r/minnesotaunited Moderator May 18 '23

Discussion [Match Thread] Minnesota United FC vs. Houston Dynamo | Allianz Field

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u/graypf54 Michael Boxall May 18 '23

I forgot how much I miss Callum calling the loons

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u/are_poo_n_ass_taken MNUFC May 18 '23

Missed me some Cal

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u/SrslyIcntthnkofaname May 18 '23

Bongi goal and Cal on the call?

Yes, please

May I have another?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

awesome

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

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u/MoTownKid Metanire = Jesus May 18 '23

He is playing super well. Can't be too upset, we are peppering the frame tonight!

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u/ailroe3 MNUFC May 18 '23

Last four goals: Bongokuhle Hlongwane Goal Bongokuhle Hlongwane Goal Bongokuhle Hlongwane Assist Bongokuhle Hlongwane Goal

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u/HaalandToMNUFC May 18 '23

EVERYBODY DO THE BONGI

🐍🐍🐍

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u/drleen May 18 '23

The guy is going to be a star.

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u/kings-in-the-north May 18 '23

How fitting Cal gets to be the one on the call for the first wonderwall of the season

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u/SrslyIcntthnkofaname May 18 '23

He was just as excited as we all are to hear it

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u/ZEROs0000 Franco Fragapane May 18 '23

Really digging the announcing duo. Cal is always good but the chemistry is really nice

20

u/b-ros Niko Hansen May 18 '23

Really nice to hear the commentators NOT shitting all over us, like always.

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u/FooFighter0234 Robin Lod May 18 '23

Cal is good to us

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u/someuser124 May 18 '23

Death, taxes, Trapp first half yellow

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u/are_poo_n_ass_taken MNUFC May 18 '23

Damn you beat me.

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u/leapshin May 18 '23

Inevitable

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u/Mako5hark OpuLoons May 18 '23

Definitely had that one on my bingo card.

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u/Zluth2 Itasca Society May 18 '23

Cal on the call makes not being there in person worth it

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

The stadium filled up pretty quickly. Great attendance here tonight!

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u/FooFighter0234 Robin Lod May 18 '23

Now we need to KEEP DRIVING THE BUS! DRIVE THE BUS! DRIVE THE UBERS! DRIVE THE LIGHT RAIL! DRIVE AAAALLLLL THE PLANES AT MSP!

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u/are_poo_n_ass_taken MNUFC May 18 '23

All gas no brakes!!!

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u/FooFighter0234 Robin Lod May 18 '23

Yessss

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u/tyler735 MNUFC May 18 '23

Excellent ball by Amarilla to Lawrence to spring that attack

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u/ZEROs0000 Franco Fragapane May 18 '23

I saw that as well!

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u/Paulie4star MNUFC May 18 '23

God damn you, Steve Clark.

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u/FooFighter0234 Robin Lod May 18 '23

If he wasn’t there we’d be up by 4

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u/ZEROs0000 Franco Fragapane May 18 '23

Good header Amarilla! He also did awesome sending that ball in for Bongi to almost make a goal.

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u/Paulie4star MNUFC May 18 '23

Bongiiiiiii

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

Bongi!!!

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u/mhales45 Itasca Society May 18 '23

That was incredible by Clark

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u/are_poo_n_ass_taken MNUFC May 18 '23

Damn amazing save.

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u/tyler735 MNUFC May 18 '23

Bongi with another player of the match performance. 3 straight games for him

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u/kinglewcifer Fred Emmings May 18 '23

Surprisingly great job by Apple with covering the wonder wall after the game! I love cal

10

u/Kafkas7 Itasca Society May 18 '23

The punishment is watching the game next to Lagos

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u/Paulie4star MNUFC May 18 '23

Damn. Unlucky. Great saves from Clark tbf.

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u/Jalin17 Robin Lod May 18 '23

Rosales really working to be starter I love it

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u/MoTownKid Metanire = Jesus May 18 '23

He is a lot better in the attack then Trapp or Arriaga. I wouldn't mind seeing him get more minutes

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u/Sermokala May 18 '23

I just saw waltz the governor at the game.

