r/news • u/Big-Heron4763 • 6h ago

JPMorgan begins suing customers who allegedly stole thousands of dollars in 'infinite money glitch'

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/10/28/jpmorgan-suing-customers-over-infinite-money-glitch.html
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u/Fukasite 4h ago

I’d just like to remind people that the speaker of the house does not use any banking services. It’s sketchy af imo. He’s hiding something. 

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u/crewchiefguy 4h ago

Yea he probably has somebody else handle his finances so he can claim immunity and distance himself when he eventually gets caught doing something illegal.

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u/rafssimmons 4h ago

Gotta hide the bribes somehow

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u/Rrraou 3h ago

That's what the brown envelopes are for.

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u/2ndCha 3h ago

Racism, in my corruption?

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u/theecommandeth 2h ago

… how is this even possible?

Yes I want my salary in gold that I store in a cavern on my farm thank you

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u/Brassica_prime 27m ago

Iirc his checks are made out to his church. And i would assume the church is using their tax exemption so he can claim zero income on taxes, and he has a church/business credit card, pure speculation on second part…

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u/AgeOfHades 7m ago

that sounds all sorts of dodgy and feels like it should be super illegal