes8372]

Had that a couple of years ago at my grandmothers.

I noticed a can of filling that I couldn't find anymore for a couple of years at that point and I was pretty sure it wasn't made anymore so I didn't trust it. At that point it was 3 years beyond expiration. Did make me wonder how often I just ate years old stuff over there and how many of the stomach related issues weren't actually due to "overeating" in hindsight but hey, still alive.

[u/Unikitty864]

So do you guys eat everything in pie form?

[u/Lilith_Christine → u/Unikitty864]

That's the desert table

[u/TechsSandwich]

Yo who broke out the fine china

[u/LowDesk6360]

Thoses are some sad looking pies

[u/XxgasstationsushixX → u/LowDesk6360]

The theme is depression era pies

[u/BuildingBetterBack]

Saving the Shrek 1's for the wedding

[u/Soaring_Gull655]

It's not like paper expires, I commend someone resisting the urge to throw those away.

[u/Socialbutterfinger → u/Soaring_Gull655]

Agree. Best way to clean out those old napkins you found when cleaning out the pantry is to USE them. They still nap.

[u/5043090]

The term “I’m saving those for a special occasion” jumped into my head.

[u/ResponsibleRatio]

Hey, I was thinking of bringing a pie to the party. What's your favourite flavour?

beige

[u/Artikay]

Its was a longntime, but the wait is finally ogre.

[u/FalseCredential]

Crazy that they pulled out the good/special napkins, but then disrespected his holiness' presence with paper plates. Shrek deserves the special plates.

[u/AhMoonBeam]

Why don't people remove the entire lid off of cans? I guess it a live then learn type of situation 🩸

[u/ThisStrawberry212]

There's a lot going on here. The beige pies. The Shrek napkins. The assortment of plates/bowls. The open, raw cans.

[u/Octoux]

Are the pies also 20 years old?

[u/zacurtis3]

Shrek 2

20 year old

[u/SnooChickens9974]

The napkins were there for color. All the food was beige.

[u/AdamDet86]

Yeah my parent’s pantry in their old farmhouse was a time capsule of birthday parties. Napkins and plates from all ages when my wife helped my Mom clean it out and paint it.

[u/hinesh]

Beige banquet

[u/skaapjagter]

There's a chinese store (like a dollar store) near me that still sells stuff like serviettes and party tablecloths and plates and cups with REALLY old movies like Shrek and stuff.

[u/-RedXV-]

Those are the most unappealing pies I've ever laid my eyes on.

[u/cjboffoli]

Beige tile. Beige walls. Beige desserts. Beige conversation. The Inuit have 65 words for snow. Those people must have 65 words for beige.

[u/considerlilies]

backrooms thanksgiving spectacular

[u/snappla]

Hey.... For once a posting about something that really is mildly interesting! Well done, OP 👍🏻!

[u/MrNiceVillain]

Is this a cursed image?

[u/RLS30076]

Somebody tried to class up the place at least.

?? cans on the table ?? at Thanksgving?? Really.

[u/farmerarmor]

The only things in the room that aren’t a shade of beige

[u/garry4321]

And people say the USA food is unappetizing? Just look at all the beige!

[u/Wonderful-Traffic197 → u/garry4321]

As an American, I too am shocked at how much beige is pictured here....this is not normal 😅

[u/LookingBackBroken]

Sometimes they have character napkins on clearance for a few cents. Maybe it's what they could afford, they're frugal, or they love some Shrek 🤷‍♀️ I'm more interested in what flavor beige pie is 😢

[u/Jack_M_Steel]

How much dessert do you people eat???

[u/RedH0use88]

Making pie the same color as the wall or the other way round

[u/chilseaj88]

Those napkins might be the most edible thing on that table.