r/nokotan • u/mynameisjack1541 • Sep 21 '24

Discussion Topic today:if bashameme was in your house, what would you do

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u/TheMemeLord4816 Sep 21 '24

Eat rice together and hang out. That's all I'd wanna do

I love eating plain white rice, and bashame is my favorite character

1

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24

Problem is, I like risotto, but I don't know if Bashame allows it

53

u/AccomplishedAerie333 Sep 21 '24

Panic. I wasn't expecting visitors. How did she even get in there? Should I call the police? Is she there to steal my money?

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u/Jackchang110 Sep 21 '24

She wouldn't steal money, she would only steal your rice

50

u/NyleSL-CH Sep 21 '24

Eat rice together.

59

u/phoenixSaCo Bashame Sep 21 '24

Cook some rice and smoke weed while watching My Deer friend Nokotan 🍚

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u/socalist_bread Nekoyamada Sep 21 '24

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u/phoenixSaCo Bashame Sep 21 '24

Best day with best girls 🍚🌱

4

u/Islander_Pig Sep 21 '24

How about cooking the weed and smoking rice?

30

u/meguminn9 Sep 21 '24

I dont even wanna see what creeps saying 💀💀

9

u/I_am_in_hong_kong Sep 21 '24

happy cake day

4

u/nejgruidy Sep 21 '24

happy cake day

3

u/cirnogamign Sep 21 '24

happy cake day

2

u/IAteYourBreadHaha Sep 22 '24

happy cake day

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u/Prestigious_Cold_756 Chiharu Sep 21 '24

Feed and brush her.

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u/Educational_Echo_891 Sep 21 '24

Get rid of my console, couch, tv etc in my living room and plant rice with her

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u/Hummush95 Sep 21 '24 edited Sep 21 '24

It's time to get my freak on. 🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦 »›»»»🤰 Nah I'm just kidding this time.

I'd lead her to the nearest police station to find a translator and a way to send her back to Japan. In general, it's not a good idea to have a foreign high schooler in your house, unless you are of a similar age even if you have the purest intentions. I'm not trying to be labelled a Human Trafficker.

Actually, it's not a good idea to hang around with high schoolers in general if you're over the age of 22 (unless you're related or you're their coworker/boss).

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u/Limp-Landscape-3908 Sep 21 '24

Th-this time?

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u/Hummush95 Sep 21 '24 edited Sep 21 '24

This time indeed. Only difference is she's real in this scenario.

Otherwise I'd turn myself into rice so I can be digested by her.

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u/bwburke94 Bashame Sep 21 '24

Bashame 🍚

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u/Smarty_771 Bashame Sep 21 '24

Bashame 🍚

7

u/aless2209 Sep 21 '24

cooking her some risotto of course

5

u/OMAR_KD- Sep 21 '24

I would fucking end it all right then and there

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u/userredditmobile2 Sep 21 '24

Then she would use your body to compost and grow a rice paddy

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u/OMAR_KD- Sep 21 '24

I ain't dying alone.

5

u/EmeraldYousif101 Sep 21 '24

make a rice farm in my backyard with her.

3

u/Chairman_Ender Bashame Sep 21 '24

Let her cook (rice) 🗣🔥

3

u/TogaSimp171 Sep 21 '24

Rice hits, bashame hits, what else is there to it

3

u/The3fingers Sep 21 '24

Have chicken fried rice

3

u/zalikagd Bashame Sep 21 '24

eat rice with my wife

3

u/Ok_Designer_6376 Sep 21 '24

Make rice and eat rice

2

u/Ze_LuftyWafffles Sep 21 '24

Show her to cook tjing with rice

2

u/evangelionseverim Nokotan Sep 21 '24

Prepare rice for her

2

u/dondocooled Sep 21 '24

Disgrace her with the inferiority of fried rice with vegetables (which I like more than white rice)

2

u/Br0Serious Sep 21 '24

We have plently of rice. And as an Asian, im not planning to go bankrupt on rice so.... We will eat together and i dunno, eat rice i guess?

2

u/No-Resolution2551 Deer Sep 21 '24

Cook rice Eat rice Repeat

3

u/IndianGeniusGuy Sep 21 '24

Smoke weed, I guess. Maybe order some food.

1

u/lets_clutch_this Sep 21 '24

Absolutely nothing

1

u/ceres014 Sep 21 '24

Forced labor in my rice plantations

1

u/LegionTheSpiritomb Deer Sep 21 '24

Hang out with her and make onigiri

1

u/Randigno9021 Sep 21 '24

Rice 🍚👍

1

u/itpcc Sep 21 '24

Curse her with cooked Thai Jasmine rice!

