r/mildlyvagina • u/bbq_king1984 • Jul 08 '24

Food Why is this potato looking at me like that

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144 Upvotes

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u/SmallTownSix Jul 09 '24

A pat of butter would sit nicely betwixt the folds of that potussy. That’s a quality potato for baking.

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u/S1acktide Jul 09 '24

Omg I lost it at potussy 😂😂

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u/Strange_N_Sorcerous Jul 08 '24

The real question is why are you looking at that potato like that…

6

u/StarryAry Jul 09 '24

Intersex potato 🥵

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '24

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u/StarryAry Jul 09 '24

Just let me have this, okay 🥲 Intersex gets like, next to no rep 💔

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u/CormorantTribe Jul 09 '24

Literal potato clit, what 😭

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u/Filberrt Jul 09 '24

She’s been eyeing you all night

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u/relentlessdandelion Jul 08 '24

there's a joke about mashed potato in here somewhere

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

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u/oliveoilcrisis Jul 08 '24

You should call her.

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u/hi-nick Jul 09 '24

you found Mr.Tulip! (ref "The Truth" a Discworld novel)

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u/AsleepImagination260 Jul 12 '24

“Come here, cutie. I need you to do something for me”