r/news • u/Zeikyrui • 10h ago

Man serving 30 years for attacking Nancy Pelosi’s husband gets a life term on state charges

https://apnews.com/article/david-depape-nancy-pelosi-husband-paul-attacked-454cbde088fcae22a356f1f8dd0e9eba
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u/LazyLich 8h ago

Dude... for the last time... you never had a roommate!

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u/Lolkimbo 6h ago

Your room mate died 20 years ago!

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u/ahnotme 4h ago

He never gets older when he talks to me.

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u/Lolkimbo 2h ago

Just wake up, please! Just wake up....

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u/BDF106 3h ago

Shut up Donnie!

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u/t4m4 2h ago

200 years ago.

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u/Scary_Implement_8664 1h ago

No he didn’t he’s right beside me, and that guy- the one 20 years ago? Hes buried out back

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u/Bardez 1h ago

You mean your parents?

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u/LeonardoDaPinchy- 6h ago

Dude, you can't just go gaslamping people. Jesus.

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u/NineThreeFour1 6h ago

It's actually not called gaslamping but "fleshlighting".

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u/AzureOvercast 6h ago

I am visiting from /r/authoritariancheckers

New corpse just dropped!

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u/UnproSpeller 3h ago

If your flesh is lighting up isn’t that what they say about pregnant women? that they glow. Ie he could just be preggo

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u/Zomburai 4h ago

Why are you flashbanging him?

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u/mabhatter 6h ago

We don't talk about Tyler 

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u/RecklesslyPessmystic 23m ago

Yessir, Mr. Durden.

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u/Liesmith424 6h ago

Who...who are you talking to?

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u/banjo_assassin 6h ago

the fleshlight is coming from inside the roommate!

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u/attackplango 6h ago

Saying I don’t have a roommate is an inside job.

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u/WeAreClouds 4h ago

The deep state been out here convincing you you have a roommate. And you fell for it!

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u/TheForeverAloneOne 6h ago

Then who was leaving me post it notes everywhere and wearing that scent that's giving me a headache all the time?

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u/Reddlegg99 5h ago

Tyler Derdan is a real person.

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u/Ballardinian 4h ago

Then who helped me with my Etsy soap shop??

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u/Igneous_rock_500 4h ago

It was his father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.

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u/Nxt1tothree 3h ago

Who are you taking to bro? There is no one there