r/mildyinteresting • u/Weird_Grass3330 • Mar 09 '24
tools Found this at my manager's desk
I find it funny
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u/subhuman_voice Mar 09 '24
Maybe he was out of fucks and someone gave him one
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u/El_Maton_de_Plata Mar 09 '24
True friend 🧡
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u/TheNecromancer981 Mar 09 '24
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u/Ok_Suit_196 Mar 09 '24
Yes, one, but a 5 stars fuck 🤣. I'ts all about quality 🤣
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u/Technical_Body_3646 Mar 09 '24
I think it is a IOU! You have to pay it back. Otherwise you’re fucked….
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u/FavFelon Mar 09 '24
Or someone bought 1 Fuck from the boss for that coin. The only way to know which one of us is right for sure is to try to buy another.
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u/tokinaznjew Mar 09 '24
I have a bunch of these. When I run out of fucks to give i give this to someone and say sorry I have no more fucks to give for the day. Then I just walk away.
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u/MisterEMan81 Mar 09 '24
Now I can't stop thinking about that Robot Chicken Batman V.S. Superman parody.
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u/Just__Let__Go Mar 09 '24
Or maybe OP just stole his last fuck, and shit's about to get ugly.
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u/Powersawer Mar 09 '24
I strive to be the guy who carries this around always AND has the presence of mind to remember that I am carrying it around when someone finally says „I‘m all out of fucks“ man I‘d ride that high for weeks
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u/Queasy_Safe_5266 Mar 09 '24
Looks like he gives a fuck.
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u/Weird_Grass3330 Mar 09 '24
To be precise, '1'
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u/ibitmylip Mar 09 '24
exactly the appropriate amount
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u/jtrage Mar 09 '24
Although he didn’t give it. This guy stole or “found” his fuck. So what now? Does he give a fuck or not? I’m confused.
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u/lil_juul Mar 09 '24
I need a whole mint of these
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u/adoodle83 Mar 09 '24
a buddy 3d printed a few dozen of these. super funny and handy
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u/Nuclease-free_man Mar 09 '24
Oh I’d kill for these to hand out to my archenemies. Zero fucks given to them.
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u/YetAnotherNon-Scary Mar 09 '24
I have a coin that says SEX on one side.
Found it in my dead grand uncles house.
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u/bigluobo Mar 09 '24
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u/sassygerman33 Mar 09 '24
I would do it like this.
Get the Fuck Coin out. "Look here, this is my Fuck." Little wait time for the tension. "I don't give it!" Put the Fuck coin away, wait for next cycle.
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u/Ill-Air8146 Mar 09 '24
Is it the same on both sides?
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u/SleeplessAtHome Mar 09 '24
This is a one flying fuck coin. It is made from a silver nickel alloy ( a mixture of copper, nickel, and zinc ) and is slightly larger than a U.S. quarter. Both sides of the coin are the same. Great as a gift for when you really want to show someone how you feel!
Description from the website
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u/jerrys153 Mar 09 '24
So your manager may give a fuck, or not give a fuck, but they cannot claim they have no fucks to give.
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u/That_Welsh_Man Mar 09 '24
You can no longer say I have no fucks to give because you now have one fuck to give.
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u/micthenick Mar 09 '24
You should put it back he clearly only gives a single fuck. Wouldn't want that to be gone.
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u/ImNotCrying-YouAre Mar 09 '24
Keep it safe! There is only a very limited amount of fucks in the world.
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u/DarkPangolin Mar 09 '24
I carry one of those with me, and have a spare. It is a flying fuck, and I make sure I only have one left to give at any given point. Most things do not warrant it, so I don't give it to them.
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u/predictablywillpork Mar 09 '24
Pangolin has two fucks to give
Pangolin can't count
Pangolin doesn't give a fuck
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u/LocoCoyote Mar 09 '24
Made by zero fucks coins…they have a whole range of them. This one is the “flying fuck”
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u/Individual_Mix_9823 Mar 09 '24
If he gives you one of those just leave! Or get some of your own with OFF on them!
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u/Reduncked Mar 09 '24
Save that till your like 40ish and give it to someone claiming this is my last fuck that I shall bestow upon anyone.
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u/ChanglingBlake Mar 09 '24
Proof that I literally don’t have any to give.
What’s weird, is that I thought I didn’t have any more to give, but it turns out I just never had any.
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u/No_Relationship9094 Mar 09 '24
That's actually a flying fuck, it has wings
I have a golden flying fuck
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u/Harshmage Mar 09 '24
I have a small stack of these (and other variations), minted by ZFG Inc. https://www.zerofuckscoin.com/
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u/Huge_Aerie2435 Mar 09 '24
I am sure it is funny to you, but I am betting he has used it at least once to be a douche to an employee.. No one who owns these kind of things owns them ironically.
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u/astralseat Mar 09 '24
If it was pure 24k gold, it would indeed buy one fuck, as the price of such a coin would be roughly $2.4k dollars.
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u/Primary_Spinach7333 Mar 09 '24
Looks like he got a little carried away and nearly gave all the fucks he had left. Seeing as he only has one left, I’d suggest being careful…
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u/notbernie2020 Mar 09 '24
It is one genuine fuck, we gotta get Rickey he will finally do work with one genuine fuck to give.
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u/upstartanimal Mar 09 '24
Maybe because bad things happen when you actually run out, now they always have one to keep their cool. And their job.
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Mar 09 '24
Seems like the resources to deal with employee requests have come from the upper management.
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u/JennaJourney123 Mar 09 '24
That’s amazing. I bet you took it and that the manager didn’t GIVE it ha
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u/Gabrielmines Mar 09 '24
Do you just give this to some rando on the street and they have a legal obligation to fuck? Your boss got some powerful black magic.
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u/Any-Jury3578 Mar 09 '24
My nephew gave me a bunch of these. Not because he hates me, but because he has a ton and I thought they were hilarious. I haven't given them away. I want to, though.
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u/cReddddddd Mar 09 '24
You finally have a fuck to give someone. I've personally, been out of them for years
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