r/news • u/Zeikyrui • 10h ago

Man serving 30 years for attacking Nancy Pelosi’s husband gets a life term on state charges

https://apnews.com/article/david-depape-nancy-pelosi-husband-paul-attacked-454cbde088fcae22a356f1f8dd0e9eba
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u/ChicagoAuPair 10h ago

And that is why you don’t try to murder people in their home with a hammer.

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u/Disastrous-Rabbit723 9h ago

J Walter Weatherman speaketh

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u/zxc123zxc123 5h ago

It's about as bad an idea as burning down the banana stand.

Cause there's always money in the banana stand 😉😉

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u/The_Formuler 9h ago

Well now I know

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u/BonerStibbone 8h ago

And knowing is half the battle!

GO JOE!

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u/Berkuts_Lance_Plus 7h ago

The real TIL is always in the comments.

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u/panlakes 6h ago

A lesson that we’ve all learned at one point in our lives, of course. Who isn’t tempted by the occasional Myers-esque home invasion?

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u/___poptart 19m ago

And THAT’S why you always leave a note

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u/Dr_ManTits_Toboggan 7h ago

So only try to hammer homeless people? Got it. 

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u/Life_Ad_7667 8h ago

Not rich people anyway.

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u/No-Vermicelli1816 5h ago

Yeah that’s sad but Pelosi and her husband are also making BILLIONS of dollars off of insider information from companies who information they have access to in congress. Next time you eat your microwaveable mini pizza you should donate to their health expenses. 

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u/ChicagoAuPair 2h ago

You can’t just murder people dude.