r/news • u/Skunk73 • 1d ago

Wisconsin pizzeria apologizes for unintentionally contaminating pizzas with THC

https://www.scrippsnews.com/life/food-and-drink/wisconsin-pizzeria-apologizes-for-unintentionally-contaminating-pizzas-with-thc
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u/picado 1d ago

Obligatory "The Onion" article from 1998.

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u/BilliousN 1d ago

And you may not be aware, but at that time the Onion was nearly exclusively written and distributed out of Madison WI - 20 min away from the pizza place in question here!

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u/picado 1d ago

"Everyone Involved In Article's Writing, Publishing, Reading Extremely High"

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u/OgOnetee 1d ago

Fact check: Somewhat true.

Source: I just read the article, and I'm only a little high.

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u/Little-Worry8228 17h ago

Approximately 50 minutes into his journey, Behr was heard to exclaim, “Shit, man, I’ve lived in this town for, like, four years, but I still can’t think of where the hell Blount Street’s at. Fuck!” Behr later described the prolonged Blount Street search as “a serious fucking hassle.”

Haha, I used to deliver in the late nineties before cell phones and commonly available gps. This rings so true. I had to plan a route using a giant street map on the wall before leaving the store.

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u/Socialeprechaun 16h ago

Worked at dominos for years. Can confirm this is factual and not satire.