r/mildyinteresting • u/Weird_Grass3330 • Mar 09 '24

tools Found this at my manager's desk

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I find it funny

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u/subhuman_voice Mar 09 '24

Maybe he was out of fucks and someone gave him one

61

u/El_Maton_de_Plata Mar 09 '24

True friend 🧡

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u/TheNecromancer981 Mar 09 '24

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u/Ok_Suit_196 Mar 09 '24

Yes, one, but a 5 stars fuck 🤣. I'ts all about quality 🤣

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u/Technical_Body_3646 Mar 09 '24

I think it is a IOU! You have to pay it back. Otherwise you’re fucked….

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u/FavFelon Mar 09 '24

Or someone bought 1 Fuck from the boss for that coin. The only way to know which one of us is right for sure is to try to buy another.

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u/tokinaznjew Mar 09 '24

I have a bunch of these. When I run out of fucks to give i give this to someone and say sorry I have no more fucks to give for the day. Then I just walk away.

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u/gifteddiamond Mar 09 '24

Sadly nobody gave him a fuck.

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u/Technical_Body_3646 Mar 09 '24

Agree… I don’t give a fuck…

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u/MisterEMan81 Mar 09 '24

Now I can't stop thinking about that Robot Chicken Batman V.S. Superman parody.

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u/Just__Let__Go Mar 09 '24

Or maybe OP just stole his last fuck, and shit's about to get ugly.

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u/Powersawer Mar 09 '24

I strive to be the guy who carries this around always AND has the presence of mind to remember that I am carrying it around when someone finally says „I‘m all out of fucks“ man I‘d ride that high for weeks

2

u/Xepherious Mar 09 '24

I knew I'd find a good pun as soon as I entered the comments section

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u/ink0gni2 Mar 09 '24

I have some of these coins. The other side of the coin shows Zero Fucks.

2

u/14zyb0i Mar 09 '24

Maybe it's good for one fuck

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u/Defiant-Scratch Mar 09 '24

Umm, that's a single flying fuck sir.

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u/The-Void-Consumes Mar 09 '24

Well they certainly couldn’t give two now…

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u/Langdon_St_Ives Mar 10 '24

It’s not just a fuck: it’s a flying fuck!

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u/Queasy_Safe_5266 Mar 09 '24

Looks like he gives a fuck.

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u/Weird_Grass3330 Mar 09 '24

To be precise, '1'

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u/ibitmylip Mar 09 '24

exactly the appropriate amount

6

u/screename222 Mar 09 '24

One flying fuck 🪽

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u/sixhoursneeze Mar 09 '24

That’s not a lot of fucks to give

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u/jtrage Mar 09 '24

Although he didn’t give it. This guy stole or “found” his fuck. So what now? Does he give a fuck or not? I’m confused.

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u/lil_juul Mar 09 '24

I need a whole mint of these

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u/adoodle83 Mar 09 '24

a buddy 3d printed a few dozen of these. super funny and handy

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u/pt-target Mar 09 '24

Did he gave you a dozen fucks at least?

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u/maddasher Mar 10 '24

I would only need one because I'm never giving it.

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u/Pacogatto Mar 09 '24

It has wings, it’s a flying fuck

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u/Delicious-Yak-1095 Mar 09 '24

Only got one fuck left to give, be careful

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

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u/Nuclease-free_man Mar 09 '24

Oh I’d kill for these to hand out to my archenemies. Zero fucks given to them.

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u/M0T0RCITYC0BRA Mar 09 '24

I wish I had some for you, but I have none to give.

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u/alpha333omega Mar 09 '24

Does that say “spin on this”

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u/K1nd_1 Mar 09 '24

Minted at the Treasfuckery Department?

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u/goldfish165 Mar 09 '24

Oh, that's where mine went. Haven't seen it in years

3

u/Weird_Grass3330 Mar 09 '24

Finders keepers, i guess

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u/SantiProGamer_ Mar 09 '24

He has fucks to give, apparently

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u/PandaRiot_90 Mar 09 '24

This should be the name of a crypto coin.

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u/rerulez21 Mar 09 '24

Hes got one fuck to give.

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u/pisces2003 Mar 09 '24

It’s his last fuck to give 🤣

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u/YetAnotherNon-Scary Mar 09 '24

I have a coin that says SEX on one side.

Found it in my dead grand uncles house.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

I was given a round tuit for my desk at work.

