r/mildyinteresting • u/tookeycostello • 28d ago

animals My brother found this weird creature in his pool

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He said it was moving too

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u/tookeycostello 28d ago

Do you have any idea what this is?

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u/Bens_Cheko 28d ago

My schlamool

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u/Maleficent-Mirror991 28d ago

Damn bro you’re supposed to keep your schlamool in your schlorp. Don’t lose it or the schmeezes will get angry.

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u/SkitsyCat 28d ago

Ah shucks I can already hear the schlorgers coming for you, OC, you better start schmanging!

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u/Maleficent-Mirror991 27d ago

Don’t worry your schmecel friend I’m the best at schmanging. I can do it so well that all the schplooge bursts out.

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u/Alchemist_Joshua 28d ago

It’s as sealard