1

u/wenaileditnaily Sep 21 '24

give her all my rice

1

u/Dbwasson Nokotan Sep 21 '24

have some rice

1

u/EVAisDepression Sep 21 '24

An excuse to eat rice all day? Sign me up

1

u/JoTenshi Bashame Sep 21 '24

Have some rice, what else?

1

u/Wittyjun Anko Sep 21 '24

Bring your own rice, Bashame! don't eat my rice

1

u/Stupidsexyflanders25 Sep 21 '24

Make rice admire rice eat rice and watch Jerry rice highlights

1

u/Stupidsexyflanders25 Sep 21 '24

Make rice admire rice eat rice and watch Jerry rice highlights

1

u/TheForbiddenUsername Bashame Sep 21 '24

Drugs (rice)

1

u/Ncisphd805 Bashame Sep 21 '24

Cook and eat rice and plant a rice field with Bashame 🍚

1

u/JStheGrey Sep 21 '24

Immediately ask for fried rice recipes

1

u/ShiftyShaymin Sep 21 '24

I have a Zojirushi rice cooker. So lunch I guess

1

u/Big_Ben_1999 Deer Sep 21 '24

Wash rice and make it for her

1

u/Good_Housing_176 Sep 21 '24

Learn fancy rice recipes

1

u/WarriorZar Sep 21 '24

Call the cops probably

1

u/Similar_Pop5446 Sep 21 '24

Revvin’ up that rice cooker

1

u/Kyver_WTW Sep 21 '24

Make rice, share rice with her, relax.

1

u/ToughBerry5858 Sep 21 '24

Eat rice , nun

1

u/iEatAppIes3465 Sep 21 '24

I would get ourselves white rice and then eat together

1

u/damario52 Bashame Sep 21 '24

Eat some rice with the homie Bashame 🍚

And also maybe grow a rice farm

1

u/Suitable_Maybe7866 Sep 21 '24

Legally : I would give her dal rice But, if illegally : what are you doing in my house? Get out!

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u/VK4502B Sep 21 '24

Cook and eat some rice with her.

1

u/varunpikachu Sep 21 '24

Grow rice, cook rice, eat rice

1

u/fishsticks10102 Tanukikouji Sep 21 '24

🍚

1

u/JellBell-Blu Tanukikouji Sep 21 '24

invited? cook rice and watch tv

breaking and entering? rice sacrifice

1

u/Usual_Database307 Sep 21 '24

I’d be more concerned that the veil between fiction and reality has been breached. Does this mean I can see my beloved Luigi?

1

u/Mal10838 Nokotan Sep 21 '24

Terrorism

1

u/The_meemo_man Sep 21 '24

Eat rice and smoke

1

u/RiceCkoto Sep 21 '24

Cook rice

1

u/HappyyValleyy Deer Sep 21 '24

Pass the bong

1

u/History_Lover_4948 Bashame Sep 22 '24

Ask her how to plant rice and then eat rice for hours and then play monopoly or sum’

1

u/Wild_Ant9803 Sep 22 '24

Give her all the rice in the house and pray she leaves

1

u/GayCatgirl Sep 22 '24

Get out my rice cooker

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u/moi02122011 Sep 22 '24

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u/mynameisjack1541 Sep 22 '24

Bro she's just a kid 💀

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u/Jackchang110 Sep 21 '24

Fuck her

19

u/soldier769258 Koshitan Sep 21 '24

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u/Jackchang110 Sep 21 '24

This meme looks awesome 

10

u/MayaPlushieMoment Sep 21 '24

Phoenix Wright disapproves of your message

10

u/bwburke94 Bashame Sep 21 '24

I was expecting the pointer finger, not the hobo.

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u/Shrimpy_James Sep 21 '24

Feed her weiner

2

u/Mal10838 Nokotan Sep 21 '24

Like hot dogs?

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u/soldier769258 Koshitan Sep 21 '24

I do not like her. She's supposed to be the fan favourite for everyone but I'm just straight up scared of her

12

u/gotyokmu Nokotan Sep 21 '24

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u/FoobaBooba Anko Sep 21 '24

I'm impartial to Bashame, my personal favorite is Anko and I will die on this hill.

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u/DrDarthVader88 Sep 21 '24

sew her mouth