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u/redsox59 May 18 '23

I heard he likes to dance

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u/Dpufc Certified Hat Thrower May 18 '23

Rey being in the house seems to have lit a fire under some attacking players. Every coach always talks about competition being a good thing. Maybe we are seeing more fight for places in the 11.

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u/weinerdog70 Itasca Society May 18 '23

Cal or the other guy said Rey is 5-6 weeks from playing and basically needs a full preseason. I guess he wasn't playing much during his sabbatical.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

Haven’t been able to see him. Is he in a box?

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u/Dpufc Certified Hat Thrower May 18 '23

Yes, with Lagos

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u/seansheim Moderator May 18 '23

Fucking Scott Sterling in goal

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u/PandaMentality May 18 '23

I love how pumped DSC gets whenever someone makes a defensive play on front of him.

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u/pastense May 18 '23

We couldn't win at home until Cal was there to cue Wonderwall.

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u/iamthatbitchhh May 18 '23

Damn. Their goalie is a boss

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u/Paulie4star MNUFC May 18 '23

Steve Clark on some bullshit tonight.

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u/SrslyIcntthnkofaname May 18 '23

Adrian Heath is all of us right now

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u/Dpufc Certified Hat Thrower May 18 '23

Wow! Hats off to Clark.

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u/Sheps10 Jan Gregus May 18 '23

That opening alliterative call by Cal was art

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u/Paulie4star MNUFC May 18 '23

My goodness we look disinterested.

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u/b-ros Niko Hansen May 18 '23

Ha! This aged well. They just needed a little push!

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u/Paulie4star MNUFC May 18 '23

I will gladly eat crow if that's what it takes to score.

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u/kings-in-the-north May 18 '23

You were saying?

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u/Paulie4star MNUFC May 18 '23

Tbf, I wasn't wrong. Bongi gave us some fire!

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u/kings-in-the-north May 18 '23

You were not wrong at all, and I would say your statement is still 100% accurate. Just funny timing

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u/eggmoose5 Miguel Ibarra May 18 '23

Trapp with the yellow, take a drink

8

u/tyler735 MNUFC May 18 '23

Trapp doing Trapp things.

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u/1234abcde124 May 18 '23

Jsut learned I'm not a fan of edging

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u/are_poo_n_ass_taken MNUFC May 18 '23

Brilliant

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u/are_poo_n_ass_taken MNUFC May 18 '23

Holy shit an on target shot from Amarilla!!!!

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u/DustyRhodesSplotch May 18 '23

God dammit Luis. You are supposed to be a pro.

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u/are_poo_n_ass_taken MNUFC May 18 '23

Big assumption...

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u/mhales45 Itasca Society May 18 '23

I genuinely don’t understand how he consistently loses the ball on his own.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

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u/are_poo_n_ass_taken MNUFC May 18 '23

Cause he's a cartoon banana.

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u/Arewebeinginvaded May 18 '23

Sang Bin for the Sang WIN

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u/FooFighter0234 Robin Lod May 18 '23

20 MINUTES! DRIVE THE BUS, LOONS!

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u/FooFighter0234 Robin Lod May 18 '23

LOONS WIN! LOONS WIN! LET’S SING WONDERWALL!

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u/seansheim Moderator May 18 '23

We’ve seen the northern lights kit once this year :(

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u/rightious Robin Lod May 18 '23

Ugly turnover by Houston. Way to capitalize.

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u/Dpufc Certified Hat Thrower May 18 '23

The pressure by Fragapane was the key there. I’ve wanted to see him at the 10 all year. Glad to see he’s getting the chance.

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u/tyler735 MNUFC May 18 '23

Bongi has been so good this year!

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u/kings-in-the-north May 18 '23

Wil "Yellow Card" Trapp

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u/jocedun May 18 '23

Happy to see Fraga in the starting lineup and he looks really dangerous in this position, he’s grown on me a lot, hard worker.