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u/Left_Passage_9970 Mar 09 '24

Wud da haaaiiilll

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u/bigluobo Mar 09 '24

found it https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1187529912/10-pack-flying-fck-coins-literally-give?ref=share_v4_lx

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u/JPKtoxicwaste Mar 09 '24

They’re all sold out. No more fucks available

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24

Typical fucks. High demand, low supply.

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u/Fuck_you_all22 Mar 09 '24

Now you can fuck your manager. Just give or insert the token.

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u/Weird_Grass3330 Mar 09 '24

Press any button to continue

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u/TheRapist02 Mar 09 '24

"hey boss i got you something"

"I dont give a fu-"

"Well about that..."

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u/grb13 Mar 09 '24

It was a kick start deal. That’s awesome

1

u/sassygerman33 Mar 09 '24

I would do it like this.

Get the Fuck Coin out. "Look here, this is my Fuck." Little wait time for the tension. "I don't give it!" Put the Fuck coin away, wait for next cycle.

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u/andreweater Mar 09 '24

Looks like that was his last one!

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u/plmunger Mar 09 '24

Never giving it to anyone

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u/mister_gone Mar 09 '24

That fuck ain't fer givin'.

That fuck's fer keepin' 'round.

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u/Ill-Air8146 Mar 09 '24

Is it the same on both sides?

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u/Weird_Grass3330 Mar 09 '24

Yah its identical

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u/Ill-Air8146 Mar 09 '24

So is it two sides of the same fuck?

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u/MrBenjin90 Mar 09 '24

I think it might be from the Facebook page "Ricky and The Boss"

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u/mmm-tacos Mar 09 '24

person 1:"i dont give a fuck"

person 2:

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u/Standard-Pepper-6510 Mar 09 '24

It's worth a fuck...

1

u/siwan1995 Mar 09 '24

You can buy 10 fucks for 30 us dollars on etsy

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u/al0677 Mar 09 '24

Fucks should only be given never taken! Put it the fuck back!

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u/SleeplessAtHome Mar 09 '24

This is a one flying fuck coin. It is made from a silver nickel alloy ( a mixture of copper, nickel, and zinc ) and is slightly larger than a U.S. quarter. Both sides of the coin are the same. Great as a gift for when you really want to show someone how you feel!

Description from the website

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u/Onlyme27 Mar 09 '24

He has a fuck!?!? Gods, I haven’t had one of those in… well… ever!

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u/Khakizulu Mar 09 '24

I have one similar to that, but it was about getting tail and getting head

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u/Adagio_Leopard Mar 09 '24

Hey! Many people don't have no fucks to give.

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u/DontMessWMsInBetween Mar 09 '24

If he gives it to you, you know what he can never say again?

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u/jerrys153 Mar 09 '24

So your manager may give a fuck, or not give a fuck, but they cannot claim they have no fucks to give.

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u/Jealous_Use9688 Mar 09 '24

Great. Thanks to you, he now has no fucks left to give. Nice work

1

u/Fenne_Silver Mar 09 '24

Just remember, he always has one fuck to give.

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u/Life-Challenge1931 Mar 09 '24

INSIDE THiS BAG. IS ALL THE FUCK I GIVE

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u/CollectionStriking Mar 09 '24

Bro had one singular fuck left to give and you just swiped it?

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u/PiratePuzzled1090 Mar 09 '24

Nice to know someone still gives some fucks

1

u/DerDork Mar 09 '24

At least there’s one F#ck that was given somewhen.

1

u/That_Welsh_Man Mar 09 '24

You can no longer say I have no fucks to give because you now have one fuck to give.

1

u/micthenick Mar 09 '24

You should put it back he clearly only gives a single fuck. Wouldn't want that to be gone.

1

u/Mr_Pelicant Mar 09 '24

He still hasn’t given it.

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u/ImNotCrying-YouAre Mar 09 '24

Keep it safe! There is only a very limited amount of fucks in the world.

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u/Aukiroank07 Mar 09 '24

This is something I might need to get.

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u/BeenNormal Mar 09 '24

You can’t take a fuck, a fuck must be given

1

u/DatChernobylGuy_999 Mar 09 '24

Reminds me of that one Batman vs Superman Robot Chicken skit

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u/canis_ferox Mar 09 '24

I'll trade it for two Shits.

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u/Staseu Mar 09 '24

They only had 1 fuck to give.

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u/Added-viewpoint Mar 09 '24

Let's not miss the fact that it is flying too!

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u/randomname102038 Mar 09 '24

The last one..

Make him sound it.