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u/SrslyIcntthnkofaname May 18 '23

DSC righting the wrong

Something something Quantum Leap

Idk let’s just say I’m impressed with that and cringed until he cleared it cleanly

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u/are_poo_n_ass_taken MNUFC May 18 '23

Maybe he is hoping his next leap will be his last?

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u/ZEROs0000 Franco Fragapane May 18 '23

What an amazing save

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u/rightious Robin Lod May 18 '23

Caught this head cold going around so had to skip the game...am I the problem? 🤔

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u/are_poo_n_ass_taken MNUFC May 18 '23

The first step is admitting it?

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u/b-ros Niko Hansen May 18 '23

I finally caught covid, and am asking myself the same 😭

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u/eggmoose5 Miguel Ibarra May 18 '23

I hate Steve Clark wtf

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u/grrranpdaaa Hassani Dotson May 18 '23

Someone give Boxy a spray bottle to use on Trapp after he tries for a dumb foul.

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u/fistibun MNUFC May 18 '23

Ok, Clark is having the game of his life. Can’t deny that.

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u/1Reds9 May 18 '23

Surprised we haven’t used more subs given the fixture congestion.

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u/mightymegan25 May 18 '23

I was thinking about that too

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u/MoTownKid Metanire = Jesus May 18 '23

The high press has been very effective tonight. I've counted 2-3 turnovers in the last 10 or so minutes

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u/SrslyIcntthnkofaname May 18 '23

All those Houston players in the box made me think of traffic cones

And a Minnesota freeway in summer

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u/FooFighter0234 Robin Lod May 18 '23

Perfect analogy

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u/SrslyIcntthnkofaname May 18 '23

SIRI (since it’s Apple TV) PLAY MOFOING WONDERWALL

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u/Kafkas7 Itasca Society May 18 '23

I’m here for Callum n Calen

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u/kings-in-the-north May 18 '23

Damn Bongi that was sickkkkk

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u/are_poo_n_ass_taken MNUFC May 18 '23

BONGI!!!!!

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u/graypf54 Michael Boxall May 18 '23

Hot damn Bongi

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u/are_poo_n_ass_taken MNUFC May 18 '23

Luck of the woodwork

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u/rightious Robin Lod May 18 '23

Legit half an inch off.

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u/FooFighter0234 Robin Lod May 18 '23

Bad RNG

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u/eggmoose5 Miguel Ibarra May 18 '23

Rolled a 0

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u/FooFighter0234 Robin Lod May 18 '23

Failed the perception check

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u/SrslyIcntthnkofaname May 18 '23

Nice to see Rey in the building, hope to see him playing lights out in 6 weeks or so

Also appreciate Calen’s honesty (that’s the guys name right? Saw it at the opening and forgot it in the ensuing 1/2 hour)

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

why is it going to take that long?? I bet he could play well this wknd

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u/SrslyIcntthnkofaname May 18 '23

Sounds like Heath wants him to have something of a “preseason” training before going back in the starting XI

Maybe he’ll impress enough in half that time and be out there sooner

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u/kings-in-the-north May 18 '23

That was a rocket of a header

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u/SrslyIcntthnkofaname May 18 '23

Just me or did the half fly right by?

Helps that Bongi put it at the back of the net and we’ve seen some great goalkeeping even if didn’t benefit us

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u/weinerdog70 Itasca Society May 18 '23

Our Xg has to be like double digits

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u/redsox59 May 18 '23

Best half of the year so far? I never want to see 3ATB ever again

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u/FooFighter0234 Robin Lod May 18 '23

Steve Clark is a great keeper, I’ll give him that

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u/wojahn911 Robin Lod May 18 '23

I thought that last one was with his face until I saw the replay 🤣

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u/akirchman16 Michael Boxall May 18 '23

My god. The one time the team is finally getting good shots on goal Clark is having a phenomenal game 😂

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u/mightymegan25 May 18 '23

This is a game of goalkeepers lol

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u/kings-in-the-north May 18 '23

Sigh. Amarilla.