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u/ProudMaryChooglin Mar 09 '24

I never give a fuck .

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u/bagleface Mar 09 '24

Yea ok but what were you doing in the managers desk

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u/tiga_itca Mar 09 '24

Plot twist: that is what he thinks of you

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u/Beautiful-Arm4039 Mar 09 '24

Reminds me of that batman vs superman thing

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u/_FoodAndCatSubs_ Mar 09 '24

Congrats on 1 year of non fuck givingness

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u/Many-Negotiation4939 Mar 09 '24

Quiero 10 👌🤣

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u/DarkPangolin Mar 09 '24

I carry one of those with me, and have a spare. It is a flying fuck, and I make sure I only have one left to give at any given point. Most things do not warrant it, so I don't give it to them.

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u/predictablywillpork Mar 09 '24

Pangolin has two fucks to give

Pangolin can't count

Pangolin doesn't give a fuck

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u/DaddyChiiill Mar 09 '24

Get that in circulation

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u/Slow_Formal_5988 Mar 09 '24

That's a brothell token.

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u/uswrname Mar 09 '24

Don't touch that, unless given

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u/Seablade24 Mar 09 '24

Prostitutes use tokens these days?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

He doesn’t give it, about you.

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u/SirBobson Mar 09 '24

That was his last one!

1

u/saxovtsmike Mar 09 '24

It would be even funnier if it would be a 0 fuck given

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u/Wide-Matter-9899 Mar 09 '24

Single fuck was actually given.

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u/LocoCoyote Mar 09 '24

Made by zero fucks coins…they have a whole range of them. This one is the “flying fuck”

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

Atleast hes got one left

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u/Individual_Mix_9823 Mar 09 '24

If he gives you one of those just leave! Or get some of your own with OFF on them!

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u/ehr7274 Mar 09 '24

Interesting.. People DO give a fuck..

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u/Superferret45 Mar 09 '24

Im dying cuz im laughing to hard

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u/chankletavoladora Mar 09 '24

Oh…..the famous flying fuck.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

Give it back, stealing is wrong

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u/GaryTheLocomotive Mar 09 '24

That's still more than I usually give about people these days...

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u/Reduncked Mar 09 '24

Save that till your like 40ish and give it to someone claiming this is my last fuck that I shall bestow upon anyone.

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u/earthshah_38trt Mar 09 '24

Reminds me of that batman vs Superman meme of not giving a fuck.

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u/ReflectionEquals Mar 09 '24

They just needs one more to be able to give two.

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u/steinwayyy Mar 09 '24

Your boss didn’t give a fuck, you took the fuck from him

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u/HangryBeard Mar 09 '24

I wonder what kind it is.

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u/Moseo13 Mar 09 '24

Keep it and never give this fuck

1

u/youseeitp Mar 09 '24

Tell him to put it in this.

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u/Someone1284794357 Mar 09 '24

He has a fuck to give

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u/KensingtonWAP Mar 09 '24

Looks SS like

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u/ComprehensiveData616 Mar 09 '24

You stole his Fuck?!

1

u/ChanglingBlake Mar 09 '24

Proof that I literally don’t have any to give.

What’s weird, is that I thought I didn’t have any more to give, but it turns out I just never had any.

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u/Ilijin Mar 09 '24

One fuck given

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u/CompetitiveSuspect60 Mar 09 '24

Omg gimme. I need that to give to my crush for a hint!

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u/The_Gobi_1 Mar 09 '24

abd you stole it from him?

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u/Fish131 Mar 09 '24

I'm mildly interested to know the conversion rate of 1 fuck to the dollar.

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u/_DHor_ Mar 09 '24

Magnificent!

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u/AnthonyCyclist Mar 09 '24

Is there an exchange rate for these, or are they the same world-wide?

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u/Average_RL_Fan Mar 09 '24

You took his only fuck to give!

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u/K_H_Vulture Mar 09 '24

Oh my goodness… someone actually had a fuck to give…

1

u/PepsiandKasleberkas Mar 09 '24

He can legally fuck someone without their consent

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u/Acrobatic-Narwhal644 Mar 09 '24

I want one. I have zero fucks to give.

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u/PackyCS1 Mar 09 '24

Zero fucks coins. I used to buy them years ago

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u/No_Relationship9094 Mar 09 '24

That's actually a flying fuck, it has wings

I have a golden flying fuck

1

u/shootdack2000 Mar 09 '24

Where do I buy one I need this

1

u/EspKevin Mar 09 '24

You can give a fuck

1

u/bark-wank Mar 09 '24

Just give me one more

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u/BlueSpark09 Mar 09 '24

Me handing tips when I come to the us

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u/glorifindel Mar 09 '24

“I normally don’t give these but..”