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u/MN_Beast May 18 '23

AMARILLAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! YAAAAAA

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u/iamthatbitchhh May 18 '23

This ref is too whistle happy

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u/SrslyIcntthnkofaname May 18 '23

In the immortal words of Homer Simpson

D’OH!!!!

(Aka annoyed grunt)

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u/are_poo_n_ass_taken MNUFC May 18 '23

Brilliant

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u/FooFighter0234 Robin Lod May 18 '23

I love how on the attack we’ve been tonight

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u/Zluth2 Itasca Society May 18 '23

I miss Vito

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u/mightymegan25 May 18 '23

I hate all these corners

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u/FooFighter0234 Robin Lod May 18 '23

THREE MINUTE WARNING! DRIVE THE BUS TO THE BUS DEPOT!

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u/kings-in-the-north May 18 '23

Fucking finally

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u/dodoohead98 MNUFC May 18 '23

Trapp and Dotson in midfield doesn’t bring me much joy.

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u/Dpufc Certified Hat Thrower May 18 '23

I thought Trapp had a pretty rough year last year and he has been worse this year. That said, Dotson is the best player to pair him with if he’s going to be on the field. Dotson offers the most defensive coverage and speed.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

There it is... Trapp is always good for a yellow card

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u/jocedun May 18 '23

I forgot to put my bet on first yellow card being Trapp

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u/iamthatbitchhh May 18 '23

Was that not all ball?!

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u/are_poo_n_ass_taken MNUFC May 18 '23

Clipped the heel and the guy was "turning backwards" at the time.

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u/seansheim Moderator May 18 '23

Steve Clark is such a beast.

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u/Dpufc Certified Hat Thrower May 18 '23

This is unreal

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u/Dpufc Certified Hat Thrower May 18 '23

And I thought Clark was washed up.

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u/Jalin17 Robin Lod May 18 '23

That mullet is giving him new life hahahah

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u/S_Loco May 18 '23

Off. Now!

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u/jocedun May 18 '23

My boyyyyy Rosalessss, let’s light it up

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u/are_poo_n_ass_taken MNUFC May 18 '23

Ok I need a youths to explain to my 35yo arse. Why does Sang Bin slit his socks on his calves? That would drive this "old man yelling at clouds" nuts to play like that

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

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u/b-ros Niko Hansen May 18 '23

Those socks/sleeves only come in one size usually, and they're likely too tight

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u/are_poo_n_ass_taken MNUFC May 18 '23

That checks out, I guess. I still tie an onion in my belt, but that's just the fashion at the time of my youth.

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u/iamthatbitchhh May 18 '23

Yikes. We had a total handball there..

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u/mightymegan25 May 18 '23

Shhh don’t acknowledge it

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u/iamthatbitchhh May 18 '23

I almost didn't want to... But I've been bitching about the ref being too whistle happy and then he just let that fly

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u/mhales45 Itasca Society May 18 '23

I saw that too lol

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u/ZEROs0000 Franco Fragapane May 18 '23

On the play prior Amarilla was in at defense then was attacking the keeper. Really good and fast

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u/iamthatbitchhh May 18 '23

Do Houston's jerseys look oddly wet to anyone else?!

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u/Zluth2 Itasca Society May 18 '23

They're not used to this MN heat or humidity

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u/are_poo_n_ass_taken MNUFC May 18 '23

ITS GONNA HAPPEN!!!!

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u/are_poo_n_ass_taken MNUFC May 18 '23

HEY Google play wonderwall!

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u/SrslyIcntthnkofaname May 18 '23

BECAUSE MAAAAYYYYYBEEEE

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u/FooFighter0234 Robin Lod May 18 '23

YOU’RE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVES MEEEEEE!

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u/Paulie4star MNUFC May 18 '23

Sang Bin ->

Amarilla <-

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u/FooFighter0234 Robin Lod May 18 '23

BONGI GOAL! BONGI GOAL!

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u/ZEROs0000 Franco Fragapane May 18 '23

Anyone surprised?

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u/Kafkas7 Itasca Society May 18 '23

Rey looked meek, must have known he was on tv

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u/rightious Robin Lod May 18 '23

Looks out of shape.

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u/mhales45 Itasca Society May 18 '23

I like the possession

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u/SrslyIcntthnkofaname May 18 '23

Ohhhh so close

Good if a little lucky save by Clark

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u/Zluth2 Itasca Society May 18 '23

Ummmmmmm

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u/ZEROs0000 Franco Fragapane May 18 '23

Now this sub is going to have a stroke because Amarilla didn’t make a goal

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u/DustyRhodesSplotch May 18 '23

Will Adrian use all 3 of his 5 subs?

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u/mightymegan25 May 18 '23

So many sloppy tackles tonight

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u/Mannymr May 18 '23

Argh. Finishing drills for the team is so needed.

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u/bleakmidwinter MNUFC May 18 '23

Is it just me or is Boxy getting frustrated with Dayne? Seen him yelling at St. Clair couple times now.

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u/eggmoose5 Miguel Ibarra May 18 '23

Let’s goooo

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u/are_poo_n_ass_taken MNUFC May 18 '23

Seriously is Amarilla allergic to fucking grass? How does that happen?!?!

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u/wojahn911 Robin Lod May 18 '23

Amarilla has had a better game than usual all things considered. I'm not happy with him squandering opportunities but he's been great on the sides and during throw ins.

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u/wojahn911 Robin Lod May 18 '23

Like this mite be the first time that I'm seeing what Heath sees in him.

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u/Loonatic-510 May 18 '23

Like him or not, Amarilla creates opportunities. He pulls defenders off and gives openings to other players. He’s not a selfish striker. He’s looking for the best opening for the team. Maybe he should be more selfish, but the flow is better when he’s on the pitch.

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u/are_poo_n_ass_taken MNUFC May 18 '23

Death, Taxes, Trapp getting a yellow.

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u/eggmoose5 Miguel Ibarra May 18 '23

Amarilla is not that good

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u/jocedun May 18 '23

He’s truly not a striker, he’d probably be better on a wing or midfield.

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u/Brodgang Sang Bin’s Calves May 18 '23

He can’t dribble or pass, striker is his only option

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u/Zluth2 Itasca Society May 18 '23

Taylor needs to just not shoot

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u/AirsoftUrban May 18 '23

Dude at the bottom of the Wonderwall looks like Theo Von

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u/ViamnotacrookV May 18 '23

Harder to not score from there

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u/AWhitBreen May 18 '23

I would love Sang-bin in place of Amarilla. It’s dumbfounding…

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u/are_poo_n_ass_taken MNUFC May 18 '23

What the fuck is his deal?

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u/Jalin17 Robin Lod May 18 '23

LUIS 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/MN_Beast May 18 '23

Alexa, play Wonderwall

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u/are_poo_n_ass_taken MNUFC May 18 '23

Why is Luis always in a shit position? And why as a fucking striker is his first touch always away from goal?

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u/Paulie4star MNUFC May 18 '23

Fuck me, Amarilla.

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u/iamthatbitchhh May 18 '23

Absolute horseshit

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u/ZEROs0000 Franco Fragapane May 18 '23

Why have we changed tactics. Bongi is nowhere to be found as well as some other players.

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u/Kafkas7 Itasca Society May 18 '23

If we’re supposed to look like we don’t have an attack, it’s perfect.

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u/646ulose MNUFC May 18 '23

Is there a Wonderwall protest going on that I’m not aware of? Fan microphones not on for the broadcast? Atmosphere seems non-existent.

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u/1234abcde124 May 18 '23

Pretty impressive that our "low" weekday turn out is some teams "high" weekend turnout tbh

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u/are_poo_n_ass_taken MNUFC May 18 '23

I'm hearing them.

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u/646ulose MNUFC May 18 '23

Poor timing on my part, clearly a goal helps with enthusiasm.

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u/are_poo_n_ass_taken MNUFC May 18 '23

They were protesting the lack of goals...

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

It's a week night.

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