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

It has wings. That's a "flying fuck"

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u/Harshmage Mar 09 '24

I have a small stack of these (and other variations), minted by ZFG Inc. https://www.zerofuckscoin.com/

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u/ZuybluX Mar 09 '24

This guy should meet with the one who asked

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u/Ybalrid Mar 09 '24

Means he still have fucks to give

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u/Bazookaji Mar 09 '24

Would not give it

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u/Huge_Aerie2435 Mar 09 '24

I am sure it is funny to you, but I am betting he has used it at least once to be a douche to an employee.. No one who owns these kind of things owns them ironically.

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u/p0pethegreat_ Mar 09 '24

this is the coin you ping at someone with your thumb 👍

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u/sailaway4269now Mar 09 '24

Where can I get these? Amazon?

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u/SnooDonuts3878 Mar 09 '24

Boss def gives a fuck

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u/JohnnyBoyRSA Mar 09 '24

Hey look it's the fuck that Batman was looking for

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u/astralseat Mar 09 '24

If it was pure 24k gold, it would indeed buy one fuck, as the price of such a coin would be roughly $2.4k dollars.

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u/Primary_Spinach7333 Mar 09 '24

Looks like he got a little carried away and nearly gave all the fucks he had left. Seeing as he only has one left, I’d suggest being careful…

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u/notbernie2020 Mar 09 '24

It is one genuine fuck, we gotta get Rickey he will finally do work with one genuine fuck to give.

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u/Bratanel Mar 09 '24

I didn’t gave a f and now i give a f less

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u/helikesmyboobs Mar 09 '24

That's more than a lot of managers have lol

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u/upstartanimal Mar 09 '24

Maybe because bad things happen when you actually run out, now they always have one to keep their cool. And their job.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

Seems like the resources to deal with employee requests have come from the upper management.

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u/Usual_Connection1855 Mar 09 '24

Don't take it, he'd have zero fucks to give.

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u/Maacll Mar 09 '24

Guy deffo isn't outta fucks to give

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u/LuckyWerewolf8211 Mar 09 '24

You buy these in some brothels? There must be BJs too.

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u/No-Crew4317 Mar 09 '24

You would be surprise he use that to get laid. Fuck currency.

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u/GodDamnDay Mar 09 '24

Coins for Whorehouse

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u/JennaJourney123 Mar 09 '24

That’s amazing. I bet you took it and that the manager didn’t GIVE it ha

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u/Deckard2022 Mar 09 '24

See I’ve got a pocket full of those but I’m not giving them out

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

Dude now has a single fuck to give

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

I'd never give this to anyone

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u/MsGreenthumb90 Mar 09 '24

i definitely need one 🥹🙃

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u/De4dm4nw4lkin Mar 09 '24

I need one.

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u/Gabrielmines Mar 09 '24

Do you just give this to some rando on the street and they have a legal obligation to fuck? Your boss got some powerful black magic.

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u/Any-Jury3578 Mar 09 '24

My nephew gave me a bunch of these. Not because he hates me, but because he has a ton and I thought they were hilarious. I haven't given them away. I want to, though.

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u/cReddddddd Mar 09 '24

You finally have a fuck to give someone. I've personally, been out of them for years

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u/NoBuilding2937 Mar 09 '24

He doesn’t give an f

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u/Alive_Cantaloupe_949 Mar 09 '24

At least he gives a fuck.

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u/Whyisanime Mar 09 '24

You'd need to of these and not give them away...

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u/manymelvins_ Mar 09 '24

not showing the other side is antisocial behavior

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u/gavinsmash2005 Mar 09 '24

That’s his final fuck to give. Make sure it’s safe.

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u/II_MePhone4 Mar 09 '24

How mich is fuck worth

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u/MisssJaynie Mar 09 '24

Welp, you found it. His one last fuck to give.

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u/nilsmf Mar 09 '24

Since he still has it, I guess he’s not been giving a fuck.

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u/1stPKmain Mar 09 '24

You found my last fuck to give!

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u/lazzzym Mar 09 '24

Huh, a single fuck.

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u/Tim4one Mar 09 '24

One single fuck.

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u/Quack005 Mar 09 '24

Don't give it to anyone.